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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-25 |
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2018-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
174826 |
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Tired of long-winded pundits overanalyzing the news? Your days of boring news talk shows are behind you! Welcome CNM viewers to a sizzling new concept in talk shows: No you are! I'm Brit Johnson, your host. Today's first topic, Health Care Reform. Joining me from the left, Damon Silver. From the right, Paula Doyle. Damon, your thoughts? It's complicated but I'll tell you what's obvious. Paula's all wrong. She's a decent person, but when it comes to health care, she's an idiot. No you are! No you are! No you are! Whoa, calm down. Keep it civil. Next up, the deficit. Paula? No you are! Love this show. No YOU are! I know you are but what am I?!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-16 |
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2018-11-16 |
| Image Number: |
174945 |
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Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shared my voluptuous looks.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-11 |
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2018-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
174745 |
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It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so hard to be good.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-20 |
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2018-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
174109 |
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It's well a month before November and your uncle's already overdosed on pre-election tv coverage. Earlier than usual. We've got to cut his use. How? I've taken the liberty of messing with his television signal. I've switched up his channels. Help! You're not Keith Olbermann! Next: Iron Chef bakes with only rodent ears.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-09-12 |
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2018-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
173990 |
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Your Uncle Mort and Sadie have finally gone too far. How so? Have you seen that other couple they're hanging out with? Those are swingers. They're getting to know each other, and then they're going to go somewhere private and … Stop!!! Seriously, hide the kids. If you show up tomorrow to read this humble feature, you have only yourself to blame.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-08-28 |
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2018-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
173796 |
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Check it out: The new iPhone. You bought an iPhone. Why? You hate everything I love. That's why I bought it. It's really incredible. It looks great. It's shiny. Just one problem. What's that? It constantly drops calls. And when you hold it in a certain position, it doesn't get any reception. It's great at everything except being a phone. I can't wait to show you the problem every single day. Heathen!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-08-18 |
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2018-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
173526 |
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So we're back on the air. Seems like it. Our ratings are soaring. People can still send me questions at asksadieshow@gmail.com and I'll send them scathing answers insulting their utter stupidity. What if they want kind and thoughtful responses? Ask that whiner Dr. Laura. (Seriously, ask Sadie).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-15 |
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2018-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
173523 |
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The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-08-14 |
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2018-08-14 |
| Image Number: |
173522 |
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We've done it. Our fake video of you being nice to Rudy has ruined your reputation. You're a weirdo. Your ratings are booming. Listeners can't get enough. They wonder if you're a fraud, think you're more human, imagine they might be superior to you. Time for Part 2. I don't want to know. You fake your redemption and we start selling t-shirts. I want 25% and I won't give or receive any hugs.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-08-13 |
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2018-08-13 |
| Image Number: |
173521 |
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Scandal. An illicit videotape has surfaced showing Sadie Cohen being nice to Rudy Park!!! I deny it, of course. It's a frame job. Actual footage. Fancy computer. Be a sweetie and shoe me how to use it some time? Sure! Haven't you people ever heard of sarcasm?!?! You're ruined.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-08-10 |
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2018-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
173398 |
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You were caught on videotape being nice to Rudy? Repeatedly. These tapes cannot get out. I implore readers to ignore this. And please, please, please … Do not tune in to my radio show next week to hear the gory details!! Um … Did this just get suspect? Oh, the things I'll reveal live on the air next week. Ignore it, I beg you all!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-05 |
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2018-08-05 |
| Image Number: |
173107 |
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Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of air? Priceless.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-30 |
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2018-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
173257 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-07-15 |
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2018-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
172922 |
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Rudy Park Enterprises is proud to announce its own Sadie Cohen has been selected as most obnoxious and caustic radio host of the year. Speech, speech!!! You're too kind. Obviously, every girl dreams of getting this kind of recognition. I'm well aware it's customary to thank everyone who made this moment possible. It's true. I might not have won if it weren't for the lifeless jerks imbeciles who listen to the show and write in with their stupid email questions. But you are all beneath contempt. The only person I want to thank is Rudy Park. Your shallow and insipid existence inspired m every single day. Can I tweet that?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
172764 |
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I really wish Mort was here to share my award. I'm the most obnoxious talk show host of the year and there's no one to share it with. Mort is so selfish. He's probably partying it up out there with the boys. We could eat our owns kin. Delirious. My iPhone looks like mint jelly. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-07-13 |
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2018-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
172763 |
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As you may have heard, I have won the award as Most Obnoxious and Caustic Radio Host of the Year. I bet out Hannity, Dr. Laura, that jerk on MSNBC. Olbermann. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE. IT SICKENS ME! I'd like to thank all the losers that listen to the show and have no lives. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-12 |
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2018-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
172762 |
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Sadie was nominated as Most Obnoxious And Caustic Talk Show Host of the Year. She's so anxious about winning (Which she wants) she's asked Armstrong to open the envelope. What's it say? It says. Wait for it. Congratulations. WOOHOO SUCKERS!!! You're the biggest jerk on radio. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-11 |
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2018-07-11 |
| Image Number: |
172761 |
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Open it for me. For $5. I've asked you to do the honor of opening the envelope that says whether I've won the award for Most Obnoxious Talk Show Host and you're going to charge me?! I am duly impressed. YOU @#$% CHEAPSTAKE!!! You have to have won. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-10 |
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2018-07-10 |
| Image Number: |
172760 |
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I wish Mort were here. I need help with this. You can't open an envelope. It's the national radio society's annual prize results. Someone nominated me as Most Obnoxious and Caustic Talk Show of the Year. Great honor. I need Mort's moral support if I don't win. Naturally. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-29 |
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2018-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
172520 |
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Want to get into the van? Hih? WE're road tripping to Arizona. We're gonna protest the onerous immigration laws. We'll innundate the man with papers showing we're citizens, then burn them and inhald of smoke of peaceful resistance. They have big TVs there. Dibs on the Netflix queue! |
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