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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-22 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-22 Pub. Date: 2017-11-22
Image Number: 165149
Caption: Where do you think we'll be 3,000 years from now, Susan? Do you think we'll even be recognizable as human beings? Will we all have nanites coursing through our bodies repairing any damage and connecting us all to a hive mind? Will we have no bodies at all, and instead be sentient programs we uploaded to the cloud to escape some global catastrophe? Will we still like pizza? Pizza is eternal.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-19 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 164467
Caption: Great-looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm rally psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other, I think.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-01 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-01 Pub. Date: 2017-11-01
Image Number: 164417
Caption: Perception and reality are two different things, Clyde. A man could think a woman winked at him when in reality she's got conjunctivitis. A woman could think a man's leering at her when in reality he's zoned out and thinking about pizza. I still think you missed the rim while you was tryin' to dunk, Big L. That's how it would appear ... to the untrained eye. I still think you landed head-first in a trash can.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-11 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-11 Pub. Date: 2016-12-11
Image Number: 151363
Caption: Grandpa's 97th birthday is coming up. I have no idea how to time my gifts for him. Dr. Noodle. What do you mean "time" gifts? One year, I bought him a new set of dominoes, and he hated it. He gave it to the mailman. The next year, my sister bought him the very same set, and he loved it. He brags about it to me all the time. The next year, I bought him a gold pocket watch. He gave that to the pizza delivery guy. My sister gave him the same one the following year and he loves it so much that he's always putting it in my face and asking me what time it is. Maybe we should talk about the concept of "denial." Ok. But after we talk about why I keep picking the right presents in the wrong years.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-12 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-12 Pub. Date: 2016-05-12
Image Number: 143024
Caption: What's the last thing you usually think about at night? Is it me? Pizza. You. Oh. I really don’t think I could ever go through life without pizza. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-27).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-11 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-11 Pub. Date: 2015-10-11
Image Number: 133081
Caption: Great looking hair, made easy. Just dye. We now return to our program. How much time do I have to save the kitten, bring Timmy his inhaler, and defuse the nuclear bomb? You have a lot less time than you did before you started that sentence. We'll be back after these messages ... I'm really psyched Little Tyrant Pizza's bringing the flavor with its new pecan guacamole dipping sauce! A guy, a beach, a skateboard. A girl bouncing in slow motion. And these corn chips that have nothing to do with any of that. Buy them. Six other commercials that go on so long that you don't remember what show you're watching. Going back to Netflixing everything. And now back to our show ... What were we doing? Defusing something or other. I think.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-30 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-30 Pub. Date: 2015-09-30
Image Number: 133084
Caption: Where do you think we'll be 3,000 years from now, Susan? Do you think we'll even be recognizable as human beings? Will we all have nanites coursing through our bodies repairing damage and connecting us all to a hive mind? Will we have no bodies at all, and instead me sentient programs uploaded to the cloud to escape some global catastrophe? Will we still like pizza? Pizza is eternal.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-09 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-09 Pub. Date: 2015-08-09
Image Number: 130320
Caption: Little Tyrant Pizza … Can I take your order? Yeh. Gimme one of them Big Mac combos. Are you serious? We don't sell Big Macs, sir. We're a pizza parlor. When you deliver them pizzas, you be drivin', right? … Yeah. So on your way back from deliverin' your next pizza, go on through that McDonald's drive-through an' pick me up a number one, with no onions. I can't do that, sir. What, you ain't wanna earn some extra bills on the side? What wrong with you? Well ... Ok, I guess I can. While you at it, I got some draw's in the laundromat should be finished right 'bout now.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-18 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-18 Pub. Date: 2015-03-18
Image Number: 124246
Caption: I just think it would be awfully frustrating to not have a woman president because of some emails. Why? People are derailed over tiny things all the time. 20 years ago, some guy got a life sentence for stealing a slice of pizza. Can't get much tinier than that. And then there's the case of Pee Wee Herman ... Not at all the same thing!!!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-27 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-27 Pub. Date: 2014-02-27
Image Number: 107984
Caption: What's the last thing you usually think about at night? Is it me? Pizza. You. Oh. I really don’t think I could ever go through life without pizza.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-31 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-31 Pub. Date: 2013-03-31
Image Number: 94740
Caption: I feel like a pizza. Not sure what I want on it, though. Long as it got pepperoni, I don't care, dawg. I didn’t say you were getting any of it. Some things is better left unsaid. Are you gonna pay me for half of it? I think you got that backwards, Big L. What? You know how many calories they is in a whole pepperoni pizza? About 2,400. Now say you wanna burn off half them calories. Do you know how much any OTHER personal trainer would charge you for that? You're not getting half my pizza, Clyde. Not eating calories is the same as burning calories. Thug 4 Life.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-18 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-18 Pub. Date: 2012-05-18
Image Number: 80979
Caption: 1982. Do you get an allowance? I'll put it this way … I'm not allowed to play house, mailman, pizza-delivery-guy (whatever that means) or hockey. I'm not allowed to cross the street, say hi to strangers, read in the dark, sit close to the TV, talk back, spit, slouch, stay up late or eat without saying grace ... Never mind, Lemont. I AM allowed to do what I'm told.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-16 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-16 Pub. Date: 2011-02-16
Image Number: 57400
Caption: Maybe I'll go back to college. Will eat for food. Where you'll learn a new trade? Where boys will try to impress girls by buying me pizza. Will eat for food.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-21 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-21 Pub. Date: 2011-01-21
Image Number: 56437
Caption: Why is the anchovy so detested? I bet most people who detest it have never even tried it. It's the New Jersey of pizza toppings. You can say that again. SEE?!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-20 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-20 Pub. Date: 2011-01-20
Image Number: 56436
Caption: Why are we such a violent people? America's a land of assissinations. Mexico's a land of mutilations. China's a land of executions, and so on … Why can't we see our political differences the same way we see a difference over pizza toppings? Ok, ok, I'm sorry I yelled at you for ordering anchovies. There's a cancer on the soul of humanity.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-17 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-17 Pub. Date: 2010-01-17
Image Number: 43145
Caption: I got so angry about the whole health care thing. Every time government talked about expanding access to health care, people would tell me that's socialism. And socialism's wrong. I was talking to my buddies about that while we waited for our pizza to get there. Lalo said to me, "Hey, where's your $5? We're all chipping in for this pizza." So I called him a socialist. I told him I won't surrender to group-dictated pizza, I'll buy my own. And I stormed out. I see. This still doesn't explain why you didn't pay me last week. I'm saving up for free-market pizza.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-26 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-26 Pub. Date: 2007-12-26
Image Number: 20850
Caption: Lemont, it's Christmas. Why are you just sitting here by the phone waiting for dad to call? I was sent back in time because you were supposed to remind me, your older self, of the meaning of Christmas. I am. Y'see, older me, Christmas is about faith. I have faith Dad'll call me. ...But if it makes you happy, it's also about kindness and goodwill and stuff. Well we can at least order pizza? Touch that phone and I bite your hand off.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-08 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-08 Pub. Date: 2006-06-08
Image Number: 13936
Caption: House Democratic Leader Pelosi. How may I help you? You can tell my why Democrats are campaigning against corruption but sat by while one of their own took bribes, hid the money in the freezer and lied about it. Domino's Pizza. May I take your order? You already said who you are. @#$%!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-17 pizza 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-17 Pub. Date: 2006-05-17
Image Number: 13748
Caption: Wait, Nadine, you're not mad at me for fathering the love child of a crazy women and deciding to marry her? Nah, we can work this out. Everyone makes mistakes, honey, but it we care about each other, we can forgive each other. For instance, a cute pizza delivery guy mistakenly showed up at my door last night, and ... I don't think I like where this is going.
     
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