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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-04 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-04 Pub. Date: 2019-08-04
Image Number: 178780
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-27 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-27 Pub. Date: 2019-07-27
Image Number: 178674
Caption: Boss, I've got a new idea. I think it'll double - no, triple - our sales. Not again. No, hear me out. This one's great. You know how we've been trying to figure out a way to keep customers from going to Coffee King? Yes. We've paid sweatshops in Foreignvania to post negative Yelp reviews ... We've planted rats in their kitchen ... and we've besmirched their name in many ways. Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them? Where's the fun in that.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-12 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-12 Pub. Date: 2018-11-12
Image Number: 174935
Caption: Existence is cruel, Rosencrantz. And that is because of the nature of energy. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, so it must be stolen. For one creature to gain it, another creature or a plant must lose it and perish. To birth a star system and all its worlds ... a nebula must die. For a man to gain the good side of the sidewalk crack, his partner must lose it. Give it back. Your quarrel is not with me, Rosencrantz. It is with existence itself.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-22 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-22 Pub. Date: 2018-09-22
Image Number: 174077
Caption: You wanna build a what? An O'Neill cylinder. A huge, hollow cylinder in space. The inside is lined with soil, plants, rivers, lakes and buildings. It's a self-contained city. It crates spin-gravity by rotating. We don't have to wait centuries to colonize other worlds ... we could build these things right now and park them anywhere in the solar system! You been arguing online again? Gary226's cylinder could be on the other side of the sun.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-01 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-01 Pub. Date: 2018-08-01
Image Number: 173242
Caption: There you are, Dick. We need to talk. Ok, Ms. Garcia. This morning I asked you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. You know what was delivered? A single dead rose. Are you trying to get me fired, Dick Fink? 'Course not. Must've been a mix-up at the florist. The nose said This'll be you soon, old man. Sincerely, Ms. Garcia. That florist is the worst.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-31 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-31 Pub. Date: 2018-07-31
Image Number: 173241
Caption: Dick? I want you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. What do you mean am I sure that's a good idea? Look, Dick Fink, you're my assistant. Every single time I ask you to do something, you ask if I'm sure that's a good idea. Enough. That doesn't assist me. Yes, I'm sure it doesn't assist m - just order the stupid plant! Ok ... if you're sure.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-18 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-18 Pub. Date: 2018-06-18
Image Number: 172354
Caption: What ever happened with the Canardville refugees? What? I thought you were covering that story. I was. But at the last second I had to fly to Singapore to cover the summit between the President and North Korea's leader. You know they had a private meeting before the public one? Sometimes I can't believe this is my life, Susan. I was just the shy kid from the wrong side of the tracks. Now I'm the guy hiding in potted plants reporting on the secret meeting between two powerful leaders. Wait ... what? I never in a million years thought I'd be in Singapore.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-05 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-05 Pub. Date: 2018-06-05
Image Number: 172069
Caption: Did you feel the earth shake last night, Rosencrantz? I did, Tyrone. But to be honest, I don't know if I really felt it or if I only now believe I felt it because your query planted the thought in my brain. Nonsense. You are you own person. You thoughts are your own. I could never substitute my will for your own. You're right. I stand corrected.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-29 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-29 Pub. Date: 2018-04-29
Image Number: 170626
Caption: I read your article called We Still Have Slavery in America. What a load of nonsense. Everyone knows our dear, sweet and wonderful Congress abolished slavery with the thirteenth amendment. That's right. But that same 13th amendment says Except as punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly connected. Trump calls mass incarceration "good start". Black and brown people are stopped more often, and convicted more harshly than white people who've done that same stuff, our prisons are mostly black and brown. They force these people to work. Sometimes for next to nothing. But often for nothing at all. They lease convicts out to work in mines, to pick cotton on farms, to sew lingerie, to build weapons of war, and if they refuse to work for free, they're punished. Yeah, well ... slavery was in the 19th century. This is the 21st, ipso facto, it can't be slavery. Haven't you wondered why they've sent millions and millions to prison for smoking the wrong plant?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-25 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-25 Pub. Date: 2018-04-25
Image Number: 170821
Caption: 20 million people have read my article about the raid on Trump's lawyer's office. You must've read it. A lot of them were blown away with the scoop I got. You must've been blown away. I got an anonymous tip, so I drove through the night and hid out in a potted plant right in his office. I saw the whole thing unfold. You must be impressed. It was a very nice article, Lemont. You hated it.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-31 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-31 Pub. Date: 2017-12-31
Image Number: 166075
Caption: Susan told me you finally got a doctor appointment, bruh, 'bout that heart problem you probably got … She also told me your doctor name. Canada or bust! I don't know what you're talking about, Clyde. When we was four, you told the preschool you was allergic to Mrs. Cass so they'd have to transfer you to Mr. Kirk's class. When we was nine, you fell in love with that new girl Lois Lane as soon as you heard Mrs. Drake read her name at roll call. When you know, you just know. In college, you took that advanced kelp studies class 'cause it was taught by a "Professor Xavier." I don't know what you're getting at, I've always been fascinated with aquatic plants. Tell me you ain't choose this cardiologist just 'cause his name "Doctor Hu."
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-21 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-21 Pub. Date: 2017-04-21
Image Number: 157016
Caption: Y'know, this world could be a paradise. For the amount of money the world spends on war … We could pay people to leave the rainforests alone. We could feed everyone. We could give everyone health care and an education. We could plant gardens everywhere. The big flower industry would hire armed goons to protect the roses.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-28 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149027
Caption: Divided Airlines. Another one? Out of order. Excuse me, where's the nearest working men's room? Gate 57. Which gate are we at? Gate 2. Totally unrelated question: Where's the nearest potted plant?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-06 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-06 Pub. Date: 2016-07-06
Image Number: 145504
Caption: There you are, Dick. We need to talk. Ok, Ms. Garcia. This morning, I asked you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. You know what was delivered? A single dead rose. Are you trying to get me fired, Dick Fink? 'Course not. Must've been a mix-up at the florist. The note said "This'll be you soon, old man. Sincerely, Ms. Garcia." That florist is the worst.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-05 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-05 Pub. Date: 2016-07-05
Image Number: 145503
Caption: Dick? I want you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. What do you mean am I sure that's a good idea? Look, Dick Fink, you're my assistant. Every single time I ask you to do something, you ask if I'm "sure that's a good idea." Enough. That doesn't assist me. Yes, I'm sure it doesn't assist m - just order the stupid plant! Ok ... if you're sure.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-10 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-10 Pub. Date: 2016-06-10
Image Number: 144223
Caption: You told Clyde how you met this chick from Vancouver. You told your therapist how you met her. You told the mailman how you met her. But you never told me. I'm supposed to be your best friend, Lemont. I thought we tell each other everything. Oh. Well, I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to plant a bunch of negative thoughts about her in my head. You always seem to despise any woman I date. That's not true. I thought Kimani was a lovely woman. Kimani? That was in preschool, Susan ... and you convinced me she was only interested in my Raggedy Andy.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-31 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-31 Pub. Date: 2016-05-31
Image Number: 143919
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Radio Hour. "Lemont" in Candorville, you're on. Yeah, I just heard Donald Trump call in to your show. He said a bunch of crazy nonsense, but you didn't call him on any of it! What are you, a journalist or a potted plant? That would be like calling a tornado on being windy. No excuse!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-08 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-08 Pub. Date: 2012-03-08
Image Number: 39255
Caption: I don’t believe we ever really landed on the moon. Of course we did, Clad. My mom watched it like 40 seconds ago, when she was just a kid. She said when Neilium Armstrongium planted our flag on the moon, it was the most profound moment in the history of fungi. This flag will stand until the end of time. Scratch scritch scratch. My butt itches. (Originally published in 2009).
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-27 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-27 Pub. Date: 2011-08-27
Image Number: 64821
Caption: We started out livin' in nature. Trees an' grass an' grass an' flowers an' whatnot. Then we built huts an' then houses. We put up walls an' doors an' locks to shut nature out. An' then we buy potted plants and aquariums, almost as if we want some of that nature back but only if it's got its own walls around it. Whatever. I said, stop breaking into my house!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-03 plant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-03 Pub. Date: 2010-01-03
Image Number: 42488
Caption: You have a deep-seated aversion to … Deep-WHATED? Deep-seated. Are you sure it's not "deep-seeded'? No. I'm sure it's "deep-seated." But that makes no sense. Deep-seeded makes sense. A seed, a germ of a problem planted deep in the soil of the mind ... ... Too deep to find and kill before it sprouts into a big, gangly PROBLEM TREE. (Sigh) Ok. Your aversion to discussion emotion is so "deep-SEEDED" that it manifests itself into endless nitpicking. Gnat-picking would make more sense. I mean, only kids and dogs get nits. EVERYBODY gets gnats.
     
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