Grampa, do you think dogs ever get sad? Of course. Roscoe looks kind of sad right now. Why is he sad? Who knows? Maybe he wishes he'd been born a golden retriever. Yeah, bit without the "retriever" part. I hate retrieving.
Opal, would you please retrieve the newspaper for me? Retrieve? What am I, a dog? I'm not a retriever! I'm sorry. That was a poor choice of words. Would you please FETCH the paper? I've never been good at choosing words.