How come you always depict men as jerks? As a man I resemble, I mean resent that! Why don't you have some good male characters, huh? Or do you preserve your reputation as a vitriolic man-hating bitch?! Erase erase erase erase. Draw draw draw draw. Prince Charming. I think your depiction of me is right on! Voila!
Guess what! I saw (insert celebrity name here), the famous movie star, going into a restaurant downtown! Ohmigod! Isn't she splitting up with (insert celebrity name here), the famous pop star?! She's a bitch!! Did you see her last video? A bomb!! Well, I hear she's been seeing (insert celebrity name here), the famous T.V. star!! Like ohmigod!! Does that mean he's gonna divorce (insert celebrity name here), the famous spokesmodel?! Would you two shutup about celebrities?! Celebrities aren't real! They're consumer products! Their "lives" are packaged for mass-consumption to get you glued to the "popular media" and exposed to ever more advertising! And you're emotionally involved with them than with your own real lives and relationships! Sheesh! Ohmigod! Wasn't that Nina (tm) the famous cartoon character?! I hear she's dating Elvis the famous postage stamp!