I may not be the greatest husband in the world … I may not be the most helpful, or the most thoughtful … maybe I'm not always considerate or reliable, but … but … Oh, shoot! I know I was going somewhere with this!
Earl, two days ago I asked you to do one simple thing … Clean up this mess you made on the couch. Hey, I may not be the neatest, or most helpful, or most reliable guy in the world, but … I forgot where I was going with this. Can you bring me a soda?