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21. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-26 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-26 Pub. Date: 2011-04-26
Image Number: 60244
Caption: Lemont, you shouldn't have stopped taking your antipsychotic medicine. But I have to testify in my custody hearing. I have to tell the judge all about the great times Lionel and I have together, but I can't remember any of them. The meds make me forgetful! You already said that. I ... I did? Sorry, a little therapist's joke.
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-25 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-25 Pub. Date: 2011-04-25
Image Number: 60243
Caption: Lemont … Lemont … Whuh … Whozere? Lemont … I'm running out. It's getting bored … I need you to keep your promise. Momma? Lemont, you must … "momma"? Do I sound like a woman to you? As cryptic, disembodied voices go, you're kinda high-pitched. And that's when you asked your Star Trek pin if it thought it was a mistake to stop taking your antipsychotic medicine? After it stopped nagging me.
     
23. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-10 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-10 Pub. Date: 2011-04-10
Image Number: 59402
Caption: Do you really think Kelly is capable of loving you? Huh? Kelly says all the right things to make you feel she needs you and understands you better than anyone ever could. That she's your "soul mate." She makes you feel alive. That's why you stubbornly ignore all the signs that show she odes not love you. She's using you to fulfill her own need for power and control. That's why every time you show her she's got you, she gets bored or annoyed and stops talking to you. Make no mistake, when she's not talking with you, she's seducing other people. The act of winning a man's unconditional love is the ultimate high, for her. It makes HER feel alive. She'll be back as soon as she tires of them or thinks she's losing you. But i text her every to tell her she's losing me, and she still hasn't come back.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-03 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-03 Pub. Date: 2011-04-03
Image Number: 59018
Caption: Kelly called. She told me she was finally ready to be with me. She asked me to marry her. I told her "No, you've hurt me too much." and I hung up and swore I'd never answer another phone call from her again. She called dozens of times after that. I answered every time. She told me she was sorry for hurting me all year, and said she can't live without me. She was so in love with me. It broke down the wall I'd built around my heart, and I fell back in love with her. I told her I would consider marrying her if she could go six months without breaking my heart again. Then she didn't return any of my calls for two whole months. I swore I would NEVER, EVER answer another phone call from that woman again! Good! Today, she e-mailed me. I answered that because it wasn't a phone call. Fascinating.
     
25. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-27 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-27 Pub. Date: 2011-01-27
Image Number: 56622
Caption: You're doubling my antipsychotic dosage? It's for your own good, Lemont. It won't help your custody dispute if you stand up in court … … and say you believe your ex is an evil, 400-year-old vampire who's using you and your son to fulfill an ancient prophecy and rule the world. What if I say it more ... diplomatically? Fascinating.
     
26. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-26 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-26 Pub. Date: 2011-01-26
Image Number: 56621
Caption: We're going to have to up your dosage of antipsychotics. The strain of the custody battle is causing you to relapse. UP them? No, I want to stop taking them all together! They make me forgetful, and they … … um … … something else. Fascinating.
     
27. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-24 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-24 Pub. Date: 2011-01-24
Image Number: 56619
Caption: I think dreams are about wish fulfillment. Even the negative ones. We either wish things WOULD happen, or we wish they WOULDN'T happen. Our dreams tell us everything we want to know about our fears, our desires, our wishes. I dreamt that instead of running out of the clock so you can bill me more, you actually let me talk about the dream I had last night. We're out of time. Would you like to schedule another session to discuss that?
     
28. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-18 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-18 Pub. Date: 2011-01-18
Image Number: 56434
Caption: There's too much political violence. On both sides. See?! For the past 40 years, politically-motivated violence in America - against lawmakers, ministers, radio hosts, gays, doctors, you name it … has been mostly one-sided! We can't address the problem if SHE keeps making false equivalencies. It's like a doctor saying "Why should we remove your tumor? You also have a bunion." Ok ... it HAS been one-sided. ... On BOTH sides. AAAAARRGHH!!!
     
29. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-02 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-02 Pub. Date: 2011-01-02
Image Number: 55688
Caption: It started with my mother. She said "You can be anything you want to be." So I decided to be an elephant. My mother was very supportive, took me to the zoo every day to study. But then when I got to kindergarten, the teacher told me it wasn't possible for me to be an elephant. And that's when your mother decided to home-school you. Turns out being an elephant isn't a very marketable skill.
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-26 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-26 Pub. Date: 2010-12-26
Image Number: 55461
Caption: My new year's resolution is to finally get over Kelly. Last year, I was all wrapped up in her … but this year it's gonna be all me, baby! That's good! You need to reconnect with who you are. I resolve to stop wondering where she is and what she's doing. ... and with whom. I resolve to stop wondering why she never gave me the happiness she kept promising me. Ok, then let's move on to talk ... I resolve to stop wondering why she toyed with my emotions for a whole year. Fascinating. Does that mean you think there's still hope for us?
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-05 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-05 Pub. Date: 2010-12-05
Image Number: 54756
Caption: Kelly used to always say she didn't deserve me … that she was bad for me. I see. Did you acknowledge that Kelly knew herself better than you did, and BELIEVE her? Or did you patronizingly think you knew her better than she knew herself … … and wasted months of your life trying to convince her she was wrong about who she is? And did you realize that if she WAS wrong about who she is, that meant she didn't truly know herself? Dear God! THAT'S why I wanted her so much! Because she DIDN'T know herself! That way, I could shape her into the companion I wanted her to be! I'M CURED! Not yet, I still have two car payments.
     
32. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-13 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-13 Pub. Date: 2010-11-13
Image Number: 53961
Caption: I think this whole session's been very one-sided, all about her needs … … Well, what about MY needs? Nonsense. We've spent the whole hour talking about what you need to do. You're not a very good listener. I need you to be a better listener.
     
33. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-12 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-12 Pub. Date: 2010-11-12
Image Number: 53960
Caption: Sasha Mitchell, my "one who got away" from college, just Facebooked me. I'm not sure I should write back. You can either use this Sasha Mitchell as a drug to help distract you from your disastrous relationship with your evil ex … … or you can take time to really examine your life and figure out what YOU need in order to have a happy, healthy relationship. There are lots of good drugs. Aspirin ... Tums ... Fascinating.
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-11 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-11 Pub. Date: 2010-11-11
Image Number: 53959
Caption: Doc, I don't think the medicine you gave me is working. My … visions … are returning. I keep imagining Roxanne is an evil vampire who used me to father a child, in order to fulfill an ancient prophecy, become a daywalker, and conquer the world. And I keep imagining some guy named Saxon Kenchu is her half-human, half-vampire son who tried to help me defeat her but ended up suffering a fate worse than death. I warned you the Flintstones antipsychotic chewables might not work. BUT I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS!
     
35. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-10 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-10 Pub. Date: 2010-11-10
Image Number: 53958
Caption: Life isn't fair, Lemont. I'm a mumblety-five-year-old man, Doc, you don't have to tell me that. I think I do, because you seem to think being a good person means bad things shouldn't happen to you. But life is about learning to appreciate the bad things ... because they make the good so much more special. I'm gonna be up to my $%# in SPECIAL by the time I'm mumblety-six. You might want to get that mole checked!
     
36. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-09 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-09 Pub. Date: 2010-11-09
Image Number: 53957
Caption: What's causing my depression? Well, for one, my evil ex-fiancee, who I'm suing for custody. Let's explore exactly how she's mean to you. … and my deadbeat lawyer who's disappeared without a trace just when I need him. Let's explore how he ABANDONED you. ... And my boss won't give me a raise. I'm broke and Roxanne's got old money ... how can I compete with that in court? Let's explore your boss' heartless decision. ... And you had me committed to a sanitarium, so now the judge'll think I'm nuts. It doesn't help to point fingers.
     
37. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-08 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-08 Pub. Date: 2010-11-08
Image Number: 53956
Caption: Dr. Noodle. Why do bad things happen to me? I'm a good person. I pay my taxes, I donate blood, I help little old ladies cross the street … … But I end up with an evil ex-fiancee, a friend who leaches off me, a receding hairline … Is this a bad time to tell you I'm raising my hourly fee? From now on the little old ladies are on their own!
     
38. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-07 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-07 Pub. Date: 2010-11-07
Image Number: 53696
Caption: Dr. Noodle. So what brings you to therapy? A cab. Very funny. Why's that funny? Huh? You think my not being able to afford a car is funny? No, I think … You think standing out there for an hour while cab after cab passed me by - for obvious reasons - is funny? ... I'm just messin' with you, dawg. I walked here. Oh. Hey heh. ... So, why are you here? it all started with the Big Bang ...
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-06 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-06 Pub. Date: 2010-11-06
Image Number: 53695
Caption: He won't take out the trash. Not true. Dr. Noodle Couples' Counseling. Why, just the other day I took your mother to dinner. Heh heh … She doesn't get it. … and neither will you. Let's go another hour.
     
40. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-23 psychiatric 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-23 Pub. Date: 2010-10-23
Image Number: 53250
Caption: The holidays are just around the corner, and it's making me so @#$% depressed, Doc. The economy's so bad I had to lay off twelve elves … and now slave labor in Outsourcistan is picking up the slack. Couldn't afford to pay for their health insurance? Not just that. I'd slashed their pay already ... ... So they were going hungry. Started to look at Blitzen the wrong way.
     
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