The Valentine's Day Optimist. Ernie, is that a Valentine from Ernestine? Not just a Valentine, a whole letter! She's crazy about me! Look, she's so concerned about my health she told me to take a hike! And she's very aware of giving me my space because she's dating someone else tonight... And she must really b e concerned about my phone bills...her note says never to call her again. Ernie, get real! Look, she says the next time you show up at her house she'll have the Police come over! Yeah, isn't that great? She never misses a chance to show me off!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Volcanoes, volcanoes, volcanoes! Why do they always happen just before I have a date with Venus?