I'm going to be a Washington, D.C. lobbyist. So? I'm going to be Lindsay Lohan's press secretary. Too much work. I know you're toying with me! Associate producer for "Jersey Shore." Now you've gone too far! Patter writer for the Oscars.
Nana? Why do I need a college education? Because…After you're married and quit work to raise kids, you'll want a job. How come? You'll need the money when your husband dumps you for his "assistant." You're some fairy godmother. Cinderella would have lived happily ever after with an MBA.