Uh-oh. Here comes Melody Harper. Assume battle positions. Eco club. Reusable bags. Plastic. Hi, Melody! Want an eco-bag? How lame. I only use reusable bags. It's called a purse! They sometimes last an entire fashion season. Or at least half of a "Gossip Girl" episode. Plastic.
Where did you get all those reusable bags, Nana? From my donations to the Clean Air Group. The Land Conservancy, the Organic Food Bank and others. Plus…I've got ten more appeal letter here. I can't afford to be an environmentalist!
I have a present for you, Nana. Why, thank you, Twig. It's a reusable bag our eco-club is selling. How nice. I'll put it with the others. Wow. Talk about excess baggage.