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The Retirement Comic Strips

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21. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-17 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-17 Pub. Date: 2016-09-17
Image Number: 148490
Caption: Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-04 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-04 Pub. Date: 2016-08-04
Image Number: 146703
Caption: I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.
     
23. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2016-06-05 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2016-06-05 Pub. Date: 2016-06-05
Image Number: 142803
Caption: How many jobs have you had? Jobs? Well, let's see … Babysitter, cashier at the pool, server at the retirement home, library assistant and now I'm working with the Kidz. Why? Bookworm Club. To pool. Pool rules. Reader Leader. Kidz 1st. This says that up to age 40, Americans average a new job every 620 days. I guess that means a "job" becomes a "career" on day 621. I think a job becomes a career the minute you start counting the days to your vacation.
     
24. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2016-03-02 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2016-03-02 Pub. Date: 2016-03-02
Image Number: 139248
Caption: Okay … down the ramp, over the nursing home attendant and into the prune Jello. Furious 127.
     
25. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2016-02-03 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 137958
Caption: I rescued Toby. He's a retired greyhound racer. I rescued Larry. He's a retired Greyhound driver.
     
26. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2016-01-29 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2016-01-29 Pub. Date: 2016-01-29
Image Number: 138077
Caption: Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).
     
27. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-11-12 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-11-12 Pub. Date: 2015-11-12
Image Number: 133934
Caption: Hey wait … I'm still a pup! Why do I keep getting letters form AARF?
     
28. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-11-03 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-11-03 Pub. Date: 2015-11-03
Image Number: 133926
Caption: What's with the desk? I'm starting a hedge fund. I turn people's retirements into millions. Hedge Funds. I have a retirement savings. Can you turn mine into millions? Of course. It's just knowing the numbers. 24-16-08 32-40. Lotto.
     
29. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2015-05-02 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2015-05-02 Pub. Date: 2015-05-02
Image Number: 125547
Caption: Roland eases into retirement.
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-26 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-26 Pub. Date: 2015-03-26
Image Number: 124644
Caption: If you could go back in time ten years, but you couldn't come back, and you would not be ten years younger … would you do it? Only if I were an idiot. But if you went into the past, you could invest wisely and get rich. Yeah, but I'd die ten years earlier. We may only be decades away from figuring out how to end aging, or how to upload our consciousness to immortal android bodies. If I die ten years early, I might miss out on that. You know that stuff would only be for rich people, right? I've got $8,000 in an IRA.
     
31. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2015-03-24 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2015-03-24 Pub. Date: 2015-03-24
Image Number: 124487
Caption: REtirement Workshop Tonight. You're right, it does sound like an oxymoron!
     
32. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2015-03-11 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2015-03-11 Pub. Date: 2015-03-11
Image Number: 123377
Caption: Peter doesn't mind letting people know he's happily retired.
     
33. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2015-03-06 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2015-03-06 Pub. Date: 2015-03-06
Image Number: 123176
Caption: So how does it feel to retire after 40 years as a human cannonball?
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-16 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123051
Caption: I still can't believe Jon Stewart is quitting "The Daily Show." Why not? Ain't you never quit no job? Yes. … Wait, no. Wait, that's a double negative. Maybe even a triple. I don't know how to answer that. You open your mouth an let wind come out. For an intelligent dude there an awful lot you ain't be knowin'.
     
35. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-15 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-15 Pub. Date: 2014-12-15
Image Number: 120324
Caption: Boss, I just noticed on my paycheck that you've been withholding money to contribute to my 401kk. Isn't that supposed to be "401k"? Is "401kk" a typo? No, it's a retirement account. It's basically the same as a 401k. Only difference is, instead of your account being administered by an American, it's administered by a gentlemen in Kazakhstan, where I own a hideout ... I mean, a "time share." Ok, I was just checking.
     
36. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2014-12-07 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-12-07 Pub. Date: 2014-12-07
Image Number: 119694
Caption: I can't get no "Metamucil." It's time for the Rolling Stones to retire.
     
37. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-12 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-12 Pub. Date: 2014-10-12
Image Number: 116888
Caption: When I retire someday, I'll be too old to do all the things I love to do. When I retire someday, I'll have time to find new things to love.
     
38. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-21 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-21 Pub. Date: 2014-09-21
Image Number: 115916
Caption: I just can't stop getting ahead of myself, doc. The other day, I was on a job interview … Dr. Noodle. They're not going to call me back, doc. You don’t know that. When they asked if I had any questions, I asked how secure the retirement pension was. That's not too bad. I asked the interviewer if I could call her "Susan." Still not that bad. ... So you think it wasn't that big a deal when they noticed I'd put a few sandwiches in their refrigerator? ... Do you have any other job prospects? Yeah, but Susan looked at me funny when I asked her for a letter of reference.
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-16 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-16 Pub. Date: 2014-09-16
Image Number: 116479
Caption: Hello, I'm you, from the future. I've come back in time to ask you not to buy that Starbucks coffee tomorrow. If you just make your coffee at home from now on, I'll have tens of thousands of dollars more to retire with. Also, when a police officer tells you to leave the park bench and demands to see your ID, do NOT tell him "I know my rights." I don't care how many white people you saw doing that on YouTube, YOU'RE NOT THEM. Zzzzz.
     
40. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-09-08 retirement 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 115971
Caption: What's the matter, Earl? You look a little down. According to statistics, I have a better than fifty percent chance of living to the age of eighty-seven. What's wrong with that? I can't afford to live that long.
     
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