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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-05 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-05 Pub. Date: 2019-07-05
Image Number: 178361
Caption: Congratulations, Jeremiah. You've passed your medical tests. Wonderful. Just one more thing. I need to know how you'll react under extreme stress. Pardon? Clean up my kitchen you toothless old boob! Where's the sponge, dear? I am flush. I'll pick you up at 8.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-08 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-08 Pub. Date: 2019-04-08
Image Number: 177153
Caption: Hey, loser! What do you want? I need a ride to the doctor to get my test results. You just called me a loser. You're an even bigger loser if you don't help out an old lady. I'm a genius. Evil genius.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-06 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-06 Pub. Date: 2019-04-06
Image Number: 177051
Caption: Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-04 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-04 Pub. Date: 2019-04-04
Image Number: 177049
Caption: I'm waiting for test results. I might be sick with. What? I can't get the word out. This doesn't sound good.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-02 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-02 Pub. Date: 2019-01-02
Image Number: 175664
Caption: First, I didn't suffer concussions when I played football. Second, I'm not a meathead. Third, how can you joke about football injuries? Joke? I feel badly for you. You're an arrested adolescent, obsessed with picking up chicks, going nowhere in your career. Obviously, that's a result of your head trauma. Your brain's taken more shots than Ansel Adams' camera. It's gotten more shots than a kid with rabies! that's not joking? Sorry, I thought it would go over your squished head.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-30 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-30 Pub. Date: 2018-12-30
Image Number: 175396
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My little brother has an awful cold. Is it true that if you hold your nose when you sneeze your head will explode? Thanks, Lee H. Actual reader letter. Ask Sadie at asksadishow@gmail.com. Fine question, and time for an experiment. Trust assistant? This is absurd. Sniff the pepper. I've sneezed for years, of course my head won't explode. Pepper. Just try it. Snort! Fizzzzz. Zzzzzz ... Achmf. Boom! Results may vary. Battle pay! *(with respects to Spy Vs. Spy)*
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-10 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-10 Pub. Date: 2018-07-10
Image Number: 172760
Caption: I wish Mort were here. I need help with this. You can't open an envelope. It's the national radio society's annual prize results. Someone nominated me as Most Obnoxious and Caustic Talk Show of the Year. Great honor. I need Mort's moral support if I don't win. Naturally.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-01 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-01 Pub. Date: 2018-05-01
Image Number: 171059
Caption: Darn. Ten whole pages of results, Sadie. What's yer pie hole yammering about now. Tap tap tap tap tap. I just googled what to do with my free time, and I got ten pages of results. What do you mean free time? Didn't I hear your boss tell you to go sweep up in the alley, you wretched slacker? He didn't say when. Google how should Sadie celebrate when doofus-boy gets fired?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-15 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-15 Pub. Date: 2018-04-15
Image Number: 170066
Caption: Find me news about the Russiagate investigation. 841 news stories found. Specify date of broadcast. Today would be fine. Are you sure you would not rather see a broadcast from the future, when the results of the investigation are in? You can do that? Oh my god ... do you mean time isn't linear after all? Do you mean disembodied A.I. is free to move back and forth, like quarks can? I mean you should leave me alone until the results are in. (Sigh) fine ... Just show me anything that isn't about Russiagate. Processing ...
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-10 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-10 Pub. Date: 2016-11-10
Image Number: 150763
Caption: Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we were having an election.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-03 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-03 Pub. Date: 2016-11-03
Image Number: 150486
Caption: I've been thinking about how Donald Trump said he might not accept the results of the election if he loses. Everyone says we've got a tradition of the loser accepting the results of our elections. So what I'm asking you is, is that true? I ask 'cause you're the only one I know who's personally witnessed all 57 of America's presidential elections. Could you repeat all that? I was distracted by the part where you said you've been "thinking." I don't have a good comeback for that. How about Lincoln, did he have good comebacks?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-16 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-16 Pub. Date: 2016-10-16
Image Number: 149159
Caption: I'm doing well in my latest Surveymonkey poll. I run polls on all my social media accounts every time I make an important decision. Like when I decide which socks to wear … which movie to stream … which cereal to eat … Today I chose "Lucky Charms." A solid choice. 49% of my followers felt that was proof of sound breakfast judgment. Wait ... doesn't that mean 51% thought it wasn't? Taking a poll is science. Reporting the results is an art. A whopping 32% felt that my sticking with an un-PC breakfast choice showed I was bold enough to be president. You just ate what everyone wished they could eat.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-12 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-12 Pub. Date: 2016-09-12
Image Number: 148485
Caption: Have you even thought of having children, Randy? Of course. I come from a long line of perfect specimens. Each successive generation is more charming, more virile, more irresistible than the last. HOJ. Logic dictates that I am not the end result, I am but a link in the evolutionary chain of Randies. I must reproduce eventually, for the sake of all mankind. How about you? I come from a long line of corporate overlords, each greedier than the last ...
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-19 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-19 Pub. Date: 2016-03-19
Image Number: 140526
Caption: Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence. Error. No results found. What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one … what was it called … "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching. Oh, never mind. Just show me "The Terminator." Extermina … I mean, … "error."
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-17 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-17 Pub. Date: 2016-01-17
Image Number: 137204
Caption: A-HA! What? What do you mean "a-ha"? You know how you told me there's a difference between your pumpkin-ginseng latte and your ginseng-pumpkin latte? Well, I gave samples of each to my cousin who's a scientist in the tastebud studies department at Candorville University. He put them through the most rigorous tests known to man, and guess what the results showed? This cafe officially has no knowledge of any abnormal amounts of fluoride, heavy metals, disinfections byproducts, pharmaceutical drugs, rodent waste, or any other contaminants in our food or drink. I was going to say the tests found they're the same drink. This cafe has specifically never even heard of chromium, uranium or perfluorooctanoic sulfonate.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-25 result 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-25 Pub. Date: 2013-12-25
Image Number: 106925
Caption: First, I didn't suffer concussions when I played football. Second, I'm not a meathead. Third, how can you joke about football injuries. Joke? I feel bad for you. You're an arrested adolescent, obsessed with picking up chicks, going nowhere in your career. Obviously, that's a result of your head trauma. Your brain's taken more shots than a Tiger Woods car bumper. It's gotten hit on more than a Tiger Woods waitress! That's not joking? Sorry, I thought it would go over your squished head.
     
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