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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-15 |
| Image Number: |
171435 |
| Caption: |
What are you guys doing this summer? Lifeguarding at the pool. Internship. Retail. I need less-motivated friends. I won't let you down.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
54195 |
| Caption: |
Who wants to suggest our next book? This month is busy. Ditto. How about a poetry collection? Better yet? … A poem. If you want short writing with lots of white space … How about the Land's End catalog? L.L. Bean is more literary. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
170848 |
| Caption: |
Do you carry a book called "The Power of Positive Thinking"? No. Why not? I didn't think anybody would buy it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
170785 |
| Caption: |
Sale. This place only sells the base for soup, but it's usually spoiled. The "stock" market is causing lots of upset stomachs! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-08-17 |
| Image Number: |
16073 |
| Caption: |
Let's see, now - Who was next? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-19 |
| Image Number: |
53184 |
| Caption: |
Mmm … This catalog has great ideas for simplifying clutter. Let's see. Color-coordinated magazine holders, stackable bins, … High-efficiency closet systems and drawer organizers in wood, mesh or plastic. I can't afford that much simplicity. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jay Stephens Bob Weber, Jr. |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Oh, Brother! |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-20 |
| Image Number: |
58184 |
| Caption: |
Fragile. Shake! Shake! Wobble. I just read they don't want us in his store. Where did you read that? On their faces. Exit. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
166403 |
| Caption: |
Hello! Welcome to Haw-Mart! Traitor. Pardon? Working for this big retail giant! Personally, I shall never support this place! We've got a sale on protest signs. Can't hurt to look.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
166401 |
| Caption: |
Whoa! What the heck? Welcome to Haw-Mart. A sprawling retail behemoth with everything you need. And more importantly, everything you don’t need. Don't need this, but what a great price! That's the magic of Haw-Mart!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
165393 |
| Caption: |
A scout flake. Huh? Crystalline space. Invaders have sent it to survey the planet before their invasion. Soon there will be billions of 'em, grasping at everything with their icy tentacles. They'll destroy bus schedules, disrupt retail and manufacturing, close schools! Wait! What's this?! The resistance appears to be mobilizing. You're weird.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
164335 |
| Caption: |
Toys. Hey, kid, do me a favor. What is the price on my sign? $1.99. What?! They marked me down again?! You're inferior and they just want to be rid of you. What do you know about it, you long-necked freak?! You were made in a sweatshop in Bangladesh. And you smell. I, on the other hand, was handcrafted in Vermont and retail for $19.95. Why you ... ! I'll show you handcrafted! There's a trade war brewing in the toy aisle.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
14935 |
| Caption: |
Should you decide to return it, you can still keep the complimentary beach ball. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-15 |
| Image Number: |
162406 |
| Caption: |
My bad mood is over! Mine just started!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
159734 |
| Caption: |
Could someone in the "beyond" dept. open the airlock. Bed Bath & Beyond.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rina Piccolo |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Tina's Groove |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
158750 |
| Caption: |
Tina, they're taking applications at Sam's Department Store today! I can't. Today I'm baking a rhubarb pie based on a Civil War-era recipe. Wow. When did the war "wow" become so judgmental?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-20 |
| Image Number: |
157033 |
| Caption: |
Big Box Store.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
156113 |
| Caption: |
Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
50085 |
| Caption: |
I'll wait here. What do you want in a mattress? On that helps me fall asleep fast. Then this is your bed. Only $1,250. For a few hundred bucks more, this super sleeper is great. Comfy. How about that one. It's the $400 econo brand. I figured. ZZZZ. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
153560 |
| Caption: |
Trump Logs. Beg your pardon? It says they're like Lincoln Logs, except made of solid gold. Only forty-eight thousand dollars. That's fifty percent off suggested retail. Wow, what parent wouldn't jump at THAT offer? Ooo … and free shipping.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
152695 |
| Caption: |
I'd like to return this calendar I got for Christmas, please. Of course. I'll never use it. Paper calendars are like pencils or stationery -- they're relics from a bygone age. We can give store credit. What am I going to do with credit at the calendar store? We also sell paper and pencils.
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