Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?
Let us give thanks! I give thanks for our turkey. Whose happy, free-range life was brutally ended .. So we can feel superior about eating "organic" … When we shouldn't be eating meat at all! Well! … I give thanks for the drumstick! Ahem … Hon-eeee?!! I give thanks ... for the right to remain silent! Let's eat!