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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-11 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170358
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will hunt you and your family to the ends of the earth and squeeze you all to death with my bare armpit. I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-09 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159560
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome Sadie, It's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. You friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent questions. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-26 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-26 Pub. Date: 2016-12-26
Image Number: 152642
Caption: Boss … there was a $25,000 "Christmas bonus" in my check this year. I just want to thank you. I was totally wrong about you, you're a great man. Don't mention it. You've been my trusted right-hand stooge for almost 16 years now. This is my little way of saying ... you are ordered to spend every last cent of it downloading poetry and widget diagrams from Poetry-and-Widgets.com. This wouldn't be some sort of money laundering scheme, would it? Don't be absurd. Money can never be dirty.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-29 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-29 Pub. Date: 2016-06-29
Image Number: 145236
Caption: I have a coupon for a free Moroccan Wasabi Mochaccino. You already used that coupon last week. I don’t think so. You must be thinking of another customer. No, I remember handing you the drink, you showing me the coupon … and then when I tried to take if from you, you pushed aside a table, a boy scout and a nun as you fled. I don't think so. Get out.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-16 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-16 Pub. Date: 2016-04-16
Image Number: 141819
Caption: You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-09 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-09 Pub. Date: 2016-03-09
Image Number: 140199
Caption: Ask Sadie™ Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will hunt you and your family to the ends of the earth and squeeze you all to death with my bare armpit. I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-22 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-22 Pub. Date: 2015-08-22
Image Number: 131355
Caption: Everything ok? Can I get you anything, Sadie? That's very nice of you to ask. That's not the inattentive service I've come to expect from you. What's your angle? What are you trying to pull?! It's only fair I warn you that I believe wholeheartedly in the "eye, nose, ears and mouth for an eye" doctrine. So tread lightly, nemesis. Can I get you a refill, Sadie? I will bury you.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-14 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-14 Pub. Date: 2015-08-14
Image Number: 131013
Caption: Boss, there's a tornado outside! It's five minutes late. What? What are you talking about? Dozens of terrified locals just ran into our café seeking shelter. What should I … wait … You couldn't possibly … couldn't possibly have leased an artificial tornado machine from a Canadian inventor? How do you have time to consider such silly ideas when you should be out there selling the refugees comfort food?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-26 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-26 Pub. Date: 2015-06-26
Image Number: 128756
Caption: You and I need to set a time to talk. I have a side business of network marketing which is amazing! … And I'm excited about sharing this excellent opportunity with you … my dear friend. What're you doing? You can work from home, make your own hours … and build a multi-million-dollar business working 10 hours a week. HOJ. Are you reciting some sort of script to me? Of course not. If I forward you a brief video, will you watch it?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-16 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114992
Caption: EUREKA!!! What? What do people want when they order a coffee? A coffee. They want to feel alive! And what do people associate most with life? … Breathing! Introducing our new $12 drink: OXYGENATED COFFEE!!! $8 extra for air?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-07 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-07 Pub. Date: 2014-08-07
Image Number: 114701
Caption: I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-10 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-10 Pub. Date: 2014-04-10
Image Number: 109905
Caption: I just got off the phone with all your creditors, Rudy. How'd it go? You a total of $148,000. I got that total reduced by 70%, so now you only owe $44, 400. That means with the debt consolidation loan I've given you, you'll pay me 72 monthly payments of $1,500/ That comes to like, $108,000, not $44,400. You're welcome.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-09 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-09 Pub. Date: 2014-04-09
Image Number: 109904
Caption: We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-08 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-08 Pub. Date: 2014-04-08
Image Number: 109903
Caption: The economy's been recovering for a while, but people still don’t feel it, Rudy. … Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action. "Despair action"? We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more "sale" items, debt consolidation loans ... Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy. HA HA HOO HOO HEE -
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-15 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-15 Pub. Date: 2014-03-15
Image Number: 108587
Caption: Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-09 scheme 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-09 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 106909
Caption: You're late, Rudy. That's setting a bad example for the other employees. What other employees? Don't change the subject. You need to be a better role model. To that end, I've enrolled you in the best manager-training course in the nation. It'll only cost you $40 an hour. The teacher wouldn't happen to be you, would it? Don't change the subject.
     
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