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1. Comic Strip Alex Hallatt  Arctic Circle 2017-05-21 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon: Arctic Circle
Viewable Date: 2017-05-21 Pub. Date: 2017-05-21
Image Number: 157570
Caption: Our satellite dish is NOT a bird bath!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-09 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-09 Pub. Date: 2017-04-09
Image Number: 156035
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm glad.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-03 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-03 Pub. Date: 2016-01-03
Image Number: 136827
Caption: I get tired of everything, doc. And I mean EVERYTHING. Dr. Noodle. I used to love classical music, but now I can't stand it. I got tired of my wife and kids, so I left and found a new wife and had new kids. Then I got tired of them and tried going back to the old ones. But there was a new guy there. So I tried going back to the new ones, but they told me to get lost. I got tired of DirectTV so I switched to Dish Network. Let's go back to your wife and kids. Unless you're tired of that topic. I think I'd like to try a new therapist.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-27 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-27 Pub. Date: 2015-09-27
Image Number: 132290
Caption: The fad herald cometh. He'll be proud. I'm already tired of my new iPhone 6s plus. Hear ye, hear ye. The following are OUT. Cable and satellite tv. Anything with soy. The term "anchor baby." The following are now IN: Streaming shows online. Whey protein. The term "anchor baby." The following is now out: The term "anchor baby." Also out: Selfie sticks. Keeping it old school is in. But the phrase "old school" is out. Are lumberjack beards still in? Mine's taking forever to grow. Is "anchor baby" back in, yet?
     
5. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-09-23 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-09-23 Pub. Date: 2015-09-23
Image Number: 132258
Caption: Grimm, you're nothing but a third rate flea motel. Scratch scratch. Not so … I just put in a satellite dish.
     
6. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-07-01 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-07-01 Pub. Date: 2015-07-01
Image Number: 129072
Caption: To be famous, you have to be on television. You're only famous if your face has bounced off a satellite a million times. - Which would explain Sean Penn, Steve Buscemi, Mickey Rourke … and every dude on ESPN.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-28 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-28 Pub. Date: 2015-06-28
Image Number: 128375
Caption: Hello Concast Cable? This is Lemont Brown. I'd like you to stop calling me. You don't really want that. Yes, I do. Stop trying to get me back. It's over. It's satellite … isn't it? I could give you more than satellite gives you … just give me a chance. No, its not ... Listen, it's not you, it's not satellite. A couple years ago, I discovered Roku. And all of a sudden, Roku gave me Netflix, and Hulu, and Crackle on my tv ... and all of a sudden I had what I never knew I'd been missing. So you see, it's not you, Concast ... it's me. You're just saying that. Yeah. I am. it IS you. You and your stupid van and your smug attitude and your crazy hidden fees. It would be a shame if I were to raise your broadband bill and then you couldn't afford to stream Netflix. See? This! This is exactly the sort of thing that made me leave you!
     
8. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-04-19 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-04-19 Pub. Date: 2015-04-19
Image Number: 125384
Caption: I stay in my yard because I'm on this cable. Yeah, I mostly stay in my yard, too. Why, do you have a cable. No. I prefer the dish.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-01 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-01 Pub. Date: 2015-02-01
Image Number: 121465
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents: The Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm glad.
     
10. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-06-04 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-06-04 Pub. Date: 2014-06-04
Image Number: 111826
Caption: Joining us now via satellite is Caleb, the camel from the GEICO ad … So seein' me on T.V. is somehow "offensive" to my oppressors?! I don’t even have my own identity anymore? Oh yeah … I see who's "intolerant" here …
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-18 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-18 Pub. Date: 2014-05-18
Image Number: 110795
Caption: The fad herald cometh. Dang. He's not wearing a Bluetooth. Hear ye: The following is now OUT: Ending every fifth sentence with the word "right?" if you're a talking head on MSNBC. The following is now in: "Cord cutting," which is canceling cable and satellite and getting all your favorite shows online. The following is now out: the phrase "cord cutting." Also out: watching TV on a TV. The following is now IN: Smartphones with absurdly large screens. YES!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-04 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-04 Pub. Date: 2014-05-04
Image Number: 110313
Caption: This better not be Indirectv. This is Bryan, with Indirectv. You haven't paid your satellite TV bill in two months. I made payment arrangements with you guys two weeks ago. You said I have till next month to pay, but you guys keep calling me three times a day, every day, anyway. I sent you a certified letter telling you not to call me ever again. Do you know what that means, Bryan? It means that according to the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, you owe me up to $1000 for each time you've called me since then. I'm sorry, I was away from the phone. Can you repeat that? Uh ... never mind. Carry on. We're going to keep calling you every day till you pay your bill. Oh, no. I think your constant calls are close to working. I probably can't take more than a couple more weeks of this harassment.
     
13. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2013-08-22 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2013-08-22 Pub. Date: 2013-08-22
Image Number: 100633
Caption: … And it looks like the pauses in out satellite feed from Kabul are longer than usual, tonight. Sudoku.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-11 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-11 Pub. Date: 2013-04-11
Image Number: 95575
Caption: Lemont talks to his cable provider. You're right, satellite would end up being just as expensive. Glad you realized that! Doesn't mean I'm coming back to you. I've been thinking ... Almost everything I watch is online. Maybe I'll just get a Roku box and stream on Netflix and Hulu for $20/month. It's really over, isn't it. You'll find another man who won't mind paying $120 for the Sewing Channel. (Originally published on 2011-09-01).
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-10 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-10 Pub. Date: 2013-04-10
Image Number: 95574
Caption: Lemont talks to Brian at Concast cable. Didn't we give you HBO free for six months? When you were down, didn't we come over promptly to service you? Go ahead, try satellite. You'll come crawling back here when their six-month special is over and they get just as expensive as us. ok. 'Bye. WAIT! What if ... What if we change? It's too late, Brian. (Originally published on 2011-08-31).
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-09 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-09 Pub. Date: 2013-04-09
Image Number: 95573
Caption: Lemont cancels his Concast cable service. If you don't mind my asking, why are you leaving us? Was it us? Did we not meet your needs? No, it's just I want to see other TV. Maybe satellite. What? Are you serious? What does satellite have that we don't have? Cheaper, better programming. Better box ... Aside from that. (Originally published on 2011-08-30).
     
17. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2013-01-27 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2013-01-27 Pub. Date: 2013-01-27
Image Number: 92276
Caption: I got a Dish.
     
18. Comic Strip Dan Piraro  Bizarro 2012-05-11 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon: Bizarro
Viewable Date: 2012-05-11 Pub. Date: 2012-05-11
Image Number: 79979
Caption: And I can't believe you still have rabbit ears.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-01 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-01 Pub. Date: 2011-09-01
Image Number: 65031
Caption: Lemont talks to his cable provider. You're right, satellite would end up being just as expensive. Glad you realized that! Doesn't mean I'm coming back to you. I've been thinking ... Almost everything I watch is online. Maybe I'll just get a Roku box and stream on Netflix and Hulu for $20/month. It's really over, isn't it. You'll find another man who won't mind paying $120 for the Sewing Channel.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-31 satellite television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-31 Pub. Date: 2011-08-31
Image Number: 65030
Caption: Lemont talks to Brian at Concast cable. Didn't we give you HBO free for six months? When you were down, didn't we come over promptly to service you? Go ahead, try satellite. You'll come crawling back here when their six-month special is over and they get just as expensive as us. ok. 'Bye. WAIT! What if ... What if we change? It's too late, Brian.
     
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