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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-07 |
| Image Number: |
149072 |
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Have you started your homework yet? I don't have any tonight. That's not what it says on your teacher's web site. You can't believe everything you read on the internet, mom. I believe this. Get your backpack.
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342. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
149100 |
| Caption: |
Stay back 100 ft.
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343. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
149071 |
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Oh, dear! Wrong! Groan! That bad? Wait 'til you see Hammie's math homework. I'll bring us a glass of wine. We also have to read his book report. I'm gonna need a bigger glass.
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344. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
149134 |
| Caption: |
So Stephan, how does one become a salad bar tender? You study. I got a grant to the best salad bar tender school in the country. It's in Maine. Let me guess: Salad Bar Harbor? Yeah but the "R's" are silent.
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345. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-05 |
| Image Number: |
149070 |
| Caption: |
Why do our teachers give us homework? To ruin our lives. Oh, come on! Your teachers don't give you homework to ruin your lives. They give it to you to ruin our lives. And it's working …
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346. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-04 |
| Image Number: |
149069 |
| Caption: |
When I was a baby, everything was cool. But you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to go and enroll me in school! What's the ranting about? Homework. Actions have consequences, people!
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347. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
148922 |
| Caption: |
How's the class float coming along? All done! It's the school mascot studying for the S.A.T.? Right! Juniors rule! Homecoming 2016. That's really … lame? Focused! Our float is focused!!
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348. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
148777 |
| Caption: |
Obedience School. Okay, Grimmy … shake … not shimmy.
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349. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-28 |
| Image Number: |
148775 |
| Caption: |
Hey Spike, what happened to your eye? A girl hit me at the school party last night … somebody punched the Spike.
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350. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-27 |
| Image Number: |
148919 |
| Caption: |
Mom, can you help us with a school project? Sure! What's the project? Our class float. Ooh! Fun! What do you need? Posters? Tissue paper flowers? Something like that. She can weld, right?
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351. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
48276 |
| Caption: |
I've decided to be a psychiatrist for narcissists. That's a job? School bus. They treat grandiose, flamboyant attention seekers. How do you make money? West Fester. With talk show hosts, politicians and all the Lady Gagas. School Bus. Or � You could just study junior high school. |
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352. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-25 |
| Image Number: |
148251 |
| Caption: |
What are you guys doing?? It's almost eight o'clock! Get dressed right now! You're going to be late for school! I can't decide what to wear! Me neither. Well, maybe I should have you pick out each other's clothes! Gasp! Mom! You wouldn't dare! Well, now we know not to use the words "mom" and "dare" in the same sentence. Don't talk to me. |
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353. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-14 |
| Image Number: |
148481 |
| Caption: |
1982. I don't buy all the stuff they tell me in Sunday school. But I do think there's a God. You do, Lemont? I believe the universe is an organism. Like my hamster. We call it "God," and we're its constituent parts. And like any hamster, it wants every one of its organs and cells to thrive. Even the tunas? 'Cause we kill them and put them in cans. I didn't say I had it all worked out. |
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354. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-14 |
| Image Number: |
148368 |
| Caption: |
Dude, you have something on your face. Food? Ink? Zit? What?? I think it's math. Oh, yeah. I fell asleep on my calculus book. |
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355. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
148221 |
| Caption: |
I think Carl the St. Bernard went to a Catholic dog school. Grrrr … Why? He only eats patent leather shoes. |
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356. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
148237 |
| Caption: |
(Gasp!) Clown school dropouts! |
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357. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
148035 |
| Caption: |
The Middle School Cafeteria. Compost. Trash. Retainers. |
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358. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
146844 |
| Caption: |
I'm late for class! I can't find my backpack! I lost my car keys! Where's my essay?? Wait - did I DO it? Where'd I put my car keys? Is this top too awful? Maybe I'll change real quick! What time is it? Aaaah! My phone's dead!! Anyone seen my charger? Augh! I didn't eat breakfast! Where'd I put my car keys?!? Hard to believe it's Stresstember already. |
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359. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
147471 |
| Caption: |
I remember when college used to be a big hassle! There was lots of debate and argument! Well, those ugly, contentious days are over! Now, we just tell students what they're allowed to think.* *thefire.org. And say. And not say. And we ban conservative speakers, and other outside agitators! Because we know that college should be a place ... where the brains run on time. |
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360. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
145573 |
| Caption: |
Well, summer's over and it's almost time to go back to school. Since this is a comic strip and we're frozen in time, I'm pretty familiar with the 11th-grade textbooks by now. I predict you're looking at a future "C" student! ! ! |
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