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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2019-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-19 |
Image Number: |
179912 |
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SA FE. When those two are together, their questions can't be answered with a simple "yes" or "no" response. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2019-08-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-06 |
Image Number: |
178881 |
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Good dog! Bad dog! They rarely talk to us like that because we're far too complex to be classified in such a simple binary way. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2019-05-26 |
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2019-05-26 |
Image Number: |
177894 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man, you're a professional influencer on social media now! Yep. I started out as a simple booger, updating daily about my thoughts and activities. Then I noticed I was getting more licks. One day I posted a mean and it went spiral! Now I a brand ambassador, generating more and more depressions every day! Good to hear you realize that, M-Man. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-17 |
Image Number: |
174565 |
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Math 4 - 2. I'd like a career where I solve simple subtraction problems like this. I'd be making a difference. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-04-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-29 |
Image Number: |
170966 |
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The instructions for my life are very simple: "Gather, rinse, repeat." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-15 |
Image Number: |
166737 |
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Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-21 |
Image Number: |
147554 |
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TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-03 |
Image Number: |
147263 |
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Books. I want to get my husband one of those coloring books for adults. He tends to see things in black and white. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-08 |
Image Number: |
145973 |
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Ernie never gets lost in thought .... It's not exactly a maze in there. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-11 |
Image Number: |
140214 |
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I specifically told you to keep it simple --- To not go overboard with the lifeboat drill! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-06 |
Image Number: |
140209 |
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Ernie, let's continue your guru training. Is simplicity in life a pathway to happiness? The guru manual says so, but it seems like there must be more to it than that! Is everything illusory? No, it just seems that way. What would you advise somebody on a question for better self-control? "No" thyself. And what's the most important insight we should always leave people with? Life is like a one-trip salad bar! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2015-05-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-31 |
Image Number: |
126945 |
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Service Dept. Now With Auto Pilot! How do you like the new high-rech control system on your car, Frank? It takes all the thinking out of driving, freeing up my mind to try to figure out a way of making the payments. What about the "no-hassle" service agreement? There's no hassling - I pay for everything! Look at these charges! "Customer waiting area wi-fi fee," "hydraulic life surcharge," "bill preparation fee." The list goes on! I came in for a simple tune-up and I'm paying for a whole concert! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2015-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-18 |
Image Number: |
121758 |
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Court rooms. The judge imposed sentences today and he went easy in the first couple cases -- the lamp store robber was given a light sentence and the judge said the guy who packed up and skipped out on his rent was only guilty of a simple "moving" violation. On the other hand, the defendant convicted of illegal downloading had the e-book thrown at him. Was the judge tough on the politician who embezzled from the statehouse building fund? Yeah, he takes "capitol" crimes very seriously! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2010-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-14 |
Image Number: |
54310 |
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Broker. Stocks. Bonds. It looks like a chaotic financial market down there. The gene for height is short selling. An oxygen teamed up with a couple hydrogens to make bonds and create liquid assets. Those simple sugars are buying fast-rising energy stocks that'll probably crash later. And the helium atom is selling everything. I think he has to make a balloon payment! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2010-07-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-09 |
Image Number: |
49487 |
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School. That vocabulary quiz was hard! Did you know how to use "gruesome" in a sentence? It was simple. "The gardener likes flowers so he gruesome." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2008-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-19 |
Image Number: |
27539 |
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It's election time again down there! As usual, the antibodies are single-issue voters, only concerned about defense. The simple sugars and complex carbohydrates are debating energy policy. I bet the sugars have a quick-fix plan and the carbohydrates focus on the long-term. Stomach and brain calls are arguing about the economy. The stomach always wins the arguments with the brain. It has a plan for expansion! And the hormones are running a third-party candidate this year --- They say he's a real agent of change! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2007-12-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-12-07 |
Image Number: |
20229 |
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I decided to simplify my life! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2006-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-03-12 |
Image Number: |
13261 |
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Wonderland Tech Support. Work Orders. H. dumpty. De-frag. Pinocchio. Wireless Connection. We've got a busy day, Ernie. First, a young girl has been getting junk e-mail. Mary had a little spam. And the police have asked for help catching an elusive computer identity theft thief. Hack be nimble, hack be quick. The woman with lots of kids can't get their computer started. The lady who lives in a shoe needs help booting up! And Snow White wants to locate the seven dwarfs online. That's simple ... Just click on their gnome page! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2005-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-08-21 |
Image Number: |
11332 |
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Frank and Ernest's Stress through the ages. Attention! The staff meeting for 10 o'clock has been moved to the 9 o'clock. Press 4 now … Press 5 now … Press 6 … Your report is overdue. You've got mail … Lots of it! To be or not to be … To be or not to be .... To be or not to be ... Time goes too fast ... I can't keep up! This thing must me filled with quicksand! Hunting and gathering?! I really need to simplify my life! Things to do today. 1. Hunt. 2. Gather. Now I guess I'm an amphibian ... Great! Another decision I have to make every day! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-03-28 |
Image Number: |
6954 |
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Zoo U. A new term, but things look the same as always. Class sign-ups today. Lots of beavers learning to build dams in the engineering classes. The political science classes will be full of chameleons, of course. And the possums will develop their natural acting talents in the theater department. Auditions. The only thing I don't understand is why the archeology class is packed with so many dogs. That's simple --- They love finding out where all the bones are buried. |
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