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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-19 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-19 Pub. Date: 2018-03-19
Image Number: 169626
Caption: I was listening to the radio this morning. They were talking about the Great Recession. Remember how Congress regulated the financial industry after the Great Recession to help ensure it wouldn't happen again? It's worked for almost eight whole years, so now Congress figures Well, that's enough of that. On the bright side, the recovery was so slow that I still have nothing to lose when the Great Recession II happens.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-05 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169163
Caption: What Donald Trump up to now, dawg? That fool crazy. I don't know what Donald Trump's up to, Clyde. I refuse to keep paying him any attention. I don't slow down to watch accidents on the freeway, I don't watch reality shows, and I don't think about Trump. I'm above all that. If he said at 10:04 this morning he'd wanna ban all Muslim immigrants, I bet you'd know about it by 10:05. He already ... um ... never mind.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-05 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-05 Pub. Date: 2017-12-05
Image Number: 165704
Caption: Am I paranoid, doc? I interviewed FCC Chairman Ajit Pai the other day … Dr. Noodle. I asked why he's so bent on killing net neutrality when it's the only thing stopping internet service providers from picking and choosing which websites we see. He said there's no evidence they do that. I said "Yeah, that's because net neutrality rules have forbidden them from doing that." All of a sudden our Skype conversation slowed to a crawl. First we should examine the possibility he was talking in slow motion just to mess with you.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-04 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-04 Pub. Date: 2017-12-04
Image Number: 165703
Caption: Trump's FCC is about to kill "net neutrality." That means internet service providers can slow down or even block sites they don't want customers to see. Take Concast Cable, for instance. They could put Netflix, Hulu and Amazon on a separate "premium tier." They could slow sites like mind down so much no one will bother reading them. I still don't understand why you posted an article about how great Concast's logo is. It's to make up for that time I wrote a 48-part expose of their horrible business practices. Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-19 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 164467
Caption: Great-looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm rally psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other, I think.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-15 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-15 Pub. Date: 2017-08-15
Image Number: 161532
Caption: Guess what? My iPhone 7 just started slowing down. Just a month or so before the iPhone 8 comes out. Remember when my iPhone 6 started slowing down? That was just about a month or so before the iphone 7 came out. You know … Apple lawyers can hear erethang you sayin' through Siri, bruh. *I am not necessarily implying any trickery or intentional wrongdoing on the part of Apple. I wasn't never here.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-13 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-13 Pub. Date: 2017-05-13
Image Number: 157812
Caption: That's your tenth cup of coffee, Susan. Maybe you should slow down. Or at least use decaf. Did you know that too much coffee causes insomnia, increased heart rate, anxiety, puking … I'm just looking out for you, Ms. Garcia. Susan. You think I'm hogging all the coffee. No, of course not ... Yes, I do. I do think that.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-14 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136530
Caption: What Donald Trump up to now, Dawg? That fool crazy. I don't know what Donald Trump's up to, Clyde. I refuse to keep paying him any attention. I don't slow down to watch accidents on the freeway, I don't watch reality shows, and I don't think about Trump. I'm above all that. If he said at 10:04 this morning he'd wanna ban all Muslim immigrants, I bet you'd know about it by 10:05. He already ... um ... never mind.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-23 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135622
Caption: I think the worst part of being dumped is the thought that you'll just fade away. I mean, you go from being the most important person in someone's life, to being a memory. It's a slow death. You know that every day you become more and more of a distant memory, until sooner or later ... you're just gone. One of my exes once told me that. I don't remember which one. Maybe you just have a bad memory, Lemont.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-07 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-07 Pub. Date: 2015-11-07
Image Number: 134726
Caption: Processing … Processing … Installing software update that'll consume so many system resources that your two-year-old phone will slow to a crawl and you'll have no choice but to upgrade to the new phone. What was that? Um … I mean … "processing … " (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-10-01).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-11 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-11 Pub. Date: 2015-10-11
Image Number: 133081
Caption: Great looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm really psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other. I think.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-25 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-25 Pub. Date: 2015-04-25
Image Number: 125859
Caption: That's your tenth cup of coffee, Susan. Maybe you should slow down. Or at least use decaf. Did you know that too much coffee causes insomnia, increased heart rate, anxiety, puking … I'm just looking out for you, Ms. Garcia. Susan. You think I'm hogging all the coffee. No, of course not. Yes, I do. I do think that.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-14 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-14 Pub. Date: 2015-04-14
Image Number: 125563
Caption: Did you see how slow Walter Scott ran when he ran from that cop, Big L? Looked like when you try an' run in a swimming pool. That how slow the brotha was movin'. If I'm ever scared enough of a cop to wanna run from him, I hope I remember that even SLOWLY running away gon' give him an excuse to say he "feared for his life." Cartwheels, dawg. They ain't never shot no brotha who cartwheeled away. Better Google that to be sure.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-02 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-02 Pub. Date: 2014-01-02
Image Number: 105640
Caption: I talk really fast why do I talk so fast why can't I slow down why do I speed up … STOP. You talk fast 'cause you insecure. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. You think no one wanna hear what you have to say, so you try to jam it all in before they lose patience with you. So you're saying I should speak more slowly ... to exude confidence and ... Whatever gimme my $2. (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-06).
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-01 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-01 Pub. Date: 2013-10-01
Image Number: 102216
Caption: Processing … Processing … Installing software update that'll consume so many system resources that your two-year-old phone will slow to a crawl and you'll have no choice but to upgrade to the new phone. What was that? Um … I mean … "processing … "
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-16 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-16 Pub. Date: 2012-12-16
Image Number: 90583
Caption: … So I said "Second term Presidents always stumble by appointing boring nobodies to their cabinet. Dr. Noodle. … "President Obama should appoint Bill Clinton as Secretary of State. It'd be bold. Confident. "He'd keep the enthusiasm of the campaign alive and make his second term like a dream team." ... And that's when my date said "Take me home, this isn't gonna work out." Blah blah blah. When you're slow-dancing, and you whisper sweet somethings in a lady's ear, she never responds like they do in the movies. PhD. ... What? It's supposed to be "sweet nothings." PhD.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-04 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-04 Pub. Date: 2012-03-04
Image Number: 76508
Caption: Reverend Wilfred, the Board of Trustees feels you're creating far too permissive an environment. There's a disturbing amount of hip-hop, short skirts and jacketless men in the congregation. The board's asked me, as deacon, to help you rein in the laxity and the temptation. I've brought a list of mandatory suggestions. Can you repeat that? When I was earning my doctorate in theology, I must've missed that class. What class are you referring to, reverend? "Alienating the youth and thereby condemning your church to a slow death, 101." You're only allotted one Kirk Franklin song a week.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-18 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-18 Pub. Date: 2012-02-18
Image Number: 76408
Caption: What's wrong? The appeals court declared California's proposition 8 unconstitutional. I thought you'd be thrilled about that. When the AP app on my iPhone first told me, I thought "Right on." A half hour later, the MSNBC app on my phone told me the same thing. And I thought "Man, you guys are slow. That's old news." America's attention span is dead, Susan. And we wonder why newspapers are dying. 30 minutes might as well be a whole week.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-06 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-06 Pub. Date: 2012-02-06
Image Number: 76087
Caption: 2011 was a little slow, but one department out-performed. The department of demonization. It’s "Planned Parenthood" campaign alone practically MADE our third quarter. Fear, Inc. Planned Parenthood's the only provider of cancer screenings and other vital medical procedures for millions of poor women. And even though only 3% of its services involve abortion, you made that 3% look like 300%. Now states are trying to de-fund it. When these women find it harder to get diagnosed and treated, the panic score should skyrocket. Just doing our part. Fear, Inc.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-28 slow 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-28 Pub. Date: 2012-01-28
Image Number: 75722
Caption: Who-invented-the-rule-that-we-each-must … speak … at … a … consistent … pace? If-I-want-to-alternate-between-a-really-really-fast-and-then-a … really … really … slow … pace … randomly-then-who's-to-say-I'm-wrong? If-your-silence-is-you-trying-to-tell-me-I'm-annoying-you, you-can ... kiss ... my ... black ... Stop it already!
     
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