Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.
I'm delivering invitations in a carriage. A French chef is creating dinner. Daddy bought me a $3,000 dress and a car…What is that tripe? "My Super Sweet 16." What are you getting me for my 16th, Nana? A rare and precious gift. The word "no." The favorite word of babies and old people.
College prep is idiotic. We spend our precious high school years studying, taking tests and pretending to care about community service. Where's the joy in learning the important things? Like how to buy a fake i.d.? Or how to tell what brand jeans are hot this week.