Where've you been, Nelson? Outside with grampa. Oh? What were you doing with grampa? He was telling me about when he was a kid. Your grampa is quite a raconteur. Yeah, I guess so. He looks even more like a raccoon when he wears his dark sunglasses.
This morning I saw a raccoon in the backyard. It was the same raccoon I saw last year. I know because he had on a mask and his name was Roberto. So I called out, "Hey, Roberto! How's it going?" But he pretended he didn’t hear me. He was probably still embarrassed about the mess he made of the garbage last year.