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Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-19 Pub. Date: 2014-08-19
Image Number: 115309
Caption: Ö and then Sally Anne says: "Let's stop playing tag," and I stop and ask what's up. Is she hurt or something? And she says: "Do you think something's bothering Ms. Jensen? She seems weird and she looked tired." And then out of nowhere, she gets mad. She says: "Stop texting while I'm talking to you!" The nerve.
     
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Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-08-18 Pub. Date: 2014-08-18
Image Number: 115387
Caption: My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).
     
3.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2014-08-12 Pub. Date: 2014-08-12
Image Number: 114960
Caption: Pop! Pop! Pop! Yeech!! These pop-up ads are disgusting! Who knew Episcopalians were that flexible? -Or Methodists? -Or Baptists? -Or Jews? -Or Mormons. -Or, or, Minnie, what have you been Googling? "Religious sects."
     
4.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2014-08-07 Pub. Date: 2003-08-23
Image Number: 5142
Caption: Wife hunt and gather?
     
5.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-07-31 Pub. Date: 2014-07-31
Image Number: 114237
Caption: There are good reasons NOT to get married Ö but not being able to breed in captivity isn't one of them.
     
6.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-07-25 Pub. Date: 2014-07-25
Image Number: 113462
Caption: Half of me suffers from low self-esteem. The other half of me is an egomaniac. The only thing the two halves agree on is that you should come back to my place tonight. ?
     
7.  
Cartoonist(s): Brian Walker
Greg Walker
Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon: Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date: 2014-07-24 Pub. Date: 2014-07-24
Image Number: 113721
Caption: AHEM! It appears that the marriage counseling session succeeded. Here's my bill. AHEM! I said, here's my bill! AHEM!!
     
8.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-20 Pub. Date: 2014-07-20
Image Number: 113319
Caption: It's like he's not even the same man I married. Dr. Noodle. How so? He used to mow the lawn every week. Sometimes every day. Sometimes three or four times a day. He used to come home from work, go straight into the shed, whip out that lawn mower and ride around on the grass for hours and hours and hours. It was a new lawn mower. I was excited about it. But now it doesn't run as well as it used to. Have you thought of getting pills. They make pills to keep Kentucky Bluegrass from getting overgrown? What? What? If it's so important to you, go get someone else to mow it.
     
9.  
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2014-07-19 Pub. Date: 2014-07-19
Image Number: 113457
Caption: Dustin, I donít understand women. Well, congratulations. You're way ahead of the game. I didnít realize I donít understand them until last night.
     
10.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2014-07-10 Pub. Date: 2005-12-04
Image Number: 12372
Caption: Excuse me. Would you mind telling me what you think Ö You know, as a man. Well, I myself go for professional women. Professional? No. More adventurous maybe. More exotic. Foreign. Hotter! Sexier! Maybe more homespun. Like my mother. No. More hot. AAAAiigh. Why do we try to define ourselves for you confused infantile morons? You can't be satisfied!! Hotter? Bit more.
     
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Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-07-09 Pub. Date: 2014-07-09
Image Number: 112926
Caption: I'm in a quandary, Ann. On the one hand, I was hoping to have "the most fun you can have without laughing" tonight. On the other hand, this being a comic strip, going for laughs is the whole idea. What would Beetle Bailey do?
     
12.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-07-04 Pub. Date: 2014-07-04
Image Number: 113044
Caption: When did obedience schools start teaching sex ed classes?
     
13.  
Cartoonist(s): Jim Borgman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Zits
Viewable Date: 2014-06-13 Pub. Date: 2014-06-13
Image Number: 112194
Caption: GUYS! GET A ROOM! Okay, We'll use yours. YOU WOULDNíT DARE! He's right. Squalor is one of my big turn-offs.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2014-06-12 Pub. Date: 2005-10-09
Image Number: 11877
Caption: Tonight's Movie. March of the Penguins. Traditional Values Alliance presents Penguins: Nature's Little Ozzie & Harriets. Good lord n' butter! I'm so flattered you asked me to be your post-movie guest speaker! And I'm jazzed about that you Americans have identified your kindred spirit in penguins! Considering that we often hook up in "trios" when gender ratios grow uneven .... Plus we communally redistribute regurgitated herring ... I think all of you can see what we are! C'mon yell it out! Fruity Bolsheviks! Boot! Off-message again!
     
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Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-05-30 Pub. Date: 2014-05-30
Image Number: 111246
Caption: Why did you ask to approach the bench? You know how Hollywood has a "casting couch"? I heard that the law profession has a "casting bench." Any truth to that?
     
16.  
Cartoonist(s): Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon: Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date: 2014-05-29 Pub. Date: 2014-05-29
Image Number: 111576
Caption: Helga, please pass the black pepper, ginger and cloves! Is this your way of adding a little spice to our bedroom?
     
17.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2014-05-29 Pub. Date: 2014-05-29
Image Number: 111047
Caption: Hey, I have an idea. Moony Uni is running their summer drama camp again. But this time, I'm an employee. Yay for you. No, listen! I'll ask for an assistant. We can work together all summer! Hm. I'd rather PLAY together all summer Ö Ok. See this? It's the key to the prop room. There's a sofa in there ... Quill! That is sleazy, juvenile and risky!! How big is the sofa?
     
18.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-05-21 Pub. Date: 2014-05-21
Image Number: 111684
Caption: GEORGE! Custer's Last One Night Stand.
     
19.  
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2014-05-19 Pub. Date: 2014-05-19
Image Number: 111202
Caption: What are you sad about, Zoe? A boy in my class doesnít know that I exist. What are you so happy about, son? Girls donít know that I exist.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-06 Pub. Date: 2014-05-06
Image Number: 111086
Caption: I never knew you were a sportscaster. That takes me way back. What do you mean? The year was 1943. I had a hot, torrid, steamy love affair with a young Howard Cosell. I knew he was destined to be a sportscaster. The man had a strange habit of narrating a play-by-play of all our intimate moments. It almost never pays to ask you to elaborate, Sadie. "And there's his chance! Howard goes in for a first kiss!" ... Odd man.
     
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