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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-15 |
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2019-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
179942 |
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So you dreamed that Anderson Cooper called you a materialistic jerk. It was so real. House of Java.net Cybercafe. This is an outrage! You think? I've been calling you a materialistic jerk for years and it didn't bother you! Hey! You're a @#$% shopaholic boob! Nothing maybe if you get your own tv show.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-08 |
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2019-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
179833 |
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How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-22 |
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2019-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
179526 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was able to find me the home address of the author, redheadboy ... Bring him out! Hello, redheadboy. How do you like my haircut from this angle?! Keep those letter coming. all opinions welcome. Mmph.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-18 |
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2019-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
179408 |
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Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-08-22 |
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2019-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
179024 |
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Dateline - Café … Citizen journalist Rudy Park had uncovered a startling controversy. Some of the scones sold in the day-old pastry container are actually … Two-day-old scones!!! Take that, Pulitzer committee.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-15 |
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2019-08-15 |
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178937 |
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New thing! What? Studies show more people are atheists. It's the trend. I'm catching the wave. I'm joining the movement. As of today: I'm a non-believer! Gotta respect the conviction.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-14 |
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2019-08-14 |
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178936 |
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God has brought us this flu and he will save us from it. Huh? He's showing us his infinite power exceeds our modest human scientific antidotes. When you get into the groove, it's easy to be conservative. What's your stand on evolution?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-27 |
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2019-07-27 |
| Image Number: |
178598 |
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You're my favorite twitterer. I love your angry rants and constipation. Wait here. Let's see you tweet. Luv my show, u losers! This was potential. Go on. Every1 stinks! 2 b continued: unholy alliance.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-26 |
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2019-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
178597 |
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I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-21 |
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2019-07-21 |
| Image Number: |
178586 |
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Today, a television special event from the world of live blogging. The variety bloggers from North Carolina State will attempt an unprecedented feat. I'm going to attend a rock concert and live blog the experience. That's just the start … Then I'm going to live blog the experience of watching him blog. Then I'll live blog my experience watching and reading her blog. Then I'll live blog watching all of them, and also Twitter the whole thing. It's the unprecedented quadruple live blog. This is so awesome! This television event has been pre-recorded.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-14 |
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2019-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
178557 |
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… and that's how I learned that the name of the killer is … enjoy Coca Cola … Nnnoooooooo. Is it intelligent life? Just the opposite. NASA. Another digital televisions recorder stopped recording right before the end of a show. It's how the world will end.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-02 |
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2019-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
178358 |
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Sadie Cohen? Who's askin'? Jeremiah Johnson, gentleman caller. Your radio show inspires me. Go on. You have a siren's voice, and a mermaid's face. Would you join me on a date? Go wash my car! Yes, ma'am. Pick me up at 8.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-30 |
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2019-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
178283 |
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Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-28 |
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2019-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
178265 |
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Which woman did you play Xbox 360 with? If you tell me the truth, I'll show mercy. Mumble mumble. I can't understand you. Mumble, Darlene, mumble. Did you say Darlene? Darlene? The woman of your dreams?! That Darlene?! Were there high scores involved?! I'm sorry. So terribly sorry.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-10 |
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2019-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
177155 |
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Mrs. Cohen, I'm sorry to tell you you have a tumor. It's in your throat. Let me show you a diagram on the computer. Click. Sorry, I've somehow mixed in my vacation photos. Where was I? @#$% HMO!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-31 |
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2019-03-31 |
| Image Number: |
176826 |
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Welcome to today's hottest game show: What's My Own Password? In today's $1 million bonus round, Denver single mother Caroline Jones faces the ultimate test. Are you ready, Caroline? I think so. We've randomly selected from your personal internet accounts. To win the dough, you just have to remember your login and password for your ... online bank account! Thirty seconds. Go! Tick, tick, tick, tick. Login is ... um ... is it my maiden name? Yes! Halfway there! Twenty seconds to go. Um ... is my password my daughter's name with 1-2-3 at the end? Final answer? Wait! Is it my son's name backward? Birthday inverted? Son's birthday? Time's up! You've forgotten your own password! Sob. Sob.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-27 |
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2019-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
176947 |
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Ask Sadie listeners, I've just learned about something called tweeting. It involves writing short messages on your phone about whatever dumb thing you're doing and then broadcasting them to your followers. Aaaaahhhhh! Ask Sadie will be out for several days due to laryngitis.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-14 |
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2019-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
176739 |
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Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-11 |
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2019-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
176736 |
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What're you doing? Watching tv. On your computer? Sure. There are tons of shows available for streaming over the internet. Let me rephrase. Why aren't you getting me the coffee I ordered?! When this season of Lost is over.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-03 |
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2019-03-03 |
| Image Number: |
176368 |
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Liberation. You've removed your hypochondria mask. Is flu season over? Possibly for good. There's new research that shows that the warming of the globe is inhospitable to those @#$% flu bugs. The viruses thrive on cold weather. That might be why fly and head colds have been relatively mild. It's just wonderful. Of course, I still won't be shaking hands, or hugging, which are disgusting habits. And we'll all die when the planet overheats because we have no ozone. Are you sure you @#$ whining isn't catching?! Try vitamin C for a melted face.
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