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21. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2010-04-30 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2010-04-30
Image Number: 46808
Caption: You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-27 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-27 Pub. Date: 2016-03-27
Image Number: 140573
Caption: I got a cousin in Flint, Michigan, bruh. He say I could buy a house for $2. You wanna go in on this with me? Between us, we could buy like 500 houses. Yeah, there are lots of reasons for that, Clyde. For instance … haven't you been watching the news? A whole generation of children in Flint has been poisoned by lead in the water, and it may have caused a fatal disease outbreak. Yeh, but that only affect people that use water, bruh. I've been meaning to say, I think you drink WAY too much Pepsi. For a $2 house, I'll bathe in it, too.
     
23. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-01-19 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-01-19 Pub. Date: 2016-01-19
Image Number: 137951
Caption: I need a flea pill for my dog. Pet Town. Preferably something small, undetectable, easily hidden in her food or a treat without raising her suspicion … Say "bwahaha" and I'm calling 911.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-19 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-19 Pub. Date: 2015-12-19
Image Number: 136618
Caption: Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie "studio fees" for operating her radio show in the café? Well, I've got good news and bad news. What's the good? She's agreed not to resort to violence. I see. And the bad news? On today's "Sadie Cohen Radio Show": Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers.
     
25. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-16 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-16 Pub. Date: 2015-12-16
Image Number: 136532
Caption: Have you already had any coffee from that pot, Ms. Garcia? Why do you ask, Terry? Oh … no reason. No reason at all. If you've already had some, you may as well have more. It wouldn't make a difference at this point. Are you trying to scare me away from the coffee so you can have it all to yourself? It's been an honor working with you, ma'am.
     
26. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-30 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-30 Pub. Date: 2015-08-30
Image Number: 131015
Caption: What as it you wanted to talk about, minion? Beep. The carbon monoxide detector is beeping every five seconds. Beep. Oh, that. Nothing (beep) to worry about. It was a second-hand unit I found in the dumpster behind Arby's. Beep. What? Why would you do that? Beep. The town council passed a law mandating the placement of (beep) CO² detectors. Beep. They (beep) didn't say they had to be new CO² detectors. I'm 25% sure it's beeping because the battery backup needs to be replaced. Nothing to worry about. Beep. Beep. But what if you're wrong? Shouldn't we maybe evacuate the (beep) cafe and call 911? Are you crazy? Beep. That would just panic everyone (beep) for no good reason and cost me hundreds of dollars in lost sales. Beep. I'm telling you, all it needs is new batteries. Go down to the basement and fetch some. Beep. Also, while you're down (beep) there, bring up my emergency oxygen mask. For no reason in particular. Beep. Very bad man. Beep.
     
27. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-08-21 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-08-21 Pub. Date: 2015-08-21
Image Number: 131319
Caption: Mike's ex-wife. Hello Mike. Hello Kismet. What happened to us? What went wrong? Where did the love go?! I'm not sure … But after you laced my oatmeal with arsenic, I went to the hospital. Toxicology reports are sooo unreliable.
     
28. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-08-18 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-08-18 Pub. Date: 2015-08-18
Image Number: 131316
Caption: Your ex-wife's at the end of the bar. She wants to buy you a drink. Tell her thanks but no thanks. Sure. I don't know how to make an "antifreeze surprise" anyway.
     
29. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2015-07-31 poison 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2015-07-31 Pub. Date: 2015-07-31
Image Number: 129298
Caption: I've only known you for 20 minutes, and I already want to put poison in your wine. Remind me to ask the waiter to send over the toxicology steward.
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-18 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-18 Pub. Date: 2014-12-18
Image Number: 120252
Caption: You don’t look too good Clyde. You look like you're about to throw up. Either that, or you're deep in sorrowful, thoughtful reflection about man's inhumanity toward man. Man's what? Who give a dohgawd … … That's breakfast. That's what I thought. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-12)
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-23 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-23 Pub. Date: 2014-11-23
Image Number: 118627
Caption: Let me give you C-Dog's abbreviated history of the United States. Chapter 12: "Thanksgiving." Buncha immigrants get on a boat an' go someplace where they don't even know how to feed themselves. Some Native brutha - an ex-slave named Squanto - teach them fools how to grow corn an' how not to eat poison ivy an' spit like that. In return for savin' they life, these immigrants give Squanto a chicken leg an' a coupon to Red Lobster, an' then steal his country. Then Abraham Lincoln sign a licensing deal with Hallmark to make an official "Thanks-Squanto-Now-Stick-Em-Up" day. That's not exactly what happened. They shorten that to "Thanksgiving" cuz it easier to fit on a card.
     
32. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2014-10-09 poison 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2014-10-09 Pub. Date: 2014-10-09
Image Number: 117439
Caption: I'm writing political attack ads, and I'm not sure if I have enough poison to last until November.
     
33. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2014-04-10 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-04-10 Pub. Date: 2014-04-10
Image Number: 109694
Caption: Psst … Maybe you should get a P.C. instead.
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-08 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-08 Pub. Date: 2014-03-08
Image Number: 108287
Caption: I'm inviting you all to taste test a new, cheaper blend of coffee. Not a chance. No way. Not even if it was squeezed from the bean by the flexed biceps of Eli Manning. I'm telling you, that dysentery last time was just a coincidence. FORGET IT!
     
35. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2014-02-14 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2014-02-14 Pub. Date: 2014-02-14
Image Number: 107156
Caption: I sent Gilda, the Rottweiler, a box of chocolates and I'm taking her out tonight for Valentines Day. Ralph, chocolates are deadly poison for dogs. Gilda, don’t bother dressing for dinner tonight.
     
36. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-07 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-07 Pub. Date: 2013-12-07
Image Number: 106907
Caption: Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie "studio fees" for operating her radio show in the café? Well, I've got good news and bad news. What's the good? She's agreed not to resort to violence. I see. And the bad news? On today's "Sadie Cohen Radio Show": Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers.
     
37. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2013-11-02 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2013-11-02 Pub. Date: 2013-11-02
Image Number: 102965
Caption: Know what I think? I think you're a SHORT - ORDER SERIAL KILLER. -But I'm starving. How's the chili? Killer. We all gotta die of something … THE I'M STUFFED CAFÉ.
     
38. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2013-11-01 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2013-11-01 Pub. Date: 2013-11-01
Image Number: 102964
Caption: What did this guy order. The house special: Ricin Beans. THE I'M STUFFED CAFÉ.
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-27 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-27 Pub. Date: 2013-10-27
Image Number: 102724
Caption: Daddy? Tew me again what we awe fow Hawoween? This Halloween, daddy's going as Charles W. Chesnutt, who you'll of course recognize as the author of the "Uncle Julius McAdoo" stories from 1899. Uncle Julius was a former slave who overcame an oppressive society with the use of his humor, courage and wit. Also, magic and voodoo. What am I, daddy? You're the ham a slave offered a priestess in order to be able to eat the poisoned grapes, in one of the stories, of course. Don't worry, the snout is a dead giveaway. Daddy? Can I go with Uncle Cwyde fow Hawoween next yeaw?
     
40. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2009-08-12 poison 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2013-10-17 Pub. Date: 2009-08-12
Image Number: 37200
Caption: Despite some overgrown lawns, the neighborhood is terrific. For sale. The seller's yard is meticulously tended. Imagine letting him play here everyday! Just treated with pesticide.
     
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