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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-02 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-02 Pub. Date: 2019-03-02
Image Number: 176502
Caption: What I believe. Part 480. My child is me. His body came first from me. His thoughts began as a reaction to me and to the world as I introduced it to him. When he judges me, I'm being judged but the most honest, innocent part of myself … So maybe my butt really IS getting big.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-20 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-20 Pub. Date: 2018-12-20
Image Number: 175482
Caption: What should I get your two-year-old for Christmas, Big L? Lionel would love a bronze replica of the starship Defiant, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. You a bad father, Big L. I said what's he want? That IS what he wants! … Also an adult sized Captain Sisko uniform he can grow into. BAD father. (This cartoon was previously published on 2014-12-04)
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-22 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-22 Pub. Date: 2018-01-22
Image Number: 167650
Caption: A teacher stood up during a public comment portion of a school board meeting … and calmly said it was wrong to give their unelected superintendent a $38,000 pay raise while the teachers got nothing and class sizes grew. Lemme guess what was next. A cop threw her to the ground, cuffed her, dragged her outta there an' arrested her. Clyde! You started watching the news? Don't need to, bruh. America a police state.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-11 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166001
Caption: Have you ever been to thetruesize.com? No. What's that? The maps we all use distort the sizes of the countries. The sizes are way off. That site lets you drag countries around to see how big they really are. Turns out Japan's as big as the entire east coast of the U.S. Brazil is almost as big as the United States. All of Africa is bigger than the U.S., India, Western Europe, Argentina and China combined. Same principle works for money. If you drag my seemingly tiny bank account around the globe, I'm actually super rich. Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-30 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-30 Pub. Date: 2017-09-30
Image Number: 163102
Caption: Dear Lemon Brown: Unfortunately, we at Equifax must inform you that hackers breached our security weeks ago. Your social security number, address, credit history, and pants size may have been compromised. It appears the only personal information of yours that wasn't compromised was your signature. To sign up for our credit monitoring service, please sign here.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-10 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-10 Pub. Date: 2016-10-10
Image Number: 149609
Caption: So, why're you going to Vancouver? What was that? Can't … breathe … Well … I'm going 'cause it's the one city I've never worked out in.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-28 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-28 Pub. Date: 2016-02-28
Image Number: 139304
Caption: There's no such thing as aliens. What?! How can you even think such a thing after all we've found? We've found over 1,000 planets! And we've only begun searching. And there's no telling how many moons those planets have. Any of them could be capable of supporting life. That just sounds silly, Lemont. "Silly"?! Do you have any idea how vast the galaxy is? We can't even see half of it! Astronomers have calculated there are almost nine billion stars with earth-size planets in the habitable zones, Susan! Nine BILLION! ... Just in our galaxy alone! What's "silly" is thinking we're all alo -- ... You're just messing with me, aren't you. It's just so easy.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-26 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-26 Pub. Date: 2015-07-26
Image Number: 129550
Caption: I just started reading the book "2312." It starts on Mercury, where we built a city that constantly travels along rails to avoid the cataclysmic fire of the sun. It's hard to remember we're even capable of that sort of thing. We don't even build the world's tallest buildings anymore. We don't build much of anything. We barely even fill potholes. Once upon a time, we thought big. We built bridges. We carved new rivers. We sent men to the moon. But we've stopped thinking big. Did you know Saudi Arabia's building a tower that's almost twice as tall as our tallest building? Saudi Arabia ain't part of "we"? It ... That's not what I ... Oh, shut up.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-03 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 125860
Caption: Dear idiot … I am offended by your article from last week where you made fun of those who say we never actually went to the moon. It's tools like you who make it easy for NASA to go on lying to the world and covering up the truth. Maybe if you did a little more research on YouTube, you'd be able to open your eyes to the fact that the moon doesn't actually exist. Worlds the size of Earth shouldn't have satellites at all, let alone one bigger than Pluto. Some people should never wander away from YouTube's "cute kitten" area. There's evidence it's a giant, empty, ancient spaceship that ran out of fuel long ago.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-01 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-01 Pub. Date: 2015-04-01
Image Number: 124959
Caption: Hi, I'm just checking on your return policy. No, it's exactly what I ordered. No, it's not defective. No, none of the accessories were missing. It's just that … you know how sometimes things just don't fit you like you thought they would? Yeah, they said I can return my new shoes.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-04 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-04 Pub. Date: 2014-12-04
Image Number: 119644
Caption: What should I get your two-year-old for Christmas, Big L? Lionel would love a bronze replica of the starship Defiant, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. You a bad father, Big L. I said what's he want? That IS what he wants! … Also an adult sized Captain Sisko uniform he can grow into. BAD father.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-18 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-18 Pub. Date: 2013-07-18
Image Number: 99243
Caption: The big bang is accelerating, Susan. DO you know what this means? Everything in the universe is getting farther and farther apart. It's ballooning out of control! Dios mio, just stop snacking, Lemont. The universe and I are doubling in size every 10-35 seconds.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-15 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-15 Pub. Date: 2013-07-15
Image Number: 99240
Caption: What up, Big L? I told you not to call me that, Clyde. It's like you're calling me fat. It makes me all self-conscious. Thug 4 Life. It ain't even like that, dawg. It's one a them ironic nicknames. I be callin' you "Big L" 'cause you the opposite of "big." Oh. Ok. You actually a short little man.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-03 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-03 Pub. Date: 2013-04-03
Image Number: 95256
Caption: What's that? My last will and testament. You're leaving me your Star Trek Underoos collection, your hat … … And a two-foot-tall, life-sized replica of a non-potty-trained homo sapien. Lemont, I told you I don’t want kids. Think of it as a Chia Pet that requires food, diapers and Sesame Street.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-12 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-12 Pub. Date: 2012-05-12
Image Number: 80673
Caption: Why am I here? Well … I've been insecure about something my whole life. Dr. Noodle. You probably can't guess what it is. Everyone's always told me it's just in my head. But still, sometimes I'm so insecure about it, I won't even go outside. Having a big one's normal. Plenty of five-foot tall men have ones that look like they belong on seven-foot tall men. What? I'm talking about my armpit odor. Oh ... um ... Wait ... what are you getting at?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-22 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-22 Pub. Date: 2012-04-22
Image Number: 78729
Caption: I met someone online. She listed her body type as "average." When we met at the café, I noticed she was really huge. I was gonna accuse her of lying until I realized … that is average now.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-20 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-20 Pub. Date: 2012-01-20
Image Number: 44350
Caption: I like to keep my pant size the same as my age. (Originally published on 2010-02-27.)
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-17 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-17 Pub. Date: 2011-09-17
Image Number: 65649
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Thank you for signing up for our vague product or service ... which you've never heard of or, indeed, signed up for. We've enclosed a form, and as soon as you sign and return it they you'll have actually signed up for our service and that'll retroactively justify this letter. Sincerely, The name of someone who won't ever answer your phone calls and may not actually exist. Don't bother reading the fine print; because we are so vague, we don't really have to clarify anything in the fine print.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-22 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-22 Pub. Date: 2011-08-22
Image Number: 64816
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. But that makes no sense, sir! We should do what we're good at! For instance ... surveys show that comics are the main reason a lot of reason people buy the newspaper. We should run more of them, larger, and all together. Websites can't do that, especially on the iPhone or Android. Don't interrupt Brown. But, Mr. W.. It's rude. As I was saying: To compete with the iPhone, we're going to shrink the paper to the size of it.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-05 size 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-05 Pub. Date: 2011-03-05
Image Number: 21747
Caption: I hope somebody buys his hats so he can feed his family. I hope nobody buys his hats. @#$% illegals takin' money from American hat dealers. Can't believe I have to return all these hats. Not one of 'em fits me.
     
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