Bad, bad dog! The cat did it. Dogs who raid the refrigerator and make messes get to sit outside and think about what they've done. The cat did it! I am very disappointed in you! The cat did it! That's what I like about dogs. They always look guilty, whether they are or not.
Earl! Knock it off!! What's he doing? Grampa's battling that big squirrel that keeps raiding our garden. Oh, no! Now the squirrel is chasing grampa around the yard. When you get rabies, Earl, don't you come running to me!