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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-28 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-28 Pub. Date: 2018-04-28
Image Number: 170824
Caption: I told you we should've held on to the cardboard box until the housing market picked back up. Need $ 4 shelter.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-18 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-18 Pub. Date: 2018-02-18
Image Number: 167988
Caption: When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre came along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to launder tons of loot for them ... and then maybe I'd run for high office so I could repay the bank by giving it a waiter exempting it from paying some huge fine, and maybe be able to use my office to repay the mafia somehow too. Y'know ... sometimes when we're jealous, we rewrite history and actually believe I thought of that first. Oh, no, I've been laundering money for year - wait, this whole thing is confidential, right?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-16 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-16 Pub. Date: 2017-04-16
Image Number: 156261
Caption: I read your article about the "Russian-y Hall" scandal. I have a question. Fire away, Susan. Why "Russian-y Hall"? Why not "Russiagate"? That's your question? Not "How did you find out all that info about Trump's staffers colluding with Russia?" Not "How did you get all those interviews with the Russians who bought hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of Trump real estate in Florida?" (Sigh) ... Fine ... The Trump scandals are more reminiscent of the 19th century Tammany Hall corruption than they are of Watergate. I explained all that in the first paragraph. I thought you said you read the article! Well, I sort of didn't go any further than the "Russian-y Hall or Russian-Pot Dome?" headline.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-18 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-18 Pub. Date: 2016-09-18
Image Number: 147977
Caption: Donald Trump is right: It's totally unfair and disgusting to point out that the KKK and other white nationalist groups support him. The fact that horrible bigots support him doesn't mean that Trump himself is a horrible bigot. There are plenty of non-hate-related reasons why they might be supporting him. Like what? Maybe they support him because he retweets them all the time. Everyone likes to be retweeted. How come in the '70s, his real estate company would tell blacks and Puerto Ricans no apartments were available but whites were shown available ones? Just 'cause he retweets bigots and hires bigots doesn't mean he's a bigot. Do you ever retweet stuff you don't agree with?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-31 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-31 Pub. Date: 2016-07-31
Image Number: 145874
Caption: Hello, Mr. Dogg. My hingoa is "Richie." I am calling from illustrious Tonga Tech Alumni Association. You achieved your degree at our online university. Got my doctorate, fool. Get it right. We would like for to extend to you the invitation to now pursue your double doctorate. For a low low price of only $150 U.S. dollars per day you can take your Tonga Tech educationals to the ultimate level in only six weeks. Whatchyall got in your extra-doctorate program, bruh? C-Dog time is valuable. I ain't got six weeks for you, not unless your curriculum is bangin'. We've got very many programs of some sort that will allow you to call yourself "Double Doctor." ... such as a doctorate in real estate management, taught by cardboard cutout of Donald Trump. Lemme think about it. "Double Doctor Dogg" got a ring to it.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-02 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-02 Pub. Date: 2016-07-02
Image Number: 145233
Caption: I own several properties, bruh. I got a booth in a recording studio I won in a game of dominoes, I got my apartment I won in a game of dice … I got 42 houses I bought in Flint, MI, for $28 … Whachoo think America would say 'bout me if I ran for president, held events at my own properties, an' then used people' campaign donations to pay myself $1 million in rent? They'd just say the same thing they say about Trump, that's it's perfectly legal. Thelma Jr. Bruh, have you met America?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-09 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-09 Pub. Date: 2016-04-09
Image Number: 141506
Caption: I told you we should've found a cardboard box before the housing market picked back up. Need $ 4 shelter. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-04-19).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-27 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-27 Pub. Date: 2016-03-27
Image Number: 140573
Caption: I got a cousin in Flint, Michigan, bruh. He say I could buy a house for $2. You wanna go in on this with me? Between us, we could buy like 500 houses. Yeah, there are lots of reasons for that, Clyde. For instance … haven't you been watching the news? A whole generation of children in Flint has been poisoned by lead in the water, and it may have caused a fatal disease outbreak. Yeh, but that only affect people that use water, bruh. I've been meaning to say, I think you drink WAY too much Pepsi. For a $2 house, I'll bathe in it, too.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-03 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-03 Pub. Date: 2015-01-03
Image Number: 120836
Caption: Being all alone in the our part of the galaxy isn't so bad, Susan. Maybe we won't be able to visit intelligent aliens in my lifetime. But on the other hand ... That means we've got all this real estate to ourselves. We build all the timeshares we want on Gliese 832C without displacing even a single native Gliesian. Silver linings are as abundant as planets. A future free of colonial guilt is a pretty great thing.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-19 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-19 Pub. Date: 2014-04-19
Image Number: 110111
Caption: I told you we should've found a cardboard box before the housing market picked back up. NEED $ FOR SHELTER.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-09 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-09 Pub. Date: 2011-10-09
Image Number: 66121
Caption: Dr. Noodle. I earn as much as my brother, and he just bought a house. So I tried to buy one too only to find out I can't, because I'm self-employed. And lenders now won't give a mortgage because all my legitimate business deductions make it look like my income is a lot smaller than it really is. So I have two choices. Give up my business and get a full-time job, or stop taking deductions and owe the IRS $20 grand. Hmmm ... I see. Or I can get a cosigner. Well, it appears our time is up. It's only been two minutes. Speaking of which, how's your credit score?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-12 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-12 Pub. Date: 2008-10-12
Image Number: 27225
Caption: Let's play house. You pretend the bank foreclosed on your home, and I'll challenge your right to vote 'cause you no longer have a local address.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-01 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-01 Pub. Date: 2008-09-01
Image Number: 26378
Caption: Realty Ville. I'm sorry, you won't be able to buy a house. What?! Why? Is it my credit score? My income? No, no… It's just that John McCain's already bought them all. Get it? 'Cause the McCains own a bunch of hou-- NOT A FAN OF THE POLITICAL HUMOR!!!
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-14 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-14 Pub. Date: 2007-10-14
Image Number: 18930
Caption: Let's play house. I'll get a subprime loan for a house we can't afford, and you pack our stuff for when it's repossessed.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-29 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-05 Pub. Date: 2006-04-29
Image Number: 13624
Caption: I'm re-thinking my whole business plan, Susan. Selling fake Botox outta my trenchcoat in that alley over there may not be the best idea. You mean because of all those reports about people dying after using fake Botox? I mean because that alley over there gets much more foot traffic.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-25 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-27 Pub. Date: 2005-12-25
Image Number: 12590
Caption: War without end, federal agents abusing the Patriot Act to ready my journal without my permission, outrageous gas prices, skyrocketing housing prices, hundreds of thousands of jobs lost or outsourced and a White House that tortures war prisoners. Oh, and then there's rejection by the New Yorker, bad dates and a receding hairline. Dios mio, Lemont. And you did you get for Christmas, Clyde? Socks from momma. Oh, I also got unaffordable health care.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-22 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-24 Pub. Date: 2005-09-22
Image Number: 11649
Caption: Dag, Lemont --- While I was away in jail I got evicted. I'm homeless, fool! There gots to be a law against evicting people just 'cause they got sent to jail and couldn't pay rent. I need a lawyer -- I'ma sue that %$#@ for everything she owns. Clyde, you live with your momma. Not anymore. Ain't you listenin'?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-07 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-04-07 Pub. Date: 2005-04-07
Image Number: 10122
Caption: This is a wake-up call for Lemont Brown. You're in too much debt. You have too many credit cards……
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-03-14 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-21 Pub. Date: 2005-03-14
Image Number: 9939
Caption: Alger Real Estate -- Mr. Horatio speaking. I'm unable to take your call at the moment......
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-03-15 real estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-21 Pub. Date: 2005-03-15
Image Number: 9940
Caption: Why do you keep asking me if I want to look at something "cheaper"? Are you discriminating against me because I'm Mexican? ....
     
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