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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-28 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-28 Pub. Date: 2019-10-28
Image Number: 180125
Caption: I am the undead man you seek. Are you not paying attention to popular culture? Vampires are huge! Not technically undead, and not technically dry.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-05 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-05 Pub. Date: 2019-07-05
Image Number: 178361
Caption: Congratulations, Jeremiah. You've passed your medical tests. Wonderful. Just one more thing. I need to know how you'll react under extreme stress. Pardon? Clean up my kitchen you toothless old boob! Where's the sponge, dear? I am flush. I'll pick you up at 8.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-02 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-02 Pub. Date: 2019-07-02
Image Number: 178358
Caption: Sadie Cohen? Who's askin'? Jeremiah Johnson, gentleman caller. Your radio show inspires me. Go on. You have a siren's voice, and a mermaid's face. Would you join me on a date? Go wash my car! Yes, ma'am. Pick me up at 8.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-02 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-02 Pub. Date: 2019-01-02
Image Number: 175664
Caption: First, I didn't suffer concussions when I played football. Second, I'm not a meathead. Third, how can you joke about football injuries? Joke? I feel badly for you. You're an arrested adolescent, obsessed with picking up chicks, going nowhere in your career. Obviously, that's a result of your head trauma. Your brain's taken more shots than Ansel Adams' camera. It's gotten more shots than a kid with rabies! that's not joking? Sorry, I thought it would go over your squished head.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-13 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-13 Pub. Date: 2018-12-13
Image Number: 175400
Caption: Randy "The Rock" Taylor's new unified theory of picking up chicks: You've got 20 seconds to get her attention before an email, text, phone call or tweet interrupts. Hey babe. I've got huge biceps, a sweet hybrid with fold-down seats and an iTunes collection with the year's hottest smoochin' music. Beep! Hold that thought. I've got an incoming call. Interesting. Make that fifteen seconds! Pardon? Were you talking? Wait, incoming text.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-12 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-12 Pub. Date: 2018-12-12
Image Number: 175399
Caption: Given our collective short attention span, you now have less than 20 seconds to pick up a chick. After that, you've lost her to a cellphone call, incoming email, Twitter and so forth. The key is to keep your approach crisp, witty, and so irresistible that the incoming tweet can actually wait. Does everyone have that? Ooh, does she have an iPhone? Hold on, I'm getting a call.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-11 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-11 Pub. Date: 2018-12-11
Image Number: 175398
Caption: You've modified your unified theory of picking up chicks? The first big change in 10 years. I had to account for a key change in how people relate. They have incredibly short attention spans. Under my old theory, you used to have 45 seconds to get a chick's attention. Now you have less than 20. You lost me two sentences ago. I'm tweeting. The Love Doctor rests his case.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-10 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-10 Pub. Date: 2018-12-10
Image Number: 175397
Caption: You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-17 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-17 Pub. Date: 2018-09-17
Image Number: 174106
Caption: It's almost November 2!!! Have you picked out what you'll be wearing to go to the polls? You ruin election season for me.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-23 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-23 Pub. Date: 2018-08-23
Image Number: 173686
Caption: Are you in distress? Not really. Of course not. Forgive my presumption. These are brutal economic times and I just thought you might need a hand. I'll take this brie and merlot and be on my way. Well, my husband recently lost his job. Husband? You'll be fine. Gotta run. Wait, who are you?! R.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-22 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-22 Pub. Date: 2018-08-22
Image Number: 173685
Caption: Fireside Chat with: Recession Man! (A superhero who comes to the aid of gals distressed by tough economic times). It's the middle of summer, Recession Man. So. R. Why are we having a fireside chat? Shouldn't we be somewhere cooler? The dancing flames pick up the light in your eyes. But I'm hot. It's hot in here. Take off your outer layer. Tomorrow: Recession man saves the day.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-11 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-11 Pub. Date: 2018-06-11
Image Number: 172240
Caption: There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows got renewed, and now this. It's just my luck.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-04 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-04 Pub. Date: 2017-09-04
Image Number: 162348
Caption: On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Hurricanes. We just suffered through the first "once-every-500-years" hurricane since the last "once-every-500-years" hurricane that happened just 12 years ago. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone or something. And it also goes out to hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, because this means war. Mother nature picked on the wrong species. Not sure who's worse: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, or Sadie Cohen. Wait ... she has a heart?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-26 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-26 Pub. Date: 2017-07-26
Image Number: 160765
Caption: Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-27 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-27 Pub. Date: 2017-06-27
Image Number: 159727
Caption: That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-04 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-04 Pub. Date: 2017-06-04
Image Number: 158198
Caption: I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it could be day-old sludge made with tap water from Flint? I thought you said you'd never been here before. Siri, where's the nearest Starbucks?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-26 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-26 Pub. Date: 2017-05-26
Image Number: 158356
Caption: … So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you pick my son up from daycare?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-21 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-21 Pub. Date: 2017-05-21
Image Number: 157666
Caption: Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com, and posts answers to www.rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband keeps leaving his stuff all over the place and expecting me to pick up after him. How do I get through to him that this isn't the 1950s? - Angry in Anaheim. What is wrong with you?! He doesn't "expect you" to clean up after him! He doesn't care whether you leave his boxers on the coffee table or not. You are the one who cares. You are the only one who cares if things get picked up or not. He would only start caring at the point where the pile gets high enough to block his view of the tv. It's as if you've never even heard of the male species. Ask Sadie, baby!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-01 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-01 Pub. Date: 2017-02-01
Image Number: 153979
Caption: Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. How come you were at the women's march? Was it to pick up women? Of course not. Then why were you doused in cologne and your mustache was combed, and you had on your tightest jeans, and your chest hairs were coiffed and glistening? There's a difference between being there to pick up women, and being there not to not pick up women. I see. I think.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-25 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-25 Pub. Date: 2016-11-25
Image Number: 151310
Caption: Have you heard the "Don't Pick Your Nose" song on Youtube? I don't listen to propaganda. The anti-nose-picking elite want us to believe it could get us sick … that it could lead to nosebleeds … that it could cause folliculitis … "Folliculitis" sounds pretty bad. Any illness with five syllables is something to be feared. If god didn't intend for us to pick our noses, he wouldn't have made our fingers fit right into them. We really should have our own medical show.
     
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