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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-15 |
| Image Number: |
180383 |
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Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-10 |
| Image Number: |
180378 |
| Caption: |
Lookup in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! You're playing poker these days! Yep. I'm a natural born grumbler. Last time I played I won a bit pop with a full horse. Then I bit it all and lost on the next hand. I needed one card for a royal flash. I never had a chance because all four jerks were missing. There was only forty-eight cards! I always knew you weren't playing with a full deck, Malaprop Man. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
180154 |
| Caption: |
It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often means somebody is being given an unfair advantage. It has a much more literal meaning in a society of cannibals! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
177034 |
| Caption: |
Just go play on whichever one you like. I'm sure the choice won't affect your college applications. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
176985 |
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Cruise Lines. We had to stop our match because there are too many sunbathers around. So, you're not playing with a full deck. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
175524 |
| Caption: |
More Animal Grammar. Pool sharks. Pool sharks. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-30 |
| Image Number: |
175144 |
| Caption: |
Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
175042 |
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Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomorrow when we play the"Leftovers" video game! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
173131 |
| Caption: |
The saddest part is that he refers to this as "sticking it to the man." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
171873 |
| Caption: |
My digital assistant device hears things in my house and then targeted ads are sent to me, but it seems like there are still some bugs in the system. I can explain it, Frank, you're always talking about golf. The device hears "tee" and get ads for "tea." When the golf pros are on TV I get ads for cars and pet shopts. That's because the device repeatedly hears "long drive" and "birdie." Then when I talk about my playing golf, I get ads for knives and fishing equipment. Of course! The device hears "slice" and "hook" over and over! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-21 |
| Image Number: |
170789 |
| Caption: |
Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-20 |
| Image Number: |
170788 |
| Caption: |
They adopted Stephen Hawking's cat. It looks like he's an expert on string theory. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
170737 |
| Caption: |
I procrastinated and need to work on my taxes today. They're due this week. Doing your taxes is like playing golf. The rules for both are very complex. With taxes and golf I incur huge penalties for going out of bounds. And sometimes it seems like everybody else is cheating. Well, it looks like I owe thousands! I never get to take any deductions in golf or taxes. The final number in both is huge and somehow it all seems unfair! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
169675 |
| Caption: |
I like it - In this game players must perform increasingly challenging random acts of kindness. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
169674 |
| Caption: |
It's crazy! One day it's 70 degrees and sunny, then the next day there's a foot of snow! This is the real "March Madness"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
169668 |
| Caption: |
You've been playing too many video games. I can't give you any "cheats" for the game of life! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
166767 |
| Caption: |
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
166753 |
| Caption: |
Alternate poker rules. Your ace is no good here. We're chess pieces so nothing is better than a king. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
157253 |
| Caption: |
Guys, that's not what we wear to play cricket. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-09 |
| Image Number: |
157005 |
| Caption: |
Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch! |
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