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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-18 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-18 Pub. Date: 2011-05-18
Image Number: 60998
Caption: Hello, you've reached Lemont Brown … To hear about how I dreamt of Osama Bin Laden last night, say "one." To hear how Roxanne is saying she's never even heard of me and I'm not Lionel's father, say "two." To hear about how you, my best friend, didn't show up to testify on my behalf, say "three." I've never liked the number three, so ... You've chosen ... three.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-07 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-07 Pub. Date: 2011-04-07
Image Number: 59399
Caption: There's another bright side to making no money at all. Stop while you're behind. Choices. I make six figures, and have way too many choices. Stocks or CD? House or condo? 401K or shady Panamanian and Cayman bank accounts? You really are lucky you don't have to face any of these choices. Wait. Back up. I choose not to.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-02 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-02 Pub. Date: 2010-11-02
Image Number: 53691
Caption: I'm voting for the guy who hates Washington the most! It's just like when I choose a dentist. I don't want one of those weaklings who's gonna coddle my teeth with x-rays and flouride and fillings. When my teeth demand costly procedures, I want a dentist who's going to man-up and say "not on my watch!" Mint? Why, thank you!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-01 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-01 Pub. Date: 2010-11-01
Image Number: 53690
Caption: How'd you choose who to vote for? What's your system? I'm voting for the one who supports policies that make my life better. Oh. I'm voting for the one who scares me the most by implying his opponent is an un-American socialist who'll confiscate my 401K to fund organic tofu for illegal aliens. ... But your system's good too.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-26 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-26 Pub. Date: 2009-06-26
Image Number: 35438
Caption: The government may force us to pick from a few healthcare plans designed by government bureaucrats, Louise. Having choices we don't like is like no choice at all, Harry. In '94, when we derailed universal healthcare, we got to CHOOSE a plan that grew so expensive we couldn't afford to keep it ten years later. But at least it was our choi -- CLICLUNK. ... Harry? Louith ... my mandible thell oth ... I don't want government bureaucrats telling me what to do with MY mandible, Harry.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-09 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-09 Pub. Date: 2009-04-09
Image Number: 31471
Caption: Hello, You've reached Feudalbanc Massacard. If you're calling to ask why we gave our CEO a $35 million bonus even though we're almost bankrupt, say "one." If you're falling off a cliff and want to know if you can afford to call an ambulance, say "two." Two. We have to pay absurd bonuses to keep the people who wrecked the company from leaving. "Two"! I said "Two"!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-08 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-08 Pub. Date: 2009-03-08
Image Number: 30452
Caption: Wow. You're not doing so well, Roxanne. What do you mean? I feel fine. No, on my blog. 20% of my readers think I should dump you and sue you for custody of Lionel. Twen-- huh?! 15% think I should flee to Mexico and change my name. 80% think I should send a cyborg back through time to make sure your parents never meet. You ran a poll about me on your blog, and those were the options you gave? And wait... ...That's 115%. They REALLY don't like you.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-25 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-25 Pub. Date: 2008-12-25
Image Number: 28946
Caption: Swrong wit' you, Big L? You're a walking stereotype, Clyde. God gave you a choice last night. He offered you world peace, but you asked for gold hubcaps instead. HUBCAPS! Yeh, but look at the big picture. What's the big picture? It's the entire perspective on a situation or issue. But that's not important right now. Never shoulda let you watch "Airplane."
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-30 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-30 Pub. Date: 2008-11-30
Image Number: 28303
Caption: Where do you want to eat? I don't know. Where do you want to eat? I asked first. I asked you second. That mean you answer first, and I answer second. What? It doesn't work that way. Yeh, it do. No! The one who's proactive and asks the question first is rewarded with an answer by the one who hesitated! That's the natural order of things. You can't go disturbing the natural order of things. Where do you want to eat? Roscoe's Rib Shack. I don't want to eat there.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-18 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-18 Pub. Date: 2008-11-18
Image Number: 28119
Caption: So, you voted for Obama as the realization of Dr. King's dream that we'd all be judged by who we are, not what we are… Check. …and that all of us would have equal rights. Check. And then you voted to take equal rights away from gay people. Check. And you don't see any shameful irony in that. Check.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-02 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-02 Pub. Date: 2008-11-02
Image Number: 27644
Caption: Liebold. President: Barack Obama. Thank you for voting for Fritz Golem. What the--? CANCEL. President: Barack Obama. Thank you for voting for Fritz Golem. Who the @#$% is Fritz Golem?! I am Fritz Golem. Your new lord and master. YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR DEMOCRACY TO ME. YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR FREE WILL. YOU WILL BRING ME A HAZELNUT LATTE FROM STARBUCKS. I won't set foot in Starbucks for anyone. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-28 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-28 Pub. Date: 2008-09-28
Image Number: 26928
Caption: Here to discuss government waste, Senator John McCain. Y'know, Bob… "I've fought the big-spenders in both parties who waste your money on things you neither need nor want… "…and the first big-spending pork-barrel earmark bill that comes across my desk, I will veto it. "I will make them famous, and you will know their names. "You will know their names." That's why I picked Sarah Palin as my running mate. What do you mean? Well, when she was a mayor, she got $27 million in earmarks for her small town of 6,700. I'm not following- Well, I picked her, now she's famous and you know her name. Job done.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-11 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-11 Pub. Date: 2008-09-11
Image Number: 26603
Caption: Senator McCain? Lemont Brown with the Candorville Chronicle. You've claimed Obama's inexperience makes him unfit to be commander in chief. But you've picked someone just as inexperienced to be your running mate. I had enough experience for both of us when I was held prisoner in a stinking rathole in Vietnam! ...You really can't use that for every- Next question.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-10 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-10 Pub. Date: 2008-09-10
Image Number: 26602
Caption: In other news, Democratic vice presidential hopeful Joe Biden has run away. How could this happen, Chuck? Well, two theories, Wolf. First: McCain chose Sarah Palin, a woman, as his running mate. Some say Biden ran because the Obama campaign asked him to undergo a sex change operation so he could attack Palin in debates without turning off women voters. Stunning. And the second theory? Well... There's actually just one theory.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-09 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-09 Pub. Date: 2008-09-09
Image Number: 26601
Caption: Heh. Obama picked Joe Biden for VP 'cause Biden could DESTROY any debate opponent. But McCain picked a woman! No one wants to see a man attack a woman! The Dems are so gonna lose! There's nothing they can do about it. Nothing! Meanwhile, across town... You want me to WHAT? Hear me out, Joe. Sex change clinic.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-16 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-16 Pub. Date: 2008-08-16
Image Number: 25789
Caption: Gall-Mart summons thousands of workers to mandatory meetings. We're not telling you how to vote… We're just pointing out that if you vote for Obama, we'll make it easier for you to unionize. Then you'd all lose your jobs, become panhandlers, and live in a moldy cardboard box that smells of tuna. Thanks for not telling us how to vote. In the end, you'd beg for sweet, merciful death.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-21 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-21 Pub. Date: 2008-05-21
Image Number: 23637
Caption: As a superdelegate, you should vote for the person who's more electable. Clearly, I’m more electable than Senator Obama. Then how come you losin'? Electability has nothing to do with winning. Oh. What?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-28 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-28 Pub. Date: 2008-03-28
Image Number: 22466
Caption: Political assassination is not a topic for satire, Nast. We cannot make light of such an unthinkable act. But my cartoons demanding better security for Abrahma Lincoln may prevent a horrible tragedy and spare the nation 100 years of misery and hate! Yes, yes. But on the other hand, a dozen or so readers may take offense. I see your dilemma. We're going with young Curtis' cartoon about a cow that loves lasagna.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-13 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-13 Pub. Date: 2008-03-13
Image Number: 22273
Caption: Roscoe's Rib Shack. I'll have the chicken. No he won't, he'll have the Korean beef! Bulgogi! Sliced sirloin and scallions, a meal fit for a man! …an' a coke. He'll have a Cactus Cooler! Sweet yet tangy nectar! Who the @#$% are you? Johnny Brazen, Democratic superdelegate.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-12 selection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-12 Pub. Date: 2008-03-12
Image Number: 22272
Caption: You can't be a superdelegate! You've got to call the Democratic Party! You've got to tell them they made a mistake! Chill, Big L. I know this a big responsibility. I take this serious as can be. NO matter who voters choose, I have to override they ign'ant behinds an' pick whoever promise to make me ambassador to Hawaii. It's a solemn duty. What country is this?
     
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