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21. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-12-12 polite 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-12-12 Pub. Date: 2016-12-12
Image Number: 149980
Caption: Your lips say "no," but your eyes say "no, thank you." Your eyes could teach your lips some manners. !
     
22. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2016-11-04 polite 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2016-11-04 Pub. Date: 2016-11-04
Image Number: 150493
Caption: After you! No, please, after you! No, no, you, first! Oh, but I insist … Fortunately, Warner Brothers opted for gophers instead of lemmings.
     
23. Comic Strip Bob Thaves  King Baloo 1990-01-01 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: King Baloo
Viewable Date: 2016-10-04 Pub. Date: 1990-01-01
Image Number: 5886
Caption: The Holy Land, eh? Well�behave yourself.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-28 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149039
Caption: What's a polite and subtle way to let someone know his breath reeks? You could try the old "take out a piece of gum for yourself, and offer them one too." I invented that one back in nineteen and twenty-nine, when I offered a stick to old Jebediah Stinkman. Let me rephrase: What's a less subtle way to tell someone his breath reeks? You could try leaving a note.
     
25. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-08-04 polite 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-08-04 Pub. Date: 2016-08-04
Image Number: 144637
Caption: I think it's polite to turn off your cell phone on a date. Oh, I agree. That's actually the sound of my ankle monitor.
     
26. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2005-01-16 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2016-06-23 Pub. Date: 2005-01-16
Image Number: 9314
Caption: Ask nicely.
     
27. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-01 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-01 Pub. Date: 2015-11-01
Image Number: 133876
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast ... who will end up alone and miserable because no living creature other than rats and bacteria will be able to tolerate your disgusting habits. And one day, even Pizza Hut will stop delivering to you for fear of running across a toxic mushroom growing from the mound of unwashed undergarments behind your easy chair. That's the polite answer. Now get ready for some straight talk ... Send questions for Sadie to asksadie@rudypark.com
     
28. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-07-18 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-10-29 Pub. Date: 2004-07-18
Image Number: 7791
Caption: Too Polite. Thank you. (Driver thanks meter maid after receiving a parking ticket.)
     
29. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-09-20 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-09-20 Pub. Date: 2015-09-20
Image Number: 131952
Caption: What're you eating, gramma? These are my special chocolates. I treat myself to one when I'm having a bad day. Do you want one? Yeah! Whisper whisper. Oops. I mean no thanks. Wise decision. She was just being polite. If you'd actually taken one you'd be in the doghouse for a month. I should know!
     
30. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2015-07-11 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2015-07-11 Pub. Date: 2015-07-11
Image Number: 128407
Caption: Firehouse 5k Mud Run. Finish. This race was a great idea, son. Makes me feel like I can do anything! Like more runs? I'm doing a 10k next month. 195. 194. Mm … more like taking on the warehouse project. Maybe you could fix up a saggy old building and your ... um ... body. Thank you for the polite phrasing. Well, we kinda have a moment going, so ...
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-04 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-04 Pub. Date: 2015-04-04
Image Number: 125030
Caption: Mort, may I have a word? Mind your business. It's not safe or polite to make fun of a man carrying a gun. Besides, he's just exercising his 2nd-amendment rights. And I'm exercising my 1st-amendment rights and my right to impress my chick! Your what? Sadie, did you see me stand up to the handgun ape?! Yes dear. Very hot.
     
32. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-16 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-16 Pub. Date: 2014-11-16
Image Number: 118269
Caption: Plausible deniability. Huh? It’s the best part about being old. What do you mean? The Kravitzes' cat "Lester" lives across the street from me. Every night for nine years, Lester has been rummaging through my garbage. And every morning for nine years, the Kravitzes have refused my polite requests that they keep that depraved beast chained up in their basement at night. The nerve. This morning I may have mistakenly used catnip to lure Lester into a crate, and then accidentally shipped him to Hong Kong. ... Or not. I'm just a little old lady. I don't always remember why or even WHETHER I've done things. PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY! I know what you mean. That's one of the main weapons in the "guy" arsenal, too. Thump.
     
33. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2014-10-04 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2014-10-04 Pub. Date: 2014-10-04
Image Number: 116848
Caption: Remember, your cousin's a barn owl - it's not polite to tell him what he smells like.
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-13 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-13 Pub. Date: 2014-08-13
Image Number: 114927
Caption: How 'bout those Candorville Cougars? Yeh, it is hot out. What? I said "How 'bout those Cougars … " Y'know … football, not the weather. What difference it make? Stranger-small-talk be interchangeable, bruh. It never mean nothin' no-way. (sigh) … Last time I try to be nice to a stranger! "Workin' hard or hardly workin'" to you too.
     
35. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-25 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-25 Pub. Date: 2014-04-25
Image Number: 110447
Caption: Hey, do you know what time it is? Yeah. It's time for your parents to teach you some manners. When you address a grown-up stranger, it's polite to call him "sir," not "hey." You're creating an unequal power dynamic that will damage my self-esteem. … I'm telling. Sometimes I miss the 20th century.
     
36. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-04-14 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-04-14 Pub. Date: 2014-04-14
Image Number: 109608
Caption: Don't bother grampa, Nelson. He's all tuckered out. How come he's so tired? My sister was here for lunch today and I told him to be nice. It takes him a couple of hours to recover from being nice for so long.
     
37. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-02-26 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-02-26 Pub. Date: 2014-02-26
Image Number: 107462
Caption: How come you and Roscoe are out here, grampa? Gramma has some of her women friends over so she kicked us out. Apparently we're not fit for polite society. Oh, I thought you were housebroken.
     
38. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-06 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-06 Pub. Date: 2014-02-06
Image Number: 107187
Caption: Can I help you, Sadie? Why do you ask? For one thing, it's polite. For another … … You've been staring at me for five minutes. What … As if I'm studying you, probing for any weakness I can exploit if I ever decide to emasculate you or publicly humiliate you? I hate when Rudy's late to work. You're an almost-adequate stand-in.
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-26 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-26 Pub. Date: 2014-01-26
Image Number: 106177
Caption: What was that? I said "What's your latest article about, Lemont?" Seriously? Yeah, just kinda sum it up for me. Susan … I researched it for five months. I interviewed dozens of bystanders and triple-sourced everything they said. I interviewed all the key figures in this scandal: President Obama, Kim Jong Un, Carrot Top ... Then I locked myself in my apartment for a WEEK, painstakingly crafting it into a nuanced, fascinating story ... ... But you can't spend five MINUTES reading it? You want me to "just kinda sum it up" for you?! Not really, I was just being polite.
     
40. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2013-10-28 polite 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2013-10-28 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 102767
Caption: Would you like a chocolate chip cookie, Nelson? Sure! Thanks, gramma, and have a nice day! My, my! Nelson is becoming very polite, isn't he? Maybe someone should tell him that when it's dark outside, you say "Have a good night."
     
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