The Robotics Department Storage Area. Hey! My old scrapbook! Wanna take a look? Sure! Here's the ribbon for winning my first spell check bee and a medal for fastest modem in gym class! They gave me a certificate for font neatness and an award in art class for my graphics! What's this photo of a compacted metal block? Ah, my first sweetheart -- a real circuit breaker! As you can see, I had a big crush on her!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Tabloid Times. Headline Department. Ernie, I need a headline for the school superintendent who won a bowling tourney. "City's top educator hangs out in alleys!" And the city manager with diplomas from Harvard and Yale also just one from Stanford. "City exec gets third degree!" And the mayor losing 150 pounds. "Mayor's wife say's he's not half the man she married!" And the photo essay on the local woman who refinishes furniture. "Close-up shots of female stripper!" Okay, wiseguy, how about this one? "Editorial Assistant, Ernie the Jester, is now unemployed!" "Co-editor is nobody's fool!"