Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.
Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all â€¦ because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.