| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-23 |
| Image Number: |
149364 |
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It all started when I spanked my two-year-old son. He was out of control. He was hitting and kicking and spitting. I tried everything. I tried a timeout. I tried redirection. I tried bribery. But when he threw a clock at his baby sister's head, I realized I had to do something drastic. So I swatted him once on the behind. Very lightly. For the rest of the day, he pointed at me and said "You don't hit me. That's bad. You say you're sorry." And I couldn't even argue, because that's exactly what I always told him to tell someone if they hit him. Part of being a parent is becoming comfortable with being a hypocrite. Is two too young for military school?
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2016-10-23) |
Image #149364 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-16 |
| Image Number: |
149444 |
| Caption: |
This is nothing - you should see my kid's school backpack.
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| Speed Bump by Dave Coverly (2016-10-16) |
Image #149444 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
149134 |
| Caption: |
So Stephan, how does one become a salad bar tender? You study. I got a grant to the best salad bar tender school in the country. It's in Maine. Let me guess: Salad Bar Harbor? Yeah but the "R's" are silent.
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2016-10-06) |
Image #149134 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
148777 |
| Caption: |
Obedience School. Okay, Grimmy … shake … not shimmy.
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2016-09-30) |
Image #148777 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-28 |
| Image Number: |
148775 |
| Caption: |
Hey Spike, what happened to your eye? A girl hit me at the school party last night … somebody punched the Spike.
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2016-09-28) |
Image #148775 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
48276 |
| Caption: |
I've decided to be a psychiatrist for narcissists. That's a job? School bus. They treat grandiose, flamboyant attention seekers. How do you make money? West Fester. With talk show hosts, politicians and all the Lady Gagas. School Bus. Or � You could just study junior high school. |
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| Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson (2010-06-09) |
Image #48276 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-14 |
| Image Number: |
148481 |
| Caption: |
1982. I don't buy all the stuff they tell me in Sunday school. But I do think there's a God. You do, Lemont? I believe the universe is an organism. Like my hamster. We call it "God," and we're its constituent parts. And like any hamster, it wants every one of its organs and cells to thrive. Even the tunas? 'Cause we kill them and put them in cans. I didn't say I had it all worked out. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2016-09-14) |
Image #148481 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
148221 |
| Caption: |
I think Carl the St. Bernard went to a Catholic dog school. Grrrr … Why? He only eats patent leather shoes. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2016-09-13) |
Image #148221 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
148237 |
| Caption: |
(Gasp!) Clown school dropouts! |
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| Strange Brew by John Deering (2016-09-10) |
Image #148237 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
146844 |
| Caption: |
I'm late for class! I can't find my backpack! I lost my car keys! Where's my essay?? Wait - did I DO it? Where'd I put my car keys? Is this top too awful? Maybe I'll change real quick! What time is it? Aaaah! My phone's dead!! Anyone seen my charger? Augh! I didn't eat breakfast! Where'd I put my car keys?!? Hard to believe it's Stresstember already. |
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2016-09-04) |
Image #146844 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
145573 |
| Caption: |
Well, summer's over and it's almost time to go back to school. Since this is a comic strip and we're frozen in time, I'm pretty familiar with the 11th-grade textbooks by now. I predict you're looking at a future "C" student! ! ! |
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| Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy (2016-09-03) |
Image #145573 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
9839 |
| Caption: |
For the first year we just click. |
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| That's Life by Mike Twohy (2005-03-13) |
Image #9839 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
9728 |
| Caption: |
I If only I'd stayed in school, I coulda been a seeing-eye dog! |
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| That's Life by Mike Twohy (2005-03-01) |
Image #9728 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
9636 |
| Caption: |
Let's just say many years of obedience school. |
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| That's Life by Mike Twohy (2005-02-19) |
Image #9636 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
146603 |
| Caption: |
We get it, Simone. You went to obedience grad school. Be cognizant of the canis familiaris. |
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| Speed Bump by Dave Coverly (2016-08-04) |
Image #146603 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
145593 |
| Caption: |
Well, Mr. Knox! What a night, huh? Great turnout! How was fundraising? Weak. Only 37 bucks. Sorry. Hey, the youth theater program had NO money until you stepped up, Les. I really appreciate what you've done. In fact, you know what? I'm going to call it The School of Knox! |
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2016-07-30) |
Image #145593 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-05-23 |
| Image Number: |
47269 |
| Caption: |
Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at! |
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| Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson (2010-05-23) |
Image #47269 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
146271 |
| Caption: |
No, this is not what I thought you meant by "Booster Club." EMU. |
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| Speed Bump by Dave Coverly (2016-07-26) |
Image #146271 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-23 |
| Image Number: |
146144 |
| Caption: |
But I just wanna show you a magic trick. No. All I need is your favorite color and your first pet's name. No. I'm not giving you anything that'll help you guess my passwords. Ok. Then jus' gimme the name of your favorite high school teacher. Good talk, Clyde. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2016-07-23) |
Image #146144 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
146155 |
| Caption: |
"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," What's your problem?! My song just started preschool. This sweet, innocent child who's seen nothing but "Sesame Street" … came home after the first week and started hitting us and yelling "You're a bad guy! Good guys hit bad guys!" Yes, yes, it's an age-old problem: The corrupting influence of his peers. Might I suggest you wrap your angel in cellophane to protect him from his world? Better yet, launch him into space, where not even the cold virus can ever reach him! He did have the sniffles. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-07-22) |
Image #146155 |
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