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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-27 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-27 Pub. Date: 2019-07-27
Image Number: 178674
Caption: Boss, I've got a new idea. I think it'll double - no, triple - our sales. Not again. No, hear me out. This one's great. You know how we've been trying to figure out a way to keep customers from going to Coffee King? Yes. We've paid sweatshops in Foreignvania to post negative Yelp reviews ... We've planted rats in their kitchen ... and we've besmirched their name in many ways. Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them? Where's the fun in that.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-28 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-28 Pub. Date: 2019-05-28
Image Number: 177794
Caption: Wachooneed, bruh? I got an encyclopedia, an almanac an' a walkman. What the … ? Nobody wants that stuff. Nobody's used any of those things in years. When most people want to get rid of old junk, they hold a garage sale. That's 'cause they amateurs. Whachoogot?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-05 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-05 Pub. Date: 2019-05-05
Image Number: 177448
Caption: What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jollee? My unhappy coworkers. Dr. Noodle. They're the ones with the problem, not me. I'm happy. All of the time. All of the time? Every moment, I greet the world with a smile and with laughter! No matter what's happening! Aaris brought donuts, and I said What a great guy! whenever anyone makes a sale, I lead a cheer! When Andy fell out the window, I shouted Cheer up! There're trees down there! Aim for those! What? The next day, everyone else was moping around, but not me. I put on a smile and said On the bright side, almost all the cactuses are still ok! ... and that's when they sent you to therapy. No, they sent me here after I gave the eulogy.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-08 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-08 Pub. Date: 2019-04-08
Image Number: 177113
Caption: California accounted for 75% of all new jobs in February. Pareto Principle. It's how the world works. 20% of the people own 80% of the land. 20% of my clients give me 80% of my sales. I bet if we studies it, we'd find that 20% of what happens to us gives us 80% of our memories. Technically, California only has 12% of the population, not 20%. 20% of the time, you get 80% of the point.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-11 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-11 Pub. Date: 2018-11-11
Image Number: 174713
Caption: How many people bought your new book, bruh? The Worlds Where They Never Stopped Minorities From Voting? So far it's doing well. I painstakingly went through every single election since ex-slaves won the right to vote … and matched polls and private journals with every recorded instance of voter suppression and every dirty trick from the moment reconstruction ended until today ... Several presidential races, dozens of Senate races, and hundreds of Congressional races would've turned out differently. Our nation's history would've been totally different if minorities were never robbed of their right to vote. It took me eighteen years of research and hard work to piece together alternate histories caused by each changed election outcome. Is there a alternate history where you done told me how many people bought your depressing book? It's doing well.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-03 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-03 Pub. Date: 2018-09-03
Image Number: 173879
Caption: I been thinkin' 'bout John McCain, bruh. How the whole country got together to worship him when he died. When he got captured, he tool it like nobody else alive prolly coulda taken it. Can't take that away from him. But he was wrong about a lot. He supported wars, invasions an' arms sales that got a lot of people slaughtered ... but then, so did America. An' that's why people love him. 'Cause if he still cool, that mean the rest of us still cool too. I think it was because of his sense of humor.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-14 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-14 Pub. Date: 2018-07-14
Image Number: 172718
Caption: At the refugee jail. Look on the bright side, little buddy. Now's your chance to get prison-ripped. What? I'm writing a new book in the "Randy's Manuals" series. It's called "The Alpha Male's Guide to Jail." Chapter six is all aobut using the two hours a day of yard-time to develop titanium buns. I'm not sure this'll be a best-seller. You kidding? We jail more people that any country in the entire world.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-10 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-10 Pub. Date: 2018-07-10
Image Number: 172713
Caption: Meanwhie, refugees from Canardville are making the most of it. Boss, I got your memo about these refugee blankets. Good. How many of them have we sold? None. We don't own them, Armstrong. WE can't sell what we don't own. Have I taught you nothing? A good businessman sells what he owns. A great businessman sells what he doesn't yet own and uses the loot to either buy it or flee to Cameroon. That doesn't sound right. Fine - Russia then.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-06 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-06 Pub. Date: 2017-05-06
Image Number: 157550
Caption: That was embarrassin', Lemont. I ain't never seen a brotha get hustled like that before. It's like you got no street training at all. What happened to erethang I taught you, bruh? A whole lifetime of lessons was just straight lost on you. I wanted 20 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. I really did. Keep tellin' yourself that.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-18 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-18 Pub. Date: 2016-02-18
Image Number: 139237
Caption: Hi, cutie. Hi back, "Vancouver." You recognized my voice! Of course I did. It's the only voice that makes my heart jump straight up into my throat. Aw, you're sweet. I was afraid you'd forgotten my voice, since we usually only text. I'm just calling to let you know about a wonderful new app that can make your voice sound like someone else's ... WHO is this?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-08 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-08 Pub. Date: 2016-01-08
Image Number: 137379
Caption: http://archive.org. Wayback Machine. Year: 1776. URL: Facebook.com/ThomasJefferson. Thomas Jefferson. About an hour ago. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Like 35. musketsam: You, sir, art a communist who knoweth aught about the way the world works. Thomas Jefferson: Communist? musketsam: You would have us believe all men are "equal." I suppose that means you also think all men should be given polar bears made of jelly beans and whatever else they want. Thomas Jefferson: If you are endeavoring to change my mind about all men being created equal, you are doing a good job of it. John Adams: LOL! John Smith: This is a good article. If you enjoyed this article as I did, you may also like this Wonderful Sale on Tomahawks I discovered. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-26).
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-12 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-12 Pub. Date: 2015-09-12
Image Number: 132206
Caption: twitter™ twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: "Capitalism is Destroying the World" on sale now at bookstores everywhere.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-30 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-30 Pub. Date: 2015-07-30
Image Number: 130317
Caption: Twitter™. Twitter.com/Candorville. @Candorville - I read your interview with your old roommate who joined ISIS. It was heart-breaking, cuz it reminded me of my own daughter who also ran away to join terrorists … instead of staying home and ordering the brand new cotton flavored grizzly bear treats from tinyurl.com/bxn8Lm6. The pope is right, Capitalism is getting out of control. Twitter™. Oh, how I loved my daughter.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-04 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-04 Pub. Date: 2014-08-04
Image Number: 114617
Caption: Hi, momma, it's me. How are you … No, it's not the paperboy, it's ME. So I've been meaning to ask you about my da … Yes, of COURSE I "sound familiar." It's ME. Momma, I called just last week! So this guilt trip is totally … (sigh) Yes, I'm sure I have the right number. A-Train. (Originally published on 2012-03-01).
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-18 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-18 Pub. Date: 2014-06-18
Image Number: 112731
Caption: Google. Gmail. Inbox (3). Starred. Sent Mail. Drafts. More. From. Subject. Received. 1. Groupon. Half off at Sofi Greek Massage & Murder Mystery dinner show. 11:43 pm. 2. Groupon. 51% off sausage + beanbag chair combo from Farhad's Megamart. 1:15 am. 3. Groupon. Half off protein shake shots + rooster sauce conditioner. 3:20 am. A deal's a deal. Purchase. (This cartoon was originally published on 5/9/2012).
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-13 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-13 Pub. Date: 2014-06-13
Image Number: 112324
Caption: Whachooneed, whachooneed … I got a toothpick, a sleeping cap an' some soymilk. What a coincidence! Why, just last night, I lost a sleeping cap at your place. Guess I'm lucky you have one for sale. The universe work in mysterious ways. That'll be $2. Give me back my sleeping cap. For free? What you is, a communist?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-14 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-14 Pub. Date: 2013-08-14
Image Number: 100291
Caption: Breaking news: The Boston Globe has been sold for $70 million. In more breaking news, The Washington Post has just been sold for $250 million. These sale prices are nowhere near the $1.1 billion a paper like the Globe pulled in just two decades ago. Why is that, Chuck? Well for one thing, "Breaking news" is reported much faster online than in print. Breaking news: a future king has just been born in Britain!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-22 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-22 Pub. Date: 2013-02-22
Image Number: 93619
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/candorville. @candorville - I read your tweet about wanting to live a more PRIVATE life. Twitter. Twitter.com/candorville. @candorville - I have some age-old wisdom about that passed down from my dear departed GRANDMA. Twitter. Twitter.com/candorville. @candorville - Buy a PRIVATE time share in Boca Raton. Visit tinyurl.com/bxn8Lm6 for details. What's the world coming to when you can't trust complete strangers with your private thoughts? Twitter. @candorville - I loved my GRANDMA so much.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-16 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-16 Pub. Date: 2012-11-16
Image Number: 89721
Caption: So all together we spent $6 billion on a two-year-long election … Dr. Noodle. Six billion spent on TV ads … Internet ads … Radio ads … And to end up with a Democratic president and divided Congress. You're frustrated that after all that, nothing's changed. I'm frustrated I didn't sell ad space on my kid's backpack. PhD. Fascinating.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-09 sale 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-09 Pub. Date: 2012-05-09
Image Number: 80533
Caption: Google. Gmail. Inbox (3). Starred. Sent Mail. Drafts. More. From. Subject. Received. 1. Groupon. Half off at Sofi Greek Massage & Murder Mystery dinner show. 11:43 pm. 2. Groupon. 51% off sausage + beanbag chair combo from Farhad's Megamart. 1:15 am. 3. Groupon. Half off protein shake shots + rooster sauce conditioner. 3:20 am. A deal's a deal. Purchase.
     
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