Well, that was fun. Sure was. People throwing soda at us. Calling us names. Pelting us with ice. I want to thank you guys for sticking up for me against those bullies. You're both very tough. I'm so good. Of course, dear. I did seem tough.
Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to ask if you'd be the control group. Can't. I'll be too busy sitting here.