Welcome to the Ask Sadie Show, Christmas-Eve eve edition. First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole. You're on, Rudolph. What's your problem?! ... And before you speak, let me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem. Click. I will ruin you, "Rudolph"!
Yesterday, before you insulted me, you showed me how you can use your me-phone to make your voice sound like someone else's. Let's say you, theoretically, left your phone on the counter. … And let's say someone paid a six-year-old a nickel to make the phone sound like you ... so that someone could call every single female listed in your "black book" file and say things that would totally and irrevocably humiliate you. ... And let's say that person discovered that every one of those listings dials your mother. Busted.