| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-01-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-31 |
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21415 |
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Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee stunned a group of Candorville voters today… …when he turned water into wine and then ascended into the air in a halo of light. To discuss whether this violates the separation of church and state, our senior analyst, John Johnson. John? Wolf, if it turns out he used some sort of wires, there may be a case. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2008-01-31) |
Image #21415 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
17827 |
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We've heard disturbing rumors, Mr. Cheney. Is it true you're teaching the kids that the vice president doesn't have to obey the law… …and that they have no right to know what their government is doing? You have no right to ask me that. Oh. Ok. Sorry to have bothered you. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-07-06) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2007-07-05 |
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2007-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
17826 |
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Mr. Cheney, why do you say the Vice President's not part of the Executive Branch? Because the VP casts tie-breaking votes in the Senate. But the Constitution talks about the VP in Article 2, the EXECUTIVE BRANCH article. That doesn't mean anything. Your office is in the White House. How'd you like to be left behind, @#$%. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-07-05) |
Image #17826 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-07-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
17825 |
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PS-911 has a new substitute teacher. The vice president's office is NOT AN ENTITY within the Executive Branch. Huh? Which means it's not bound by the same secrecy rules as the rest of the Executive Branch. So if it turns out that the VP had something to do with outing a covert CIA agent, it's no biggie. Just a hypothetical example, of course. What's Mr. Cheney talking about? |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-07-04) |
Image #17825 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-07-03 |
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2007-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
17824 |
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Across town, PS-911 has a new substitute teacher. 'scuse me sir, but… I'm pretty sure there's only three branches of government: Executive, Legislative and Judicial. I believe you forgot the Vice Presidential Branch. CIVICS 101. Mr. Cheney. The 4 Branches. But that's not in the textbook, sir. Go $%@# yourself. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-07-03) |
Image #17824 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2007-04-25 |
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2007-04-25 |
| Image Number: |
17002 |
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What's that cloud look like to you, Lemont? A magic wand. It's magically making years of White House e-mails disappear… …just as Congress finally starts investigating the administration. This game isn't' what it used to be. …Or it could be a turtle. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-04-25) |
Image #17002 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-04-21 |
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2007-04-21 |
| Image Number: |
16894 |
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2002. The Executive Branch infringes on the jurisdiction of the Judicial Branch by holding military tribunals for Americans. Awful! Reasonable. 2006. The Executive Branch infringes on Congress jurisdiction with "signing statements." Awful! Reasonable. 2007. Congresswoman Pelosi has infringed on the Executive Branch's jurisdiction by talking peace in Syria. Reasonable. Awful! |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-04-21) |
Image #16894 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-04-13 |
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2007-04-13 |
| Image Number: |
16751 |
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Bonk! Let's try again. I ask "Did the White House know you were doing anything illegal or improper?" And you say… Um…yes? Bonk! Oh dear God, I can't recall a thing. Sir, another one's ready to testify before Congress. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-04-13) |
Image #16751 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2007-04-12 |
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2007-04-12 |
| Image Number: |
16750 |
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Doctor, why are all these White House appointees suddenly coming down with amnesia? Well Kate, amnesia's caused by damage to the brain. Strokes, head injuries, etc. Can't imagine how it could spread like this, though. I hear Congress called you to testify. What are you doing with that huge mallet, Mr. Rove? |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-04-12) |
Image #16750 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2007-02-02 |
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2007-02-02 |
| Image Number: |
15978 |
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We interviewed Democratic Speaker of the House Pelosi about the President's plan to invade America. Wolf, military commanders say it’s a horrible idea. The American people overwhelmingly oppose it. We Democrats will not let this happen. You're going to cut off funding for the invasion? Better. We're going to glare sternly in the President's general direction. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-02-02) |
Image #15978 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-01-19 |
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2007-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
15856 |
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In other news, The President was found today. Here to discuss the matter, the detective who tracked down the commander in chief. It was a fairly easy trail to follow, Wolf. The man left signing statements all over town. At Arby's, he'd amended several menus and the ladies' room sign. Finally caught 'im at the National Archives with wite-out and a sharpie. Amazing. He was muttering "Me, the people," to himself. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-01-19) |
Image #15856 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2007-01-18 |
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2007-01-18 |
| Image Number: |
15842 |
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Our top story: The President is still missing! To discuss the matter, we have Al Mendoza, senior constitution correspondent. What will happen if the President isn't found soon, Al? Chaos, Wolf. Laws passed by Congress will go without being rewritten at the last minute by the President, for one thing. Laws may actually end up meaning what they way they mean. Unthinkable. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-01-18) |
Image #15842 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2007-01-17 |
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2007-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
15841 |
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Breaking News: The President is missing! White House sources say all that was found was a scribbled note complaining of "wrist pain" … pain caused by issuing several hundred 'signing statements" contradicting the meaning of he laws they're attached to. Here to discuss the matter, tunnel expert Khan Tryte. Repetitive stress injuries can sometimes lead to nervous breakdowns, Wolf. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2007-01-17) |
Image #15841 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-07-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-07-10 |
| Image Number: |
14170 |
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June 29, 2006. In other news, the Supreme Court has ruled that the President cannot do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, even if he says we're engaged in an endless war. You ever had déjà vu? July 4, 1776. What ho! The Continental Congress hath decreed that the King cannot do whatsoever he wanteth, whenever he wanteth, even if he sayeth the empire is engaged in an endless war. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-07-10) |
Image #14170 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-06-08 |
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2006-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
13933 |
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In other news, Congress is accusing the executive branch of violating the separation of powers. 'Bout time. Is this about the 750 laws the White House ignored? Is this about their imprisoning folks in secret jails without trials, or spying on Americans without a warrant? Congress demands the Justice Department stop searching the offices of Congressmen accused on taking bribes. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-06-05) |
Image #13933 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-05-30 |
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2006-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
13825 |
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Y'know what? I'm glad the government is spying on hundreds of millions of domestic phone calls. It's about time someone kept us safe from ourselves. I mean, for all I know, I might be a terrorist! I've always felt I was kinds suspicious. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-05-26) |
Image #13825 |
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Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2006-05-25 |
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2006-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
13813 |
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I'm with the NSA, Mr. Brown. On May 9, you made over 75 phone calls to the same phone number. I find that very suspicious. I was voting on "American Idol". You voted for Katharine McPhee, punk! Does the government know you're here? What do you and the terrorists have against Chris Daughtry? |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-05-25) |
Image #13813 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-05-24 |
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2006-05-23 |
| Image Number: |
13791 |
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2004. We're not spying on anyone's phone calls without a warrant. Trust us. 2005. Ok, we're spying on calls without getting warrants, but it's only a few terrorist suspects. Trust us. 2006. Ok, we're spying on every single phone call made by almost everyone in America, but we're not actually listening to the calls. Trust us. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-05-23) |
Image #13791 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-05-24 |
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2006-05-24 |
| Image Number: |
13792 |
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Hey Susan, I--- Hold on a sec, pal. You got a pencil? Mine broke. Sure, here you go. Thanks. Don't mention it. So, anyway, like I was saying, I think our government is way out of control. "Way … out … of … control." |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-05-24) |
Image #13792 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-05-09 |
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2006-05-07 |
| Image Number: |
13667 |
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At least 11 million undocumented immigrants live in the United States, in violation of the law. Horrible! They should all be rounded up and deported. They're breaking the law, and no society can survive if people don't respect the law. It's not that big a deal. President Bush authorized spying on Americans without having to get a warrant, in violation of the law. Horrible! Hw should be impeached. He's breaking the law, and no society can survive if people don't respect the law. It's not that big a deal. Thank God for culture clash. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2006-05-07) |
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