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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-10 |
| Image Number: |
149609 |
| Caption: |
So, why're you going to Vancouver? What was that? Can't … breathe … Well … I'm going 'cause it's the one city I've never worked out in.
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122. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
149578 |
| Caption: |
"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his swing over and over! |
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123. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-04 |
| Image Number: |
149307 |
| Caption: |
1982. Do you ever get claustrophobic, Lemont? What's "claustrophobic"? I think it's the fear of tight spaces. It's why mama won't fly, or ride the bus, or ride in a car. She walks everywhere. That makes no sense. That should be "tight-space-a-phobic." Claustrophobic should mean something else, like a fear of bear claws. Or a fear of Santa Claus. We should make up our own language. What kind of word is "language?" It should be "talkuage."
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124. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
148298 |
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Bernice and I aren't invited to your brother's wedding? I'm not sure. You're really my friends, not Brad's. And it's a small ceremony, so … I get it. It's just … I really wanted to see this in the wedding … Tell you what. If by some odd fluke in an alternate universe we accidentally marry, I promise to wear this dress. Oh, boy. I feel all better now. |
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125. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-27 |
| Image Number: |
149038 |
| Caption: |
Do you think glasses make people look smarter? That depends, little buddy. The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin. The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity. And lastly, one must never speak, lest we say something dumb and ruin the illusions. What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?
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126. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-25 |
| Image Number: |
148349 |
| Caption: |
It's just a small shock! Go on, it'll be funny! |
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127. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-21 |
| Image Number: |
148763 |
| Caption: |
How 'bout those Candorville Cougars? Yeh, it is hot out. What? I said "How 'bout those Cougars … " Y'know … football, not the weather. What difference it make? Stranger-small-talk be interchangeable, bruh. It never mean nothin' no-way. (Sigh) … last time I try to be nice to a stranger! "Workin' hard or hardly workin'" to you too.
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128. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-19 |
| Image Number: |
148316 |
| Caption: |
Did you know some scientists say we shouldn't be here? Where? Here, alive on this planet. They say that the chance that life exists on this planet is statistically very small. And it's even smaller if it keeps sitting on my spot. |
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129. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-15 |
| Image Number: |
148482 |
| Caption: |
Hi. I'm Lemont. I'm on my way to the airport. Heading to Vancouver to spend a week with the girl of my dreams. O … K … It's weird how it feels like I haven't seen her in months. I mean, we text all the time. We send each other photos, too. Not "Anthony Weiner" style photos ... I'm talking completely tasteful stuff ... mostly. You're not really a "small talk" kind of guy are you? |
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130. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
147962 |
| Caption: |
Tex Larson's hat is at odds with his small face. |
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131. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
147936 |
| Caption: |
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The Olympics. When I was a kid, the Olympics brought us all together. But now, they were a chance for us to look down on Rio, for people to condemn a medalist for not looking patriotic enough, and for a swimmer to blame the locals for his own thuggery. That's nothing. I'm just upset the men's shorts aren't as teensy as they were in yesteryear. Um ... o ... kay ... |
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132. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
147424 |
| Caption: |
Randall does some ballooning after lunch. |
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133. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
146858 |
| Caption: |
"The citizens of a small Colorado town are dealing with their water supply contaminated by the chemical found in marijuana." Honey! Yes, dear? Do we have any Pringles, pizza rolls and cake frosting? No. I drank a glass of water and ate the last of them. Mom, can we sell the house and follow Phish? That could be a comic strip ... A good one. Ingrate. |
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134. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
148152 |
| Caption: |
F&E Beachside Sandwich Shop. It's the final week for our bite-size summer special. We start with miniature frankfurters on a baguette. It's grilled and then cut into small pieces. And we add lots of dollops of mustard! That's your bite-size summer special? Yeah, they're itsy-bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot paninis! |
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135. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
147115 |
| Caption: |
Mine! It's a small piece of land, but Trevor claims it none the less. |
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136. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-20 |
| Image Number: |
147402 |
| Caption: |
My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments. |
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137. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
146803 |
| Caption: |
He's a bull hampster and he was charging at the time. Small-game hunter, Brad Schultz. |
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138. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-05 |
| Image Number: |
145900 |
| Caption: |
Brad, we need to make a decision about our living plans. Yeah, we do. We talked about my moving in here. But … you don't really fit. |
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139. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-29 |
| Image Number: |
146492 |
| Caption: |
Meowrrr … Hiss. That's one … that's … th … that's one small step for Fluffy … One giant leap for felines … |
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140. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-28 |
| Image Number: |
145591 |
| Caption: |
It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. Well, your flaky brother showed up - with a crown! It's a world of hopes and a world of fears. Just swooped in and took over. No "sorry I'm late" or "thanks for all your help"! There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware. He has no clue how much we did - do - for his daughter! Shhh! It's a small world after all! But she knows, and so do I. |
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