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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-13 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-13 Pub. Date: 2019-08-13
Image Number: 178995
Caption: Sir, why did you change my health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover contraceptives? President Trump issues a ruling allowing employers to refuse to cover any procedures that we disagree with either religiously or morally. And you have a moral objection to women controlling their own bodies? I have a moral objection to not saving a few bucks a month. Yayle. CEO of the year 2002.,
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-11 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-11 Pub. Date: 2018-10-11
Image Number: 174390
Caption: Hello, Tara: I just want to say … I love my son more than life itself. My love will always be with him, no matter what happens. I've lived a long life. Seen many things. Gone many places. I have to regrets. By the way, I'm having a major medical procedure done tomorrow. But if my son doesn't call me before then, no big deal. I just don't want HIM to have regrets. (Hopefully I don't accidentally send this text to him, totally by mistake.) (Sigh) Better call Momma. People have been known to die from tooth-cleaning. Just saying.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-17 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-17 Pub. Date: 2017-07-17
Image Number: 160501
Caption: Would you like the good news or the bad. Bad. Ok. That "Vancouver" chick you're so in love with is cheating on you. Omigod … What's the good news? Since you don't have health insurance, the hospital says the albatrossectomy cost you $15,000. $15,000?! That's the good news?! Did I forget to say "relatively"? Dios mio.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-03 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-03 Pub. Date: 2015-11-03
Image Number: 134722
Caption: Hello, Tara: I just want to say … I love my son more than life itself. My love will always be with him, no matter what happens. I've lived a long life. Seen many things. Gone many places. I have no regrets. By the way, I'm having a major medical procedure done tomorrow. But if my son doesn't call me before then, no big deal. I just don't want HIM to have regrets. (Hopefully I don't accidentally send this text to him, totally by mistake.) (Sigh) Better call momma. People have been known to die from tooth-cleanings. Just saying.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-29 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-29 Pub. Date: 2013-09-29
Image Number: 101660
Caption: I just saw "The Business of Being Born." Ever seen that? What that is? It's a documentary about how birth doesn’t need to be treated like an illness. Did you know America has a really high infant mortality rate, even though we have the costliest birth procedures in the world? Did you know the drugs they pump into women in hospitals may be really bad for both mother and child? Did you know we MEN, so that don't have spit to do with us? YOU WERE BORN, WEREN'T YOU?! That's momma business, not mine.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-14 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-14 Pub. Date: 2013-06-14
Image Number: 97913
Caption: You know what I love about the comics, Susan? They make me forget about all the awfulness. For ten minutes, I get to pretend the world is nothing but goofy people doing goofy things. I get to pretend that things like prostate screenings don’t even exist. It's not gonna be as bad as you think, Lemont. You never see a doctor probing Garfield's censored.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-30 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-30 Pub. Date: 2012-12-30
Image Number: 91193
Caption: Mmblello? Your kid has already forgotten about the Christmas gift you're still paying off. Zzzxbox2! But that's not really why I'm calling. Whozit? You ate WAY too much over the holidays. You think months of wearing winter clothes will hide the excess lard till you lose weight. Juz bigbonzz. But climate change may make this winter warmer than you expect. Don't be surprised if you have to wear t-shirts in January. Zzfatzzz. Today's wake up call is sponsored by Dr. Biggums Liposuction.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-01 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-01 Pub. Date: 2012-04-01
Image Number: 77568
Caption: I'm tired of opportunists pretending there's some sort of "War on women." … Just because in the states, we're trying to de-fund Planned Parenthood, repeal equal pay enforcement acts, and force women to undergo unnecessary medical procedures. … And just because we're trying to make sure women can only have contraceptive coverage in their health insurance if their bosses decide they can. None of that has anything to do with women. It's all about freedom. Besides, if chicks has less nookie, they wouldn't have to pay so much for the pill. That's not how the pill works. I have a constitutional right to decide how the pills does and doesn't work.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-21 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-21 Pub. Date: 2012-03-21
Image Number: 77680
Caption: I heard the boss switched our health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover lady pills. That's right, Dick. It doesn't cover birth-control pills, IUDs or anything. Not true, Ms. Garcia. It still covers Viagra. Cialis, vasectomies … anything a man desires. Are you gloating? Shake shake sh - Viagra. I wish I could chat, but I have a vasectomy at 2, followed by a vasectomy reversal at 4, and a vasectomy reversal-reversal at 6.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-20 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-20 Pub. Date: 2012-03-20
Image Number: 77679
Caption: Sir, why did you change my health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover contraceptives? Governor Nutter just signed a law allowing employers to refuse to cover any procedure that we disagree with either religiously or morally. And you have a moral objection to women controlling their own bodies? I have a moral objection to not saving a few bucks a month.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-06 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-06 Pub. Date: 2012-02-06
Image Number: 76087
Caption: 2011 was a little slow, but one department out-performed. The department of demonization. It’s "Planned Parenthood" campaign alone practically MADE our third quarter. Fear, Inc. Planned Parenthood's the only provider of cancer screenings and other vital medical procedures for millions of poor women. And even though only 3% of its services involve abortion, you made that 3% look like 300%. Now states are trying to de-fund it. When these women find it harder to get diagnosed and treated, the panic score should skyrocket. Just doing our part. Fear, Inc.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-24 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-24 Pub. Date: 2011-07-24
Image Number: 63532
Caption: What's this, Clyde? Your rehab list. My what? 12 steps to stop being a nerd. "(1) Admit that watching Star-Track reruns is throwin' salt in my game. (2) Do everything C-Dog say to do." That's only two steps. Well yeh … just repeat step two ten mo' times. First of all, it's Star "Trek." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we need step one.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-02 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-02 Pub. Date: 2010-11-02
Image Number: 53691
Caption: I'm voting for the guy who hates Washington the most! It's just like when I choose a dentist. I don't want one of those weaklings who's gonna coddle my teeth with x-rays and flouride and fillings. When my teeth demand costly procedures, I want a dentist who's going to man-up and say "not on my watch!" Mint? Why, thank you!
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-07 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-07 Pub. Date: 2010-05-07
Image Number: 47014
Caption: I can't go give a speech to 2000 people … I'm in the middle of a custody dispute with Roxanne! One has nothing to do with the other, are you afraid of public speaking, Lemont? Of course not! Just don't have the time! I'll be getting a hysterectomy that day. Um ... I mean a colonoscopy! And a pap smear?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-13 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-13 Pub. Date: 2009-06-13
Image Number: 35004
Caption: Dear IRS: I filed a tax return months ago, and you owe me a refund. You are now delinquent in your payment of my refund. Please contact me immediately to set up a payment plan. Otherwise I will have no choice but to begin collection procedures, such as placing a lien on your property or garnishing your wages. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T WORK THIS WAY? Dios mio... It just doesn't.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-08 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-08 Pub. Date: 2009-06-08
Image Number: 34999
Caption: Six months ago… Internal Revenue Service. ATTN: Lemont Brown. Please contact us immediately. You have not yet filed your 2007 tax return. If you do not file and make arrangement for payment, we will have no choice but to begin collection procedures. For instance... ...we may place a lien on your property or garnish your wages. YES I DON'T HAVE EITHER OF THOSE!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-05 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-05 Pub. Date: 2008-03-05
Image Number: 22134
Caption: Lemont Interviews the Secret Service. So, checking only a fraction of the crowd at an Obama rally for weapons was standard procedure? Yeah. Look, it just isn't feasible to check 17,000 people for weapons. Don't schools check millions of kids for weapons every day? Exactly my point. The schools are hogging all the metal detectors.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-31 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-31 Pub. Date: 2007-10-31
Image Number: 19120
Caption: I have a 20-year elementary school reunion next week, Roxanne. I wanna take you and your son. Sorry, I've got plans that day. I'm voting. Or getting a vasectomy. Ok, first of all, I didn't tell you which day it is yet… Vasectomies take a while.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-06-12 procedure 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-06-13 Pub. Date: 2005-06-12
Image Number: 10678
Caption: 1789. Hear ye, senators are filibustering to prevent congress from moving the capital from New York to Philadelphia. #@%&* obstructionists. They're just doing their duty. 1957. Senator Strom Thurmond has filibustered for 24 hours to prevent the Civil Rights act from passing. #@%&* obstructionists. They're just doing their duty. 1968....
     
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