I need a bottle of wine for book group. Mom! Think about the example you are setting! You're right! We shouldn't drink in front of you. What example are you setting? Boxed wine is 70% more eco friendly. Wait! How do you know?
I thought you were writing an essay on values. I'm researching. I can't decide which major American moral philosopher to profile … "Smush him!" "Fit it in!" "The rules to live by: Shave last minute, tanning and the gym!" Snooki or the Situation? Tough call.