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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-02-27 |
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2020-02-27 |
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Welcome to the Sadie Cohen Radio Advice Hour. What's your question? I have an opinion about Afghanistan. Forget it. No opinions! If you want to have an opinion, get your own @#$% radio show! What's your question? Do you agree that Afghanistan's a mess?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-27) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-02-26 |
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2020-02-26 |
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181917 |
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Want to get advice on personal issues? Email me your questions at asksadieshow@gmail.com. My advice is golden. Take it from this totally, 100 percent un-coerced, independent testimonial. Sadie Cohen gave me great counsel and it turned my whole life around! I might add that this totally independent testifier seems quite comely and beautiful.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-26) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-25 |
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2020-02-25 |
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181916 |
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Starting today, I am expanding my award-winning radio advice show to cyberspace. If you want advice, send me an email with your question: asksadieshow@gmail.com. If I'm inclined, I respond right here. I will do my best to treat your questions with the disdain and ridicule that you deserve. Don't be shy you @#$% losers! Now that is what I call a marketing message.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-25) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-02-24 |
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2020-02-24 |
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181915 |
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Are you one of the millions of Americans who has wanted to get advice from me, Dr. Sadie Cohen?** **Not actual doctor. Now you can! Starting today, I have begun accepting requests for personal advice via email. Write me at asksadieshow@gmail.com with questions about your love life, career or whatever other subject you'd like me to ridicule you about. Did I say ridicule? I meant counsel.** **She meant ridicule.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-24) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-17 |
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181827 |
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Welcome to the Sadie Cohen Radio Advice Hour. What's your dumb question? Just a comment. Wanted to let you know that Simon Cowell from America's got talent is far more brutal than you. Are you kidding? I'd crush that pulphead you idiotic #$%^ whining weasel. Nope. He's still got you. It's war.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-17) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-02-10 |
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2020-02-10 |
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181732 |
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It would be disastrous if I had a heart attack. Would not be good. A new study shows that people who take daily naps are 30 percent less likely to have a heart attack. Also 80 percent more likely to get fired. Zzzzzzz.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-10) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2020-02-07 |
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2020-02-07 |
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181619 |
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Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-07) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-05 |
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2020-02-05 |
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181617 |
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More than half of adult American women are unmarried. Go away. Studies show that many women try marriage, don't like it, get divorced and are happy just to date. and I just want you to know that when you're ready to get with the program, I'm prepared to be your rebound relationship. It feels good to contribute to society. It's a wonder any women are married.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-02-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-01-29 |
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2020-01-29 |
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181386 |
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No more 24 marathons before bed. Save me Kiefer Sutherland!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-01-29) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-01-26 |
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2020-01-26 |
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181377 |
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Welcome to Let's Make a Deal, where contestants compete for fabulous prizes. Carl Lernetz, from Brooklyn, let's look at what you'll be competing for today. Behind door #1 a gorgeous dining room set! Clap clap clap … Behind door #2, it's beautiful, shiny, sleek, state-of-the-art ... It's a brand new car! Clap, clap, clap ... Behind door #3 ... it's trendy, it's the talk of the nation. It'll make you the envy of everyone on your block ... the flu vaccine! Ooooh, ahhh wow. Carl, what will you be playing for today? I'm speechless. My wife would love the furniture and I've actually always dreamed about a decked-out black Chevrolet. But I'm going to play for the immunization. Just grab it and run! Let's play, Carl. Will you immunize my children?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-01-26) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-01-10 |
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2020-01-10 |
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181139 |
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Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-01-10) |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2020-01-05 |
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2020-01-05 |
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181042 |
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The fad herald cometh. He's so righteous. Hear ye: The following are in: Stories about vampires, televised sports, reality shows based around extremely fertile women. The following are out: Big government, expensive coffee drinks, texting while driving, and one other important thing ... Rudely yelling at people in positions of authority. You lie! In rare instances, the herald includes a highly personal view. You lie! No, you lie! Liar!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-01-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-28 |
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2019-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
180987 |
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Dear Sadie, My son seems more interested in adding apps to his iPhone than giving me a grandchild; what should I do? Jean W. Fort, Langley, Canada. Actual reader question. Disown him. What kind of apps? Have you tried the one that makes flatulence sounds? We pause so the show hosts may attack each other with brooms. Ouch!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-28) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
180986 |
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The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with Sidekick Rudy Park. We've got a great show. I'm spending all day berating my nerdy loser sidekick! If you don't die of old age. Materialistic, consumerist boob! Smelly old luddite! Forgive me Glenn Beck, but you've got nothin' on these freaks. iPhone kisser! Edsel lover!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-27) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-25 |
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2019-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
180984 |
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After much negotiation and threats of litigation, we announced the newly titled: Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with Sidekick Rudy Park. Hey, sidekick, get me coffee. Get your own coffee, ludicrous old bat. I will beat you to death. If you're not too old to swing your fat arms. Great radio. Thump. Ouch.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-25) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-24 |
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2019-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
180983 |
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I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-24) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
180982 |
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Introducing: The Sadie Cohen and Rudy Park Radio Hour! No @#$% way. Do over or die! Introducing: The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour with her wimpy materialistic loser sidekick? Catchy. Do over!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-23) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
180882 |
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One cup of coffee. Sounds like the order of someone who hates her heart, mind and biceps. Why? Is coffee bad for you? But I love it. Fear not. There's some powerful new research you should know about. It's from CARE - Coffee Assessment Research Enterprises. House of Java.net Cybercafe. The research shows coffee helps blood pressure, mental focus, and biceps: The more you order, the more you carry, so it helps muscles. Hold on. I'm skeptical. What exactly is CARE? Who does the research? Who funds it? Full disclosure. It's an industry group that wants to help people who love coffee justify their habits. You do care. Two cups. Smart. Now, check out the latest on fried apple fritters from FAIR.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-22) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
180888 |
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Dear Sadie, Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bob? Thx., J. Felton. Actual reader question. Who cares?! Who put your brain outside your @#$% head?! Actually … It was the Platters and songwriters Gerry Goffin and Barry Mann. I looked it up on my iPhone. I'll put the bop on your !@#$ head! Commercial break.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-21) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-19 |
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2019-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
180886 |
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We've got some ideas for co-hosts for your radio show. A former basketball player, a member of the Kardashians, a … Hold it. I pair up with nobody. I don't share. I don't ask for other people's opinions. I don't tell group jokes. I am all-powerful! The only co-host I'd ever accept is someone who understood he was there only to be fodder for insults about his perverse love of consumerism and new technology. I'm listening. I'd like to be able to dress him in humiliating costumes.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-12-19) |
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