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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-07 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-07 Pub. Date: 2019-11-07
Image Number: 180268
Caption: Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-09 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-09 Pub. Date: 2019-06-09
Image Number: 178048
Caption: Idea! Uh oh, must hide wallet. People are environmentally conscious. They want products that embrace Mother Nature and respect our limited natural resources. They're tired of a throwaway culture. Coincidentally, we throw out tons of used paper coffee cups and plated, and plastic straws. To say nothing of unfinished plates of food, like muffins, fruit salad, and day-old, half-eaten omelettes. Introducing our new environmentally-conscious earth-friendly menu! Well charge a small 50% premium for allowing people to help the environment. The marketing is green, and so's our food.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-11 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-11 Pub. Date: 2019-02-11
Image Number: 176293
Caption: Coffee gives me the runs. What? Especially espresso, and hot cocoa, and decaf. Talk about your horrific gastrointestinal experience. Anyhow, what did you get? Not as easy to make small talk at a café as I expected.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-11 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-11 Pub. Date: 2018-05-11
Image Number: 171299
Caption: Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-03 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-03 Pub. Date: 2018-03-03
Image Number: 168938
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our café took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay. That's why I've arranged for you to hand "campaign donations" to several city councilmembers. This doesn't have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it? People should never have to forego life's finer things just to go to the beach.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-14 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-14 Pub. Date: 2018-01-14
Image Number: 166645
Caption: I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-24 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-24 Pub. Date: 2017-12-24
Image Number: 165879
Caption: We'll have the Christmas feast for one. She means for two. He'll have a small bowl of cold oatmeal. No I won't! I'll have that Christmas feast! The turkey … the stuffing, the yams, the pumpkin pie a la mode with whipped cream, the extra-thick, brandy-infused eggnogg, the cranberry sauce, the succulent ham ... the reindeer jerky, the frosted sugar cookies with butter flakes, and the noose-shaped chocolate cupcakes with cheese filling. He'll have half a saltine cracker. You know what the doctors said, dear. They said your suffering is good for my blood pressure. I'll take my feast to go! Good move.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-07 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-07 Pub. Date: 2017-10-07
Image Number: 163387
Caption: The Ask Sadie Show. Actual answers to actual reader questions. Dear Sadie, When you were a teenager, did your parents tell you you were too young to date? How did you deal with that? - Frustrated with Dad. Never! In my day, there were no "teen-agers." You were either big enough to run the machinery, or small enough to be used as a pipe-cleaner in the machinery.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-25 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-25 Pub. Date: 2017-08-25
Image Number: 161810
Caption: Randy, do you think we're going to war with North Korea first or with Venezuela first? Neither one, little buddy. But … President Trump is threatening them both. Yes, but you're forgetting Randy's Axiom #467.1 … "Everything blows over when it's a small man making big threats, asterisk." "Asterisk"? Randy's axiom #467.2: "Those who want to sleep well never ask about the asterisk."
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-21 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-21 Pub. Date: 2017-07-21
Image Number: 160523
Caption: Armstrong, did you feel that earthquake a few minutes ago? I felt nothing, minion. I haven't felt an earthquake since I was a small child. Probably because of the full-body money-clip I've carried ever since then. The wads of bills layered about my body serve to absorb vibrational and impact forces. I once fell out of a fourth-story window and didn't even notice it. The one percent are different from you and me.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-10 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-10 Pub. Date: 2017-03-10
Image Number: 155395
Caption: Boss, if you could be any animal on earth, which one would you be? I'm glad you asked, minion. I'd be a nocturnal, camouflaged Wobbegong at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. There I'd lie in wait, ever vigilant, ever hungry … ever ready to devour any creature large or small unlucky enough to brush against my whiskers. I'm going to back away now. No, no ... don't back away, minion ... That's when the Wobbegong will get you.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-04 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-04 Pub. Date: 2016-11-04
Image Number: 150487
Caption: You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! Someone gave my toddler a cookie. Now that's all he'll eat. Excellent question. Reminds me of the time I was a small child. One day, eccentric old Adelaide Chestersmithe down the street fed me a marmalade cookie. I was hooked. Mother Cohen exacted revenge by feeding laxatives to Mrs. Chestersmithe's pet orangutan. To put it mildly, she got her point across: Never give anyone's kid a "treat" without permission. Um ... Ok ... Thanks.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-27 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-27 Pub. Date: 2016-09-27
Image Number: 149038
Caption: Do you think glasses make people look smarter? That depends, little buddy. The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin. The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity. And lastly, one must never speak, lest we say something dumb and ruin the illusions. What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-03 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-03 Pub. Date: 2016-09-03
Image Number: 147936
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The Olympics. When I was a kid, the Olympics brought us all together. But now, they were a chance for us to look down on Rio, for people to condemn a medalist for not looking patriotic enough, and for a swimmer to blame the locals for his own thuggery. That's nothing. I'm just upset the men's shorts aren't as teensy as they were in yesteryear. Um ... o ... kay ...
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-20 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-20 Pub. Date: 2016-08-20
Image Number: 147402
Caption: My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-14 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-14 Pub. Date: 2016-07-14
Image Number: 145831
Caption: Attention all parents of small toddlers … There's a brand new Youtube channel you'll definitely want to show your kids. It features funny reviews of toys, video games and apps. It stars a handsome, charming man dressed in huge glasses, a big floppy hat, and a bright yellow tuxedo. No self-promotion in my cafe unless I get a 98% cut. I am totally not unaffiliated with this brilliant performer.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-03 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 138612
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything. I think it's about time our café took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay. That's why I've arranged for you to hand "campaign donations" to several city councilmembers. This doesn't have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it? People should never have to forego life's finer things just to go to the beach.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-07 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-07 Pub. Date: 2016-01-07
Image Number: 137447
Caption: Months ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I think you should laugh, love, and go with the flow - and do that with gusto! Don't sweat the small stuff. Kiss all the girls. Boys or whichever you prefer, but remember to laugh. - Bob. Pervert! If we allow laughing, then we'll have to allow cackling. Maybe even guffawing. I refuse to go down that disgusting slippery slope.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-09 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-09 Pub. Date: 2015-12-09
Image Number: 136281
Caption: Hi, this is Jeb Bush. Who? I'm just calling to remind you I'm still running for president. Oh. Ok, now. You have a good time. I'm also calling to remind you I'm available for speaking engagements at your large rally, small rally, bar mitzvah, or assorted car wash openings. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Would you like me to speak at your function? Oh no, that's all right. Don't worry about it.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-04 small 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-04 Pub. Date: 2015-08-04
Image Number: 130659
Caption: Want to go see "Ant-Man," little buddy? NO WAY!!! My whole life, I've had this recurring nightmare where I shrink and shrink and shrink … until finally I'm too small to press buttons on a keyboard, or post to social media, or operate a remote control. If I start to panic in the theater, will you hold me? I don't want to see "Ant-Man."
     
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