Subletter-of-the-Month Wednesday, April 18th, around 6:30amâ€¦ ZZZ Shake Shake Hey Shoshanna, did you feel that? Wasn't that an earthquake? Huh? No, that was just the workers next door. Go back to sleep. Her senior thesis (due tomorrow). Subletter-of-the-month! Tap tap tap. What workers next door? It's 6:30 in the morning! Shake Rattle Shake Hey Shoshanna, I felt it again. Wasn't THAT an earthquake? Of course not. My computer's still on. If it had been a quake the power would be off. Tap tap tap tap. Oh. Okay. Just relax. Can't you see I'm busy? Rumble Rumble Shake Shake 8 quakes later... Hey Shoshanna, there's a huge tidal wave headed straight for Santa Cruz. Shut up. I still have time to print out this disc.
Santa Cruz Money Saving Tips! 1. Give up food. First I gave up red meat, then dairy products, then cooked food. Now I've kicked this habit entirely! If everyone did that, we could end world hunger! 2. Live in a group house. The rent sure is cheap! 3. Own nothing. Materialism is bad karma. Got a spare quarter? 4. Rent a closet! Sleeping upright is good for your aura. Only wimps sleep horizontally. 5. Share a car! This week I get the wheels! And I get the engine! 6. Eat this newspaper! Yes Nina's Adventures is pleased to offer you free cut-out food! This week's food is tofu. Hint: Tofu tastes better in a flavorful sauce.