Free Hospital Souvenirs. Free! With any $2,000 Surgery Purchase. Some Restrictions May Apply. Stylin' plastic bracelet. Maybe I can use this to get into one of those 3-day music festivals! Interesting new body markings! Blood test hole. Wow! "Modern Primitive!" I.V. Hole. E.K.G. Marks. Censor Kleen. Calibrated barf tray! Plastic bag! Hospicare. Name. Room. Footie-socks with rubber treads! What I always wanted! Bills for the rest of your life! Golden Ripoff Insurance.
We Americans drive too much! It's Detroit! They've been able to control things so we're completely dependent on our cars! I duuno. Detroit seems pretty depressed these days. Ok, Japan then. The main thing is that car companies and oil companies have created a system with virtually no adequate public transportation forcing our excessive reliance on the automobile! Hmmm... Well? Why do you think we drive so much? Because we can.