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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-02 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-02 Pub. Date: 2018-12-02
Image Number: 174985
Caption: Big L, you want me to be Santa again for your boy this year? Let me think about that, Clyde … Last year, I woke up to find my two-year-old boy shocking a pigeon with a taser gun. He said Santa gave him the taser, said Don't tell your daddy, and then forgot to shut the window when he climbed down the fire escape. I tried mouth-to-mouth but the pigeon was long gone. I only had to spend nine days in jail for animal cruelty, but my boy was in therapy for four months. Not my fault. I told him to only use it for fishing. No I don't want you to be Santa this year!!!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-14 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-14 Pub. Date: 2018-10-14
Image Number: 174287
Caption: My friend Miranda asked me what I thought of the outfit she was going to wear to Burning Man. It was very, very … revealing. How did that make you feel? Like she was toying with me. She made it clear twenty years ago that she just wanted to be friends. But here she was showing me something that she had to know would poke my furnace. You mean stoke your furnace. No, I mean poke. My furnace has been stoked since Freshman year -- it took me years to get that down from a raging inferno to a barely perceptible glow. I see. I think. So I juggled the furnace door to make sure it was locked, and then I stood there wondering if she was poking the coals to reignite them, or poking the coals to make sure they were dead. Or, maybe she just wanted a furnace's opinio -- can we not talk in metaphors? I'm confused. I welded shut the furnace door and turned on the A.C. just to be safe.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-17 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-17 Pub. Date: 2015-10-17
Image Number: 133797
Caption: Do you think clouds care about the government shutdown? Do you think the sun cares whether we believe we're contributing to climate change? Do you think the Milky Way cares whether we ever stop killing each other? We're all part of a vast cosmos, Susan. If the cosmos doesn't care about the little things, I don't see why I should. I still think you should open that letter the IRS sent you.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-24 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-24 Pub. Date: 2014-01-24
Image Number: 106502
Caption: Today … Clyde, you know how Governor Thugman's office had the world's busiest bridge shut down for petty political revenge? I've been investigating that for my blog, trying to find out who gave him the idea in the first place. The callousness of it … the stupidity of it ... keeps leading me back to one possibility, Clyde. I was as shocked as you to learn my homie "Big Oatmeal" went an' gave him advice behind my back. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2. Way to take responsibility, Clyde.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-23 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-23 Pub. Date: 2014-01-23
Image Number: 106501
Caption: This is Lemont Brown with candorville.com, calling to confirm my interview with Governor Thugman today. No, I'm not gonna endorse him for 2016 … … I'm gonna ask why he misuses public accommodations to exact revenge on political opponents. That's odd … the subway system just shut down. Hello? ... Hello?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-26 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-26 Pub. Date: 2013-10-26
Image Number: 102931
Caption: Do you think the clouds care about the government shutdown? Do you think the sun cares whether we believe we're contributing to climate change? Do you think The Milky Way cares whether we ever stop killing each other? We're all part of a vast cosmos, Susan. If the COSMOS doesn't care about the little things, I don't see why I should. I still think you should open that letter the IRS sent you.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-10 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-10 Pub. Date: 2013-10-10
Image Number: 102499
Caption: Can you believe they shut down the government, dawg? Well, yeah. NOW I can. I mean, far strange things have happened lately. YOU actually caring about politics, for instance. It was the lead story on How-Not-To-Pay-Your-Bills-Dot-Com. Thug 4 Life.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-09 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-09 Pub. Date: 2013-10-09
Image Number: 102498
Caption: How'd you feel when the government shut down. Excited. Say what? It's different. It's like when there's a big wreck on the freeway. It's awful, it's tragic. But at the same time, it's invigorating because it's out of the ordinary. We feel bad, but we're all secretly excited, because it reminds us we're living on the edge. This, right here, is why I never ask you for a ride.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-08 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-08 Pub. Date: 2013-10-08
Image Number: 102497
Caption: I'm tired of people blaming republicans for the government shutdown. It's both sides' fault. I mean, libs refused to negotiate Obamacare. They insisted it was a done deal. Thank God For Culture Clash. SINCE WHEN has something been "done" just because it was passed by both houses of congress, signed into law by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court? Since 1787. You're not supposed to answer hypothetical questions.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-07 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-07 Pub. Date: 2013-10-07
Image Number: 102496
Caption: Think about it. We may soon have a "President Clinton" in the White House. The Batman franchise is making questionable casting decisions. There's a government shutdown. Last night, I watched the Arsenio Hall show. ARSENIO. Need I go on? I'm sorry, I still don't believe we all went back in time to the nineties. Ok, but if I see Sinbad on my TV I'm gonna freak the heck out.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-11 shutdown 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 49489
Caption: I think I realized what went wrong between Kelly and me. I realized it after seeing "Up in the Air," that movie with George Clooney. Clooney's character had a fling with some chick, but when Clooney tried to turn that into something lasting … she shut him down. Kicked him to the curb. Because she already had a real life, and she only wanted this fling when it was a momentary escape from that. So what did this make you realize? That I'm paying way too much for therapy. Fascinating. You don't even give me popcorn.
     
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