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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-12 progeny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-12 Pub. Date: 2016-09-12
Image Number: 148485
Caption: Have you even thought of having children, Randy? Of course. I come from a long line of perfect specimens. Each successive generation is more charming, more virile, more irresistible than the last. HOJ. Logic dictates that I am not the end result, I am but a link in the evolutionary chain of Randies. I must reproduce eventually, for the sake of all mankind. How about you? I come from a long line of corporate overlords, each greedier than the last ...
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-28 progeny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-28 Pub. Date: 2016-06-28
Image Number: 145235
Caption: I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy. I think you've had one too many hot cocoas, little buddy. No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard. Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self. HOJ. They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills. You're forgetting that to have descendants, you have to be able to get a date.
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-02 progeny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-02 Pub. Date: 2014-04-02
Image Number: 109631
Caption: You've been around for a very, very long time. Maybe you can answer this … what's the best way for a man to attract a woman so he can pass on his genes to the next generation? You just keep being you, dearie, and any woman in her right mind will pass on your genes. Awesome. Would you like another soup? No thanks, I'll pass on that. Munch mun-
4. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2003-02-13 progeny 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2003-04-23 Pub. Date: 2003-02-13
Image Number: 3539
Caption: Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.
5. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2001-07-08 progeny 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2001-07-08 Pub. Date: 2001-07-08
Image Number: 71976
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's a nerd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man" a.k.a. the Creped Crusader. Malaprop Man! I didn't know you were a musician! Hey! I was a child progeny! What music do you like? Anything by Wolfman Mozart. And I'm a real Oprah nut. Especially those two tanners, Luciano Manicotti and Placebo Flamingo. What instruments do you play? The violin and the jello, and some concussion instruments like the thimbles. You should hear me play. It will increase your depreciation. I have no doubt about that, M-Man. Tum-de-dem-te-dum.
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