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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-08 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-08 Pub. Date: 2018-04-08
Image Number: 169718
Caption: Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard this computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he's discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up ... there's a way out. His loss is a moral and intellectual void that'll never be filled. Well that's depressing ... and ... now I'm ok.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-19 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 164467
Caption: Great-looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm rally psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other, I think.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-17 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-17 Pub. Date: 2017-05-17
Image Number: 158078
Caption: I had a dream last night, Clyde. Want to hear about it? Not sure. Last time you told me 'bout one of your dreams, it was some sci-fi nonsense 'bout you travelin' back in time to save Abraham Lincoln. This one wasn't about time travel, it was about how Trump keeps firing everyone who says they have info on his Russia scandal. Well ... ok. Go. A woman named Harbinger traveled through time and across the multiverse to collect a team of awesome journalists who could uncover the truth. Stop.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-13 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-13 Pub. Date: 2017-02-13
Image Number: 154532
Caption: Sometimes America really disappoints me, Susan. Remember that Super Bowl commercial where the kid says he'll never be this and never do that, because he died in an avoidable childhood accident? My reaction was "with all these people watching … that commercial is probably going to save some child's life." America's reaction was "Hey! Save a kid some other time, I'm trying to eat a nacho here." I'm paraphrasing ... barely.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-19 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-19 Pub. Date: 2016-05-19
Image Number: 143335
Caption: Prince visits Lemont's dream. You have hundreds of unreleased songs in your vaults. Will we ever get to hear them, now that you're gone? I never liked to think about "gone." I wasn't supposed to ever be gone. Like I told Rolling Stone, I was saving those for a time when I felt like not speaking in real-time. What's that mean?! Just release the songs, already! Stop @#$% with us!!! ... I mean "Oh. I see. That's fascinating."
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-11 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-11 Pub. Date: 2015-10-11
Image Number: 133081
Caption: Great looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm really psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other. I think.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-09 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-09 Pub. Date: 2015-02-09
Image Number: 122689
Caption: Sometimes America really disappoints me, Susan. Remember that Super Bowl commercial where the kid says he'll never be this and never do that, because he died in an avoidable childhood accident? My reaction was "With all the people watching … that commercial is probably going to save some child's life." America's reaction was "Hey! Save a kid some other time, I'm trying to eat a nacho here." I'm paraphrasing ... barely.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-16 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-16 Pub. Date: 2014-09-16
Image Number: 116479
Caption: Hello, I'm you, from the future. I've come back in time to ask you not to buy that Starbucks coffee tomorrow. If you just make your coffee at home from now on, I'll have tens of thousands of dollars more to retire with. Also, when a police officer tells you to leave the park bench and demands to see your ID, do NOT tell him "I know my rights." I don't care how many white people you saw doing that on YouTube, YOU'RE NOT THEM. Zzzzz.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-14 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-14 Pub. Date: 2013-12-14
Image Number: 104852
Caption: This just in: there seems to be a concerted multi-state effort to make it harder for the poor to vote. Click. Thug 4 Life. This Side Up. … Strong possibility that scientists have discovered signs of living organisms thriving in the clouds of the planet Venus. Click. ... Incoming hurricane is headed straight for our house How to save your. Click. Last time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta ... " Mun mun mun -
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-29 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-29 Pub. Date: 2012-07-29
Image Number: 84200
Caption: My brother used to collect DC Comics, while I collected Marvel. He always acted like his were so much better than mine. Dr. Noodle. "Superman could kick Spider-man's butt!" he'd say. One time he said … "What's that? Wolverine is jealous of Cyclops? Tell me about that later, I think The Flash is about to sacrifice himself to save the entire universe." But look what's happened: Marvel's superhero movies are SPANKING DC's. "Avengers" earned $50 trillion, while the last "Superman" flick made $42.50. All I asked was "Do you still feel inferior because your brother bought a house while you're still renting a studio apartment?" And all I'm saying is, you win some, you lose some.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-03 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-03 Pub. Date: 2012-01-03
Image Number: 74804
Caption: How is it I'm broke? I had three months of savings when I lost my job. It's only been two weeks. I know exactly why you broke, Big L. Well tell me, please. Ok. But first loan me $2. Time.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-02 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-02 Pub. Date: 2012-01-02
Image Number: 74803
Caption: Sup, Playa?* *How are you coping with being a single father who just lost his job? What's up, Clyde?* *I have to watch him all the time, and when I get a couple hours free I'm too tired to go look for work. Cough cough?* *Let's get a burrito. It'll cheer you up. Yawn* **Nah, gotta save my last $20 to feed Lionel.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-26 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-26 Pub. Date: 2011-08-26
Image Number: 64820
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. Did I ever tell you about the time I was pinned down in a Saigon rice paddy with nothing but my cameran and my crack interviewing skills to save me? No. But I already know about that. I Googled you years ago. Did I ever tell you about the time when wise old people telling their life stories to wide-eyed young people was the glue that bound society together? No, but I'll just Google that.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-24 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-24 Pub. Date: 2010-06-24
Image Number: 48743
Caption: Lemont travels back in time to fix his life. U.C. Berkeley Dormitories Freeborn Hall. Sasha Mitchell will be here in a few minutes, carrying a teddy bear. She'll say his name is "Lemont, Jr." For some reason, that won't scare you. That's because you and she are meant to be. 16 years ago, I took her up to my room and totally screwed it all up. But you can fix it. Do it right and you'll save us from a lonely life of misery. ... No pressure. Screw up, and the rest of your life will be worthless.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-17 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-17 Pub. Date: 2010-01-17
Image Number: 43145
Caption: I got so angry about the whole health care thing. Every time government talked about expanding access to health care, people would tell me that's socialism. And socialism's wrong. I was talking to my buddies about that while we waited for our pizza to get there. Lalo said to me, "Hey, where's your $5? We're all chipping in for this pizza." So I called him a socialist. I told him I won't surrender to group-dictated pizza, I'll buy my own. And I stormed out. I see. This still doesn't explain why you didn't pay me last week. I'm saving up for free-market pizza.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-09 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-09 Pub. Date: 2008-10-09
Image Number: 27222
Caption: September 24th, 2008… We monitored it out of Ha Long. It's been verified as the voice of John McCain's honor. Please, please, don't show me any more of my own lying campaign ads! I beg you! Then let's go over your involvement in the "Keating Five" one more time. NNNOOOOO!!! Shut it off. We'll save him. Or die trying. Do you mean that literally? 'cause...
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-06-19 save time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-06-20 Pub. Date: 2005-06-19
Image Number: 10767
Caption: Every time I've saved a little money, God sends an emergency to take it away. Every time there's an emergency, God makes sure I've saved enough to cover it.
     
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