What's with all the S&M stuff, Marty? It's my new sexual persona! I'm tired of women treating me like a child! I want to be dominant! I want to be masterful! I want to be revered as a God!! Childish.
Guess what! I saw (insert celebrity name here), the famous movie star, going into a restaurant downtown! Ohmigod! Isn't she splitting up with (insert celebrity name here), the famous pop star?! She's a bitch!! Did you see her last video? A bomb!! Well, I hear she's been seeing (insert celebrity name here), the famous T.V. star!! Like ohmigod!! Does that mean he's gonna divorce (insert celebrity name here), the famous spokesmodel?! Would you two shutup about celebrities?! Celebrities aren't real! They're consumer products! Their "lives" are packaged for mass-consumption to get you glued to the "popular media" and exposed to ever more advertising! And you're emotionally involved with them than with your own real lives and relationships! Sheesh! Ohmigod! Wasn't that Nina (tm) the famous cartoon character?! I hear she's dating Elvis the famous postage stamp!