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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-10 |
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2019-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
177155 |
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Mrs. Cohen, I'm sorry to tell you you have a tumor. It's in your throat. Let me show you a diagram on the computer. Click. Sorry, I've somehow mixed in my vacation photos. Where was I? @#$% HMO!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-31 |
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2019-03-31 |
| Image Number: |
176826 |
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Welcome to today's hottest game show: What's My Own Password? In today's $1 million bonus round, Denver single mother Caroline Jones faces the ultimate test. Are you ready, Caroline? I think so. We've randomly selected from your personal internet accounts. To win the dough, you just have to remember your login and password for your ... online bank account! Thirty seconds. Go! Tick, tick, tick, tick. Login is ... um ... is it my maiden name? Yes! Halfway there! Twenty seconds to go. Um ... is my password my daughter's name with 1-2-3 at the end? Final answer? Wait! Is it my son's name backward? Birthday inverted? Son's birthday? Time's up! You've forgotten your own password! Sob. Sob.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-27 |
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2019-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
176947 |
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Ask Sadie listeners, I've just learned about something called tweeting. It involves writing short messages on your phone about whatever dumb thing you're doing and then broadcasting them to your followers. Aaaaahhhhh! Ask Sadie will be out for several days due to laryngitis.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-14 |
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2019-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
176739 |
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Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-11 |
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2019-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
176736 |
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What're you doing? Watching tv. On your computer? Sure. There are tons of shows available for streaming over the internet. Let me rephrase. Why aren't you getting me the coffee I ordered?! When this season of Lost is over.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-03 |
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2019-03-03 |
| Image Number: |
176368 |
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Liberation. You've removed your hypochondria mask. Is flu season over? Possibly for good. There's new research that shows that the warming of the globe is inhospitable to those @#$% flu bugs. The viruses thrive on cold weather. That might be why fly and head colds have been relatively mild. It's just wonderful. Of course, I still won't be shaking hands, or hugging, which are disgusting habits. And we'll all die when the planet overheats because we have no ozone. Are you sure you @#$ whining isn't catching?! Try vitamin C for a melted face.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-16 |
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2019-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
176310 |
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Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-10 |
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2019-02-10 |
| Image Number: |
175961 |
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Up next, a special report: Insomnia, The Silent Killer. Research shows that 54 percent of American adults suffer a sleeping disorder. Side effects can include lost work productivity, depression, increased heart risk … gum disease, petulance, flatulence, Ebola virus, premature writhing death. So get into bed, close your eyes, drift away, and get some rest. No pressure.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-22 |
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2019-01-22 |
| Image Number: |
175963 |
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If I am to help you buy the proper fit for your girlfriend, you must tell me about her. She's perfect. Computer Villa. She has shoulder-length brown hair, full lips, loves pets and children. Macs, of course, not PC. And? Pardon? What kind of kisser? Show me. The wisdom of the geeky computer salesman has its price.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-25 |
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2018-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
175592 |
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Sadie and Rudy, it's time to capitalize on the popularity of your tag team radio hour. Two words: Celebrity sponsorships. You two are going to do personal, on-air endorsements of wonderful new products. First up: The Amazing Hydrotowel. The what? Simultaneously dries and hydrates. Cools and warms. Angers and infuriates.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-24 |
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2018-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
175591 |
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Sadie and Rudy, your Tag Team Radio Hour is bringing in good numbers. Time to capitalize, and … cough, cough, cough. Kill the smoke machine! He's not smoking a cigar? Nope. It's supposed to be ominous like a cigar but less carcinogenic. Where was I? Awesome, I want a smoke machine. I want a cigar.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-19 |
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2018-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
175494 |
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You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-25 |
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2018-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
174826 |
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Tired of long-winded pundits overanalyzing the news? Your days of boring news talk shows are behind you! Welcome CNM viewers to a sizzling new concept in talk shows: No you are! I'm Brit Johnson, your host. Today's first topic, Health Care Reform. Joining me from the left, Damon Silver. From the right, Paula Doyle. Damon, your thoughts? It's complicated but I'll tell you what's obvious. Paula's all wrong. She's a decent person, but when it comes to health care, she's an idiot. No you are! No you are! No you are! Whoa, calm down. Keep it civil. Next up, the deficit. Paula? No you are! Love this show. No YOU are! I know you are but what am I?!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-16 |
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2018-11-16 |
| Image Number: |
174945 |
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Don't you think you're taking this too seriously? That I might have a long lost twin sister? According to a random person emailing your radio show. That's not proof of anything. Oh yeah. And you believed that Obama could bring us health care reform. Who's the one living in a fantasy world? You've been saving that one up, haven't you? I wonder if my twin shared my voluptuous looks.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-11 |
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2018-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
174745 |
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It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so hard to be good.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-20 |
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2018-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
174109 |
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It's well a month before November and your uncle's already overdosed on pre-election tv coverage. Earlier than usual. We've got to cut his use. How? I've taken the liberty of messing with his television signal. I've switched up his channels. Help! You're not Keith Olbermann! Next: Iron Chef bakes with only rodent ears.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-12 |
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2018-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
173990 |
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Your Uncle Mort and Sadie have finally gone too far. How so? Have you seen that other couple they're hanging out with? Those are swingers. They're getting to know each other, and then they're going to go somewhere private and … Stop!!! Seriously, hide the kids. If you show up tomorrow to read this humble feature, you have only yourself to blame.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-28 |
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2018-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
173796 |
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Check it out: The new iPhone. You bought an iPhone. Why? You hate everything I love. That's why I bought it. It's really incredible. It looks great. It's shiny. Just one problem. What's that? It constantly drops calls. And when you hold it in a certain position, it doesn't get any reception. It's great at everything except being a phone. I can't wait to show you the problem every single day. Heathen!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-18 |
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2018-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
173526 |
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So we're back on the air. Seems like it. Our ratings are soaring. People can still send me questions at asksadieshow@gmail.com and I'll send them scathing answers insulting their utter stupidity. What if they want kind and thoughtful responses? Ask that whiner Dr. Laura. (Seriously, ask Sadie).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-15 |
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2018-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
173523 |
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The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.
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