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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-17 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-17 Pub. Date: 2019-07-17
Image Number: 178561
Caption: Did you know comic strips are written weeks, sometimes months, in advance? Nope. Sometimes it leads to embarrassment. For instance, I was reading my favorite strip Bluntburg. It was lampooning the Robert Mueller testimony before Congress that was scheduled for today. How was the cartoonist to know weeks ago that Congress would be closed today because of a freak elephant stampede? Did that really happen today? Maybe.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-24 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-24 Pub. Date: 2018-10-24
Image Number: 174602
Caption: Sorry, Lemont, I can't watch your son for you for two whole weeks. Have a Lego allergy. Oh … wait, a what? No? Well, I mean I have an appendectomy scheduled. No, you don't. You just don't want to watch your best friend's son while your best friend is away covering the voter disenfranchisement in all those states. Children terrify you. Admit it. Are you calling me a liar? You had your appendix out in second grade. It grew back.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-16 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-16 Pub. Date: 2017-03-16
Image Number: 155655
Caption: Everything's good. I'm happy doctor. Dr. Noodle. Excellent! That's great news! As long as your happiness is genuine. As long as its not actually denial. Or as long as it doesn't cause you to become complacent. Nope. Genuine happiness over here. Let's schedule an extra sessions so we can find out if that's the case. M.A.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-02 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-02 Pub. Date: 2017-02-02
Image Number: 153974
Caption: Dick, I just got an angry call from Mr. Trump. He said I blew off the meeting. Didn't I tell you to reschedule the meeting for next week? If you're responsible for us losing a multi-million dollar account, Dick, you're … I'm not, ma'am. You told me not to reschedule the meeting. In alternate fact, you told me to take the afternoon off instead of making that call. "Alternate fact" is not actually a thing, Dick Fink. It's not my fault you don't watch the news, ma'am.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-25 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-25 Pub. Date: 2016-04-25
Image Number: 142409
Caption: You have any plans today, Clyde? Nah dawg, that ain't how it go. The C-Dog don’t make plans, Big L. You make a plan, you spend all day tryin' to make that plan happen. … An' you fail to capitalize on the dozens of random opportunities that come outta no place ereday. Plans is for the lazy. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-04-14).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-20 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-20 Pub. Date: 2015-09-20
Image Number: 132207
Caption: Kelly texted me again the other day. I hadn't heard from her in two years. I thought I'd never hear from her again. What did she want? To see if I was still madly in love with her. She wanted to see if I would still be willing to run away with her and start a new life, no matter the consequences. She wanted to see if her voice was still the air I breathe, and if I still saw moonlight when I gazed into her eyes. She said all that? Not in so many words. She just said "hi," but I knew what she meant. I'm going to schedule you for some extra sessions. I think I'm over her, doc. I didn't answer her at all, for five whole minutes.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-10 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-10 Pub. Date: 2015-08-10
Image Number: 130933
Caption: I just watched "Deep Space Nine" all the way through for the eighth time. But this time I didn't enjoy it very much. I was … bored. What does that say about me? Could it be I have a thyroid problem or cardiac condition or some other illness that causes depression? Maybe it just means you'd already seen it seven times. I tried to schedule a doctor appointment, but they refused. Thanks a lot, Obamacare.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-30 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-30 Pub. Date: 2015-03-30
Image Number: 124957
Caption: Did you watch the "Empire" finale? Yeh. Weeks ago. Where you been at? I just barely got caught up on the whole season on Hulu. Listen, bruh … you want me to talk to you about a show, you gotta be on C-Dog schedule. Watch it when I do or you outta luck. Nobody watches anything at the same time anymore, Clyde. That's probably why don't nobody get along no more.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-12 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-12 Pub. Date: 2015-03-12
Image Number: 123671
Caption: Everything's good. I'm happy, doctor. Excellent! That's great news! As long as your happiness is genuine. As long as it's not actually denial, or as long as it doesn't cause you to become complacent. M.A. Nope. Genuine happiness over here. Let's schedule an extra session a week so we can find out if that's the case.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-14 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-14 Pub. Date: 2014-04-14
Image Number: 110106
Caption: You have any plans today, Clyde? Nah dawg, that ain't how it go. The C-Dog don’t make plans, Big L. You make a plan, you spend all day tryin' to make that plan happen. … An' you fail to capitalize on the dozens of random opportunities that come outta no place ereday. Plans is for the lazy.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-11 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-11 Pub. Date: 2014-01-11
Image Number: 105924
Caption: I'm behind schedule on the life plan I wrote when I was six, Lemont. I was supposed to make partner by last Tuesday. Oh. Well, Susan, plans have to be flexible. Real life isn't something you can script. I know that. Don't you think I know that? Sorry. I scheduled two whole years of flexibility into twenties.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-27 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-27 Pub. Date: 2013-11-27
Image Number: 104372
Caption: Dick? I want you to schedule a meeting with McMahon, Tate, Stephens and Evans. What do you mean "am I sure I want to do that"? Quit second-guessing me all the time. I don’t need my assistant to always second-guess me. No, I sure the correct phrase is "second" guessing. Dn't you mn "term"?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-21 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-21 Pub. Date: 2013-09-21
Image Number: 101659
Caption: Hi momma. Busy? Well … Yeah, I'm really, really busy. I'm writing my author's credo. Can I call you later? What's a credo? It's a personal statement, a list of everything I'm passionate about. … Yes, momma. "Family" is on the list. (Sigh) Ok, fine … Tell me about the squirrel you just saw.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-14 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-14 Pub. Date: 2013-09-14
Image Number: 101337
Caption: There's not enough time in the day to finish everything I want to do. There's not enough time in the day to finish everything I have to do. What day it is?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-29 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-29 Pub. Date: 2012-06-29
Image Number: 82892
Caption: Dear Voter: As you know, there have been almost no incidents of voter fraud in the state. In response, we have purged tens of thousands of suspicious voters, such as yourself, from voter rolls. To be reinstated, you must schedule a hearing to provide us with a valid ID, birth certificate, and third grade report card. If you're a 93-year-old minority without a birth certificate, simply have a parent verify your citizenship.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-13 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-13 Pub. Date: 2012-01-13
Image Number: 75072
Caption: I've scheduled a hearing with unemployment, and I'm looking for a job. But in the meantime, I have mouths to feed. I gave you $5 a week for 26 years. That comes to $6,760. The donation plate is not a savings account. I can accept cash, checks or Paypal.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-12 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-12 Pub. Date: 2012-01-12
Image Number: 75071
Caption: What do you mean I'm ineligible for unemployment insurance? You're not eligible if you quit your job without good cause. You don't think choosing to go get my son instead of going on an overseas assignment for a month was a good cause? If you want to plead your case, we can schedule an ignoring. You mean a "hearing"? What did I say?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-24 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-24 Pub. Date: 2011-01-24
Image Number: 56619
Caption: I think dreams are about wish fulfillment. Even the negative ones. We either wish things WOULD happen, or we wish they WOULDN'T happen. Our dreams tell us everything we want to know about our fears, our desires, our wishes. I dreamt that instead of running out of the clock so you can bill me more, you actually let me talk about the dream I had last night. We're out of time. Would you like to schedule another session to discuss that?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-06 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-06 Pub. Date: 2010-05-06
Image Number: 47013
Caption: Aw, that doesn't sound that bad, Lemont. Say what? Brown, are you ready to give that big speech next week in Walnut Creek to 2000 people who'll be staring at you and judging your every word? Oh, did I forget to tell you we scheduled you for that? I hadn't projectile-vomited since grade school. I'm sure he didn't notice.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-19 schedule 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-19 Pub. Date: 2010-04-19
Image Number: 46436
Caption: Dr. Noodle. Couple's Counseling. I think she's crazy. Sometimes she says things that just make no sense. The Civil War was not about slavery .. We're going to have to schedule extra sessions. Lose weight without exercising.
     
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