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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-13 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-13 Pub. Date: 2019-10-13
Image Number: 179831
Caption: Mort, I seek your counsel with a political question. Zoinks. Should this country's health care system permit easier access to birth control? Hmm. Before I give you a long-winded, six-part answer, let me first compliment you - of all people - on caring enough to ask about these complex issues. Thank you. It is so complex. When people have babies, they get exhausted and they need more coffee. But they also tend to stay at home so they may make their own coffee and not buy it from me. If you got some chick preggers, would you buy more of my java? Part one: You're a cheat @#$%!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-24 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-24 Pub. Date: 2019-09-24
Image Number: 179528
Caption: Everyone clear on the rules for Rudy's intervention? Totally lost. This appears to be a selfless act on your part. That makes zero sense to me. Please. I care about Rudy. His addiction to iPhone apps is a serious problem for him. That cuts into his ability to wash dishes and clean the dog @#$% off the soles of my shoes. Thank you.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-29 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-29 Pub. Date: 2019-03-29
Image Number: 176949
Caption: It's peaceful around here. Sadie has laryngitis. She lost her voice screaming about how she thinks our generation is totally self-obsessed. It's mean stuff, but sad too. When she can't yell, it makes her less threatening. You're stinky and half-evolved. Nice penmanship.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-28 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-28 Pub. Date: 2019-03-28
Image Number: 176948
Caption: I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-26 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-26 Pub. Date: 2018-08-26
Image Number: 173520
Caption: Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put their industrial refuse. I need to sit down and may require oxygen.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-14 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-14 Pub. Date: 2018-07-14
Image Number: 172764
Caption: I really wish Mort was here to share my award. I'm the most obnoxious talk show host of the year and there's no one to share it with. Mort is so selfish. He's probably partying it up out there with the boys. We could eat our owns kin. Delirious. My iPhone looks like mint jelly.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-22 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-22 Pub. Date: 2017-12-22
Image Number: 166299
Caption: Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem? I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb … but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish? Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time. Metaphor. No, just two. Wait ... what?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-06 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-06 Pub. Date: 2016-07-06
Image Number: 145516
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Brexit. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. It was historic. But now it's falling apart and if it does, well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all. Way to make it all about you. It's like it was all just one big tease.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-11 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-11 Pub. Date: 2016-01-11
Image Number: 137681
Caption: Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-09 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-09 Pub. Date: 2015-10-09
Image Number: 133538
Caption: Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem? I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb … but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish? Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time. Metaphor. No, just two. Wait ... what?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-30 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-30 Pub. Date: 2015-08-30
Image Number: 131015
Caption: What as it you wanted to talk about, minion? Beep. The carbon monoxide detector is beeping every five seconds. Beep. Oh, that. Nothing (beep) to worry about. It was a second-hand unit I found in the dumpster behind Arby's. Beep. What? Why would you do that? Beep. The town council passed a law mandating the placement of (beep) CO² detectors. Beep. They (beep) didn't say they had to be new CO² detectors. I'm 25% sure it's beeping because the battery backup needs to be replaced. Nothing to worry about. Beep. Beep. But what if you're wrong? Shouldn't we maybe evacuate the (beep) cafe and call 911? Are you crazy? Beep. That would just panic everyone (beep) for no good reason and cost me hundreds of dollars in lost sales. Beep. I'm telling you, all it needs is new batteries. Go down to the basement and fetch some. Beep. Also, while you're down (beep) there, bring up my emergency oxygen mask. For no reason in particular. Beep. Very bad man. Beep.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-29 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-29 Pub. Date: 2015-01-29
Image Number: 122184
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My dog seems to be incontinent. I'm tired of cleaning up after him. Would it be wrong to give him to a shelter? Oh, I don't know. Would you ship your parents off to a "shelter" just because you're tired of helping them? Wait ... don't answer that. I once drove dad into the woods, but he found his way back.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-19 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-19 Pub. Date: 2014-12-19
Image Number: 120328
Caption: This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-18 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-18 Pub. Date: 2014-12-18
Image Number: 120327
Caption: It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show, Dr. Sadie.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-17 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-17 Pub. Date: 2014-12-17
Image Number: 120326
Caption: I want to get Rudy a Christmas gift. What would he like? Seriously? Yes, seriously. Maybe I do spend all day mercilessly taunting him, driving him to the point of tears ... But that doesn't mean I can't give him his heart's desire for Christmas. Sometimes people still surprise me. Then I can remind him for years that I bought him a gift and he didn't buy me one! But usually not.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-12 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-12 Pub. Date: 2014-12-12
Image Number: 120014
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm dating this girl, and she's hinting that she wants a commitment. How do I keep getting what I want without giving her what she wants? That's easy. Every time she opens her mouth to talk about it, softly touch her lips with your finger and say ... "You know what separates us from everyone else?" "We don't even need words. Everything we have to say, we can say with our eyes." How long will that routine buy me? Six weeks of bliss.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-29 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-29 Pub. Date: 2014-11-29
Image Number: 119417
Caption: You want to see me, boss? I'm sorry the woman you wanted to marry married someone else. To make you feel better, I've arranged for you to marry Changying Infei. Who? She's the daughter of Bingwen Ingfei, China's most successful café owner. A merger of both our houses would position me for the 21st century. Who I marry is MY business! Don't be so selfish.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-12 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-12 Pub. Date: 2014-05-12
Image Number: 111304
Caption: Farewell, coffee man. I've decided to stop spending $120 per month on fancy coffee. Ok. If I save that money instead, I'll have nearly $26,000 to pay for my newborn's college education. I see, well, I can't argue wi. Good point. My kid can't even say his own name, he's not college material. I'll have the Himalayan Mocha. Might want to save up for your child's therapy.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-10 selfish 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-10 Pub. Date: 2014-02-10
Image Number: 107481
Caption: Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY.
     
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