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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-13 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-13 Pub. Date: 2019-10-13
Image Number: 179803
Caption: The other day, my little girl insisted that our dog was a horse. Dr. Noodle. So I took her to a ranch and showed her a real horse. She said This is a horsey? Then … our doggie is a doggie. That evening, we had dinner with my dad. He said The President has never lied. That shocked me. So I pulled up the Washington Post's list of over 12,000 lies the President's told. He dismissed it all as fake news, called reporters Enemies of the people, and said Jeff Bezos and everyone who buys from Amazon are of questionable citizenship. I still don't think it's wide of you to refuse to talk to anyone older than three from now on. Do you happen to know any toddlers with a psychiatric degree.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-17 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-17 Pub. Date: 2019-03-17
Image Number: 176613
Caption: Dear journalist, I am offended by your biased hit-piece condemning so-called Fake News. You wrote … some of these sites main sources seem to be their rear ends. Who are YOU to say what's fake and what's real? I don't know that your sources are any more real than my rear end. I know my rear end. I trust my rear end. you, one the other hand, are a total stranger to me. There's an old saying, doofus: Trust is in the eye of the beholder. That's actually Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oh, I suppose one of your sources told you that? Sad! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-14 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-14 Pub. Date: 2019-01-14
Image Number: 175840
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? Jasmine barns, the little black girl who was killed in a shooting. When the police said the suspect was a white man, I was shaken. I was scared. I was afraid it was one more example of racism getting out of control in America. But when the police later said no, the real killer were black ... I felt ... I felt ... relief. That's normal, Lemont. Don't be too hard on yourself. How bad off are we when we can think Oh good, it's just normal gun violence.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-02 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-02 Pub. Date: 2017-12-02
Image Number: 165422
Caption: There's a lot of bad news. It's making me a little depressed. C-Dogs Incredibly Bad Advice $2. That one easy, bruh. Ere'time you hear news you don't like, call it "fake." They say someone you like did wrong? Must be fake. They say your car cause pollution? Must be fake. They say you got cancer. Fake fake fake. The ancient Buddhists say reality all in our heads, or some spit like that there. I'll give it a try.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-09 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-09 Pub. Date: 2017-10-09
Image Number: 163628
Caption: I was part of the press pool covering the president's visit to Puerto Rico. I covered the whole thing. The part where he gave his own response an A+ … the part where he threw supplies as if they were prizes at desperate survivors … the part where he told Puerto Ricans they were costing us a lot of money ... the part where he said it wasn't a "real" catastrophe like Hurricane Katrina ... the part where he said that finger the crowd used must be the Puerto Rican equivalent of a "thumbs-up" ... How come the article you wrote about it was called "Nailed It."?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-24 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-24 Pub. Date: 2017-09-24
Image Number: 162394
Caption: I can't shake the feeling that nothing is really real, doc. Dr. Noodle. I just got my doctorate in history. And I watch the news every day. And I've started feeling like I've wasted my whole life studying things that never happened. I mean, if everything I see happening right now is "fake," how am I supposed to trust history? How am I supposed to know that Mussolini or Napoleon or Genghis Khan or Robespierre or Caligula were ever really all that bad? Maybe all the journalists and scribes who chronicled their reigns were part of an age-old fake-news conspiracy dating all the way back to the days of Peisistratos? I see. When exactly did these doubts begin? Oh, about 546 B.C.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-19 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-19 Pub. Date: 2017-03-19
Image Number: 155130
Caption: Dear "journalist," I am offended by your biased hit-piece condemning so-called "Fake News." You wrote " … some of these sites' main sources seem to be their rear ends." Who are YOU to say what's fake and what's real? I don't know that your "sources" are any more "real" than my rear end. I know my rear end. I trust my rear end. You, on the other hand, are a total stranger to me. There's an old saying, doofus: "Truth is in the eye of the beholder." That's actually "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Oh, I suppose one of your "sources" told you that? Sad!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-16 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143332
Caption: Wha - ?? Who's there? I'm Prince … Oh. I guess it's really real, then. What's really real? You … um … haven't been watching the news have you? I've been busy creating. Why, what happened?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-27 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-27 Pub. Date: 2016-03-27
Image Number: 140573
Caption: I got a cousin in Flint, Michigan, bruh. He say I could buy a house for $2. You wanna go in on this with me? Between us, we could buy like 500 houses. Yeah, there are lots of reasons for that, Clyde. For instance … haven't you been watching the news? A whole generation of children in Flint has been poisoned by lead in the water, and it may have caused a fatal disease outbreak. Yeh, but that only affect people that use water, bruh. I've been meaning to say, I think you drink WAY too much Pepsi. For a $2 house, I'll bathe in it, too.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-04 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-04 Pub. Date: 2015-08-04
Image Number: 130584
Caption: Did you hear, Clyde? It's looking more and more like the EM drive may actually work! It could get from earth to the moon in four hours. It could reach Mars in 70 days. It could reach the nearest star in just 100 years! Don't you see? This is the "impulse drive" from Star Trek! This is the "Epstein drive" from The Expanse, only it's real! It could be the most important development in human history. Yet everyone's still talking about Donald Trump. When you talk geek, it make me physically ill, bruh.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-12 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-12 Pub. Date: 2015-03-12
Image Number: 123671
Caption: Everything's good. I'm happy, doctor. Excellent! That's great news! As long as your happiness is genuine. As long as it's not actually denial, or as long as it doesn't cause you to become complacent. M.A. Nope. Genuine happiness over here. Let's schedule an extra session a week so we can find out if that's the case.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-14 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-14 Pub. Date: 2013-12-14
Image Number: 104852
Caption: This just in: there seems to be a concerted multi-state effort to make it harder for the poor to vote. Click. Thug 4 Life. This Side Up. … Strong possibility that scientists have discovered signs of living organisms thriving in the clouds of the planet Venus. Click. ... Incoming hurricane is headed straight for our house How to save your. Click. Last time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta ... " Mun mun mun -
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-01 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-01 Pub. Date: 2009-06-01
Image Number: 34731
Caption: Liberals 9/11 whine 9/11 about 9/11 so-called torture 9/11… …But 9/11 the enhanced interrogations were 9/11 not "torture" 9/11, and even if 9/11 they were, who 9/11 gives a… Click. This is a REAL football uniform. …The kind that MEN wore. Cosby break.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-08 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-08 Pub. Date: 2007-12-08
Image Number: 20126
Caption: Tonight's top story: Day eight, and still no news coverage of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Let's go to our senior bimbologist. Brandon? It's chaos, Wolf. Several rehab clinics have already shut their doors… ..and many experts fear that I may have to start reporting on real news. Shocking.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-04 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-06 Pub. Date: 2005-12-04
Image Number: 12394
Caption: I'm Bob Roberts. Today on the Sunday morning political show, the hot topic is the indictment of White House official Scooter Libby for perjury. Here to represent the republican contention that perjury and obstruction of justice are no big deal and not worth prosecuting, is republican Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison. Representing the opposite argument, we have Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison from the year 1999 when she zealously backed the impeachment of President Bill Clinton for perjury. Bob, my younger self has it all wrong. Perjury is just a technicality prosecutors use when they can't prove any real crime happened. I disagree honesty is they lynchpin of our criminal justice system. Perjury must be punished harshly or we're all doomed. With all due respect, Bob, my older self is a partisan hypocrite. And my younger self is a conniving fanatic!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-03-17 real news 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-21 Pub. Date: 2005-03-17
Image Number: 9942
Caption: The bad news is, the kitchen's very small....
     
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